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YUGO LABS |
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see, my spidey sense told me to get out of there
so i did i love my spidey sense support pancreatic fluids in your local politician |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-24 03:49:55 | |
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| greetings | |
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i have today, a very important topic to ponder upon, in these troubling times.
Especially, now tha- What's that smell OH NO NO FUCKING WAY SHIT! I BLEW THE HOT POCKET UP! A GEYSER OF CHEESE ERUPUTED MY KITCHEN IS BEING DEFACED BY A VILE STREAM OF VULCANIZED COW-BYPRODUCTS SOMEONE CALL 911!!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-22 23:53:49 | |
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| QUESTIONS | |
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Quick, I need some statistics on the average cow orgasm!
WHERE IS MY RESEARCH ASSISTANT? In other news, the RTQPmobile now has quad 10 inch woofers. Viva la disturbing the peace! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-21 03:40:41 | |
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| Perchance thou funtst | |
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pull the emergency tab
court adjourned man, i'm lazy today. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-20 01:34:51 | |
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| Introduction | |
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i am sergey thompson and i put vodka on my corn pops i pelt you with bibles king james in your lip i am sergey thompson and i put hashish on my frosty flakes i crash planes into your buildings boeing in your butt i am sergey thompson and i put mexicans on my oatmeal i abduct your children clones in your aliens i am sergey thompson i am sergey thompson I AM SERGEY THOMPSON and i am pleased to meet you, good sir |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-19 00:13:07 | |
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| Love can change | |
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wuh wuh wuh waaah
wooble aaah OOOOM but you'll never give all you really neeeed is kool aid with weeeeeed *VST OVERLOAD FUSX0r* folks it is thhe teruth i have an electric razor electro-cute always sounded like a compliment to me i.e. example "you are fucking electro-cute" see? who fucking comes up with english anyways whoever they are, they are fucking as fucke dup as i am sfhljdj f'hjklbvxc sdjkfg
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-17 02:53:04 | |
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| let me | |
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let me tell you the story
of how i renewned my library book phase one, part IIA: i charged the flux capacitor, via open source VNC software, dancing the night away to the Free Software Foundation Phase Q, part IIB: the prince knighted me bravely bold sir asshat, brought forth from camelot (he was not afraid to die in all sorts of pornographic ways) Phase RSZ, part IIICCCC: FEEEEEL SOME KIND OF STRAAANGE (i love collide) *metal guitar solo* LOVE WILL FIND YOU =^_^= =o.O= =^_^= DAAAANCE RAAAAAAIIIIIN VARIATION WILD POINTER, QUAKE II BOT FINGLE, FAAAANGLE FINGLE FINGLE FAAAANGLE FEEEEEL SOME KIND OF STRANGE pie |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-17 02:46:36 | |
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| techno riffs | |
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fangle fangle fangle fangle fangle fangle fangle fangle fangle fangle they are more hardcore than the vangels praise the wombatador's fruity peaches |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-17 02:41:34 | |
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| AND ALL YOUR SATELLITES | |
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ARE FRAGMENTED
I FEEL A LITTLE CRUSHED AND OUT OF A CACTUS AND ALL YOUR FLATULENCE It's meant to bring me down makes me feel so obese and out of shape though your velocity is beastiality how can you be part of the symettery ikf evvery moment screws ove the enxt part of the scenerey and all your cactuslites are fragmented i feel a little obese and out of shaaaape |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-17 02:39:15 | |
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| wow | |
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i am ripping with my teeth
it is funky fresh beatz moby +1 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-17 01:56:27 | |
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OH BABY
I AM TRANCIN' WITH JOHN WALKER author of the hacker's diet it realy works pi is an iirational # like me moby is AWESOME while bieng an irratinal # pi in your glutes squankle, fingle, fabble, and booble-le-bobble |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-17 01:53:18 | |
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| Pure accelleratin | |
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from start to finish
' ' ' ' ' ' ' slalom today's engine works harder no thanks to the union castrol GTX for all your baking needs makes biscuits fluffy when in barcelona |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-14 02:43:59 | |
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very strong forearms
with two weeks gone, the unibody is perfected iced tea, cooladas, mazda's and omlettes bathing suits that don't fit, fuckle wears thme 500 horses with the supercharger his glasses behind the TV, his germans in disarray FOR the pefect engine compartment ...we're trying to make a mechanical statement put teh fendars on teh seat cosmetic pathetic, happly slappy, pippy pappy, fabble FUCK YOUR MOM spacer inch fing fang fung fap fip fop lose some low end torque lose rudder make up with the supercharget seat of the pants usperchargar chop top off engine chevy asshat block fpapap a car in its own EVEN VALVE COVERS WILL BE SWAPPED OUt paxton supercharget, salad dressing, 1000 islands, deceiving how much room their is, 6 degree tilt on the motor drop a ahlf inf ch ing the hf5ront oil apnning tossing out the spacer supercharged engine attention to detail eBay motors getting a bargain IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DETAILS
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-14 02:40:47 | |
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| Insightful Meaning Copulations under Fickle Shitbuck | |
OMG WTF I'M SO LOL NOW
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| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2004-01-13 03:56:36 | |
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| h0w 2 h4x PC!! | |
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har si how 2 hax pc omputer machene!!! step 1: donwlod hax owf WWW.HOTMAIL.COM step 2: sned VIRUS AT-TACK with boogie datagram step 3: activate HAX BOX by typing "hax pc computer attack send kthx" in CALCULATOR PROMPT step 4: declare yourself KING HAX0R OF THE HAX0R KINGDOM! AN ASSORTMENT OF CHEESES FOR ALL This has been a public service announcement paid for by the Partnership for a Drug-Free America. |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2004-01-13 03:42:50 | |
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| COMMANDMENTS | |
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GOD HAS JUST TOLD ME HE IS AMENDING THE SET OF COMMANDMENTS
HERE ARE THE ADDITIONS 100% HOLINESS GUARENTEED 1. THOU SHALT NOT JUICE THE AMISH 2. THOU SHALT NOT TANGO WITH THE US TAX CODE 3. THOU SHALT NOT USE GODDAMN GOTOS IN YOUR C CODE. WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING MONKIES ON, ANYWAYS? 4. THOU SHALT NOT BUNGLE DATAS 5. JEWS ARE NOT TOYS 6. THOU SHALT REMEMBER WHAT THE DORMOUSE SAID 7. THOU SHALT CRAM MEMORIAL PLAQUES, JANITORS HATE POLISHING THAT SHIT 8. THOU SHALT USE ALFREDO SAUCE ON SALAD 9. THOU SHALT LOVE RECURSION, FOR MORE DETAIL, SEE AMENDATION 9 10. THOU SHALT ADMIT THEE BE AN ASSHOLE IF THOU DRIVETH A LEXUS 11. THOU SHALT EAT AT DENNY'S, AND THOU SHALT LIKE IT 12. THOU SHALT ORDER ME A GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST, TOO, SHOULD I DECIDE TO DROP BY 13. THOU SHALT DROP THAT FUCKING, "WHENEVER YOU ____ GOD _____" SHIT, I REALLY DON'T GIVE A CRAP IF YOU MASTURBATE OR KILL KITTENS OR MASTURBATE TO KILLING KITTENS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ASSHATS DO 14. THOU SHALT NOT STUFF KITTENS INTO ACCORDIANS. I TRIED IT ONCE, AND IT SHOULD NOT BE REPEATED 15. THOU SHALT PLAY "INNAGODDA DA VIDA" ON BAGPIPES IT'S A REAL HIT AT PARTIES 16. THOU SHALT RESPECT THE MARGRET THATCHER KREW 17. THOU SHALT SET FIRE TO FOX NEWS 18. THOU SHALT GO TO HELL IF THEE BE CATHOLIC, SINCE YOU TARDS SEEM TO BE EXPECTING IT AND HEAVEN'S GETTING KIND OF FULL 19. THOU SHALT NOT PLAY THE UKALAIE UNDER A STREAM OF WATER GREATHER THAN 300 DEGREES KELVIN 20. THOU SHALT LOVE RICED OUT YUGO 21. THOU SHALT GET PLENT OF FIBER 22. THOU SHALT GIGGLE AT RICE PADDIES 23. THOU SHALT COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MANDARIN. NO ONE. 24. ALSO NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HUNGRARIAN SOUNDS LIKE 25. THOU SHALT FREE ALL ALLOCATED MEMORY 26. THOUGH SHALT RAVE WITH INSULATION FOAM ONCE IN THINE LIFE. NO MORE, NO LESS. 27. THOUGH SHALT KEEP MICHAEL JACKSON ALIVE FOREVER, SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CHAOS HIS DEATH WILL CAUSE UP HERE. PETER'S THREATENED TO TURN TO EVIL IF I DON'T LET HIM IN, YET I HATE THE TALENTLESS HACK. IT COULD GET MESSY 28. THOU SHALT SHKRHDKHNMh43nnmh 29. sfkldhkdfh (TAKE THIS LITERALLY) 30. THOU SHALT FUNT OBEY |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-13 03:40:05 | |
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| Postings hastingly | |
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studio audience says
"RICED OUT YUGO IS TEH SHIZNIT" 87% "RICED OUT YUGO SUX D00D" 13% "RICED OUT YUGO HAS A MARGIN OF ERROR" 14% will richard nixon emerge from the packing crate full of peaches? find out next week Sponsored by Happyhack Chainsaws chainsaws: solving toilet clogs and other plumbing problems since 1923 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-13 02:58:48 | |
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| Welcome | |
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VELCOME TO ICQ PLZ ENJOY UR STAY VEE HAF MANY JAKUZZIS VEE ARE... ZE FINEST IN ZE LAND! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-11 22:10:45 | |
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| Song of merriment | |
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HO, HO THE HAXORS KNOW WHERE TO GO HO, HO THE HAXORS KNOW WHERE TO GO WHEN IT SNOWS |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-11 16:28:42 | |
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| snub square antiprism | |
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snub square antiprism SNUB SQUARE ANTIPRISM (snub square antiprism) snub square antiprism SNUB SQUARE ANTIPRISM SNUB SQUARE ANTIPRISM Snub square antiprism |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-10 17:33:20 | |
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