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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2025-04-02 17:04:14 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2025-03-07 01:00:50 | |
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| ordering pizza from the air is not a thing the bjork should poost to riced out yugo o noQQQ | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2025-03-01 01:49:09 | |
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| Could someone feed the damn cat | |
| Can someone feed the damn cat pls | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2025-02-28 22:28:47 | |
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| Posted by Richard D. James @ 2025-01-14 00:36:54 | |
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| MERRY JANUANRNANRYUARY | |
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from Herman Q. Wankley |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2025-01-01 00:41:28 | |
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| MANGO JUICE, | |
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now with added apple juice just to DECEIVE YOU |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2024-12-27 01:10:49 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2024-12-25 17:15:47 | |
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| Say hello to Zenith™ | |
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Say hello to Zenith™, our full-flow staged-combustion booster engine, built to power Nova to orbit
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| Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2024-12-24 00:27:25 | |
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| habitually casting my airs | |
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TEN THOUSAND YEARS WILL GIVE YOU SUCH A A A A A A A A A A A A A choo |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2024-12-22 00:52:28 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2024-12-12 10:09:52 | |
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| OKAY MARBLES | |
| keep those marbles rollin' | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2024-12-12 08:34:53 | |
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| keep buying weed with the world | |
| Don't get your miscellaneous filters from the grocery store please it's much more efficient to buy bulk. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2023-10-10 01:27:02 | |
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| taster's choice | |
| we've secretly replaced lauren boebert with 'sammi sweetheart' from The Jersey Shore. let's see if viewers notice she's on the wrong reality TV show | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-10-03 06:09:51 | |
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| LINUX MARKETING RESEARCH POLL | |
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LINUX MARKETING RESEARCH POLL
sponsored by the Riced Out Foundation for Linux (R.O.F.L.)
please answer each question on a scale of 0-7. eight lucky winners will have their wayland bug tickets elevated! WARNING: just to remind you, any emails to the list about the technical merits of octal [or lack thereof], and or/preferences about zero-indexing _will_ get you blacklisted. - Are You George Santos? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - Has George Santos Ever Used Linux? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - Would George Santos be willing to try Hannah Montana Linux™ for a week? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - ... From Jail? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - Are You Lauren Boebert; vaping and groping Beetlejuice? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - How many x86 compatible desktops are in Lauren Boebert? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - How much does Lauren Boebert plan to spend on graphics accelerator cards (GPUs) in 2024? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - How loudly does Lauren Boebert complain when BSD is not mentioned? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - How far can Mark Shuttleworth shove his IPO up his fundament? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - Can Matt Gaetz even type? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) |
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| Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2023-09-27 02:16:51 | |
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| Stochastic Sideband Weltanschauung Injection | |
| caution: we're experimenting with a new technology to foment synchronicity for the purpose of marketing products | |
| Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2023-09-26 08:12:51 | |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2023-09-24 00:17:48 | |
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| would it be socially appropriate | |
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a standard path to first-time dog ownership is seeing someone else's dog fetch the paper, and they are so charmed by this that they develop a powerful urge to acquire a dog themselves, and train it to fetch the paper [and this is how dogs procreate].
i am fundamentally built the same way, but i have some damaged genome -- upon seeing someone's dog fetch the paper, i was so charmed by this that i developed a powerful urge to acquire a dog myself, and train it to bark at salad. instead i got a yellow lab that went into fits of sneezing at the mere sight of celery; no training required. this was good enough for me at the time, but i'm looking to the future: something something, there are only two possible future for me at 45 years old: 1) i'll be dead, or B) I'll own a house. Personally, I would prefer the latter -- because then I can have a dog. And do this properly i would acquire a bassett hound train him to howl loudly; mournfully whenever he detects salad in the room. then i can insist he is my service dog, take him to a restaurant, and we'll have a little schtick: I'll say, "Ohhhh, gosh, please, please, get that salad away, for the love of god, you're torturing him" and the situation will be so simultaneously strange and obnoxious that this will actually be done [despite it being someone else's salad at a restaurant i do not own]. at that point, my basset hound would get snoozy in the ensuing awkward silence... and, ideally, fart¹ loudly. "would it be socially appropriate to grimace in displeasure, or would that upset this man's service dog's delicate disposition any further?" i'm not sure why i'm sure of this -- i have nothing against salad. but i'm sure ¹ Can you train dogs to fart? I mean, there are some things dogs simply can't be trained to do [nodding, whistling, matrix multiplication] and farting might be one of them |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-09-22 05:18:24 | |
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| Peanut is a sassy girl | |
if she doesn’t get her
blueberry yogurt in the morning
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-09-17 10:51:52 | |
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| pulling such a heinous vacuum | |
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Chick chick chicken just sitting chic chicken sittinin the day chickin sitting in the middle of the day. In the desert. chic chick chicken sittin in the desert in the desert chicken sittin in the middle of the day in the desert chicken sittin in the day in the day in the day. in the desert in the the day in the desert chicken. Sittin. In the day in the desert in the day chicken sittin chicken chic chicken just sittin |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2023-09-14 20:55:29 | |
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