Riced Out Yugo
the bluchs are terrible people
the bluchs are terrible people. the bluchs give out apples and pennies instead of candy on halloween. the bluchs buy bruised vegetables, on sale. the bluchs do not donate to charity. the bluchs do not do drugs. the bluchs believe in god, but they do not go to church. the bluchs watch american idol, but they do not have a favorite contestant -- they like them all well enough (which is, to say, not much at all). so, you'll understand me, that when i tell you the bluchs are terrible people, i do not mean to imply that they do terrible things. frankly, if they did, that would make them much less terrible, simply via being something of note. instead, there is nothing. should alien life exist and visit this rock, the bluchs represent the singular most terrible choice of specimin to harvest and analyze. to do so would be to make a laundry list of everything humanity does that is simultaneously cringeworthy and uninteresting -- and we wouldn't want that.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-03-22 13:51:59
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TENTION DRIVERS!
tension wenches
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-02-20 03:24:58
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the good, the bad, and the peristalsis
i was waxing askimbo when the call came in. so i hung up and went to the loo
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-02-20 03:22:45
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[sameoldwat]
Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-02-14 17:29:38
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you missed a sport
xtreme rrtic dog gocamisailing
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-02-12 04:42:10
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perpendicular lies
what a perpendiculous perpendectomy why don't you just perpend some alperapive pacts pike ponald pump ppppp ppppp ppp pp p and then imagine this post as a cybotron song.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-02-07 06:32:16
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[fixed] chinkn63
was havin a little diff and/or culty w/the Lort 300 on my Tiltwotor 32891-B when the tweezers dun de-calibrated on there lunar matrix bout dun depum runnmable about the honky ghonky honky honky ht93 hionky hgoy-j kyd onlysitsbackwards. i didn';t mean to take an enginehpart to my car. i thot was fib. gothhhhh521! twelve. the saomer boxthink that got me in throughble now was going to get my isomer in frubble in the isomurr of then. my only hope was to vomit tetrahedrons all over the carpot anmd hope they had a good lyson to wipe it drown townmj wghirlgiogigi,.. db but then some precussive tittilage and the Lort 300 was fuckin' dead on like a CERN laser
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-02-07 06:29:23
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clown
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2017-01-30 00:14:45
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perpendicular lines
Given that all IDM is shoegaze but not all shoegaze is IDM yet all shoegaze is music but not all IDM is music how in the world did RDJ ever afford a battle-tank?
Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-01-26 17:41:43
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photoclypride semiglucose
Oy m8 u got heat on that new gescom mix ya?? Yea bruv I got that Dyson in my coatroom; the same model hoover. Oi Bruce you hard to that new gescom Trax?? Me m8 knows how hax toaster on that new gescom trax too.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-01-25 01:42:27
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victorian jingle
`o
  earpits~
    armwaxin' !
         parapets
     ..are taxin'
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-01-23 05:23:20
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getgigg-gotoggle
i am getting the giggles
the giggles are getting to me
i am getting the gotten-to giggles
the gotten-togiggles are gettin gaggly

yap.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-01-22 08:27:14
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dr. how
who. how. nannergraemms. n'er noticed until dees abend ver dis how d'was.

how. who. now. there is only the how. the who and near. polynomial c by aphex twin.

who you are never stops changing. how you are is equivalent to who you are at any given moment. why you are is another question entirely

or perhaps it's a matter of perspective: "how are you?" asks a friend. "here is who i am, right now: [duiofgjdklgjdkfgfkdgdf]."

i am certain -- certain -- that we're on to some curdwontenders, here: ohw. woh. hwo. what do these word mean?

perhaps it is this quadratuple: ([how are you?], [who i am!] [woh are you?], [ohw you are])

does the oxford donctionary have an address at which i can send them words? tahnksksss
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-01-22 07:04:23
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it's like, seriously...
...who has ever come home (a couple times [maybea threye]) to find tom jenkinson wedged in the tea cupboard? with his fat little head. trying to escape, but the area is to small
Posted by shitbowl @ 2017-01-19 17:34:43
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i mean, really...
...who hasn't come home (once or twice [possibru moar]) to find luke vibert trapped in their bathtub? with his long legs. trying to climb out, but it's too slippery
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-01-17 20:12:00
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graeme!
Are you smoking medical marijuana on a school nightagain?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2017-01-11 05:59:05
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THE NEW WORLD
When emotions run at a dangerous level for so long it becomes numbness. A world in chaos is only in chaos as long as it falls within the relative scale of what chaos is. Wildly vague statements like this are ultimately, within a scientific approach, useless. However they are interesting.

Trump was a fishing man, a casual observer. From his boat. Some might say a fishing mans crumpet, a fish of a crumpet, a fisherman crest. I liked how language is linguistically prevalent in this particular contour.

The tooltip, GUI, helpbar-@~/ thing was black and white I swear. For a second. It was trying to tell me something but I didn't hear what. I don't have much interaction with crows and I am starting to be thankful of that. Red kites and I seem to have a good coexistence, you're cool enough in the fashion department to get the gig but still could scare the shit out of my cats. wait, are those different things? Pretty sure that is the same thing.

I heard something about crows and I would like to say anyone prospecting for the part of a dominant crow has my absolute and evanescent support. Furthermore I would like to declare somewhat of a protoplasmic invertebrate on our talks with the introduction of diplomacy incorporated. Diplomacy INC will now handle all of our communications and transactions. I feel that as a proud leader of communication incorporation ltd. I have fulfilled my goals as a human, and as an entity.

The great onca whale, once a spectacle of much beauty, is a depleted race. The whale a friend of man for many aeon has truly captured discovery. we ask for justice in this time of great papers,.';'';

let us live

A formal divides, I let a colour pass in the tracks. Endless bytes in the void, where they belong, the playlist is not on demand, by that I mean it is on not on my demand. The high lord of withingdon swipes his sword in the magnetic recess of acceptance. FULL CREDIT> REJOICE!!!

Don't worry sir, I'm from riced out yugo. Please stand back.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2017-01-01 23:33:46
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team building excercises
Posted by shitbowl @ 2016-12-29 18:12:54
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things are broken
because i am
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2016-12-15 10:00:52
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rtqp broke teh forumz
hey rtqp y u brake forumz!? u playin wit crowz too much/?

hey rtqp y u broke forumz!? me and mahjonggg problably have cool chit to put on there and everyone wold like oit.

hey rtqp y u brokin forumz?! ball wuz about to make to make a triumfant return.

hey rtqp y u brakin forumz?! hyperfukbot gonna broke dat a££.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2016-12-14 17:39:55
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