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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-08-12 01:01:53
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Oh really?!
A fisheye in the see is worth three in the tree you see.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-08-09 16:46:33
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lmao
you just think that because you're using a fisheye lens
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-08-04 16:06:51
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I no rite???
Elephants ain't even real. THE NSA CGI's those shits.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-07-30 20:34:07
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DID YOU KNOW????

we're missing the elephant in the room

the elephant,

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-28 21:00:21
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how dare you
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-07-27 04:25:26
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DID YOU KNOW???
giant ants simply don't fucking work. it's called biomechanics, and it's a subfield of physics.

the most simple way to explain it is this: the reason we cannot build arbitrarily tall buildings is because they would collapse under their own weight. at a certain height, the weight of the overall material overwhelms the ability of the material at the bottom of the building to hold it up. it goes crunch; the building falls down.

so, much as one could not stack more than one or two elephants (precluding a binomial stack of elephants, in which case you could probably get up to four or five layers [however the fuck you managed to get the elephants arranged that way]) without collapse, giant ants are a load of fucking horseshit. calculus has my back, here.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-07-27 03:33:07
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DID YOU KNOW??
if you stacked all the elephants in the world on top of each other, they wouldnt like it
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-19 23:10:16
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U WANT 2 FITE?



no, me neither, thx. have a p̝̫̖̓̊l̵̫͖͇̜̤̞ͦ̕e̡̧̛̞͍̤̠̐̾ͪͅa̗͐̐͂ͤ͂̇̿͢s̘̞̥̠͆͡a͎̖͒̃͢͜n̜͓͚̩͍̫͗ͪ͟͝t̎ͮ̈͆ͯ҉̱͇͓͙̣̳͇ ͑͌̈́ͣͦ͐̅̉̚҉̼̲̩͍̬̠d̛̲̞̦̎͊ͬ̂ͩͣ̅̔̆͘͞ȃ͕̫̥ͯ̃̄ͥ͗̀y̵̮̘͇͊̑̑͑̔͟,̰̩̩͎̩͗̑̏͑̋͡ ̩̬̳̞̪̔ͣ͌̔̆ͭm̴̛̗̲̙͔̓͋͂̊̍͘ơ̡͚̳̥̮͕̏ͧͥͩ́ẗ̘̭̞̟͕͇͍̈́ḧ̵͉͓̱͕̹͇̣̥́̆̈ą̷̻̪̝̗͔͎͊̊ͅf̵̹͇͇͓͈̽ͯ͑͡u̡̧͇̙̦̝̽͗̈́̇c͇͚͖̻̠͌̾̀ͬ͐ͣ̀͟k̻̦͙͇̰̩̐ͭͮ̏̔͜a̛̻̜̦̫͕̝͗̓̂̄̅̎



Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-19 23:01:05
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30ml bottles
if you ever find an unmarked 30ml bottle, totally unlabeled. Just drink the stuff you find, it won't hurt you. It can't hurt you, 30ml is far to small an amount to hurt a human and that's just science and who the fuck are you to argue with science? By and by if you find my cart full of bromazelam in 30ml bottles, I lost it like three days ago in a part of town I'm not familiar with, nor the native language spoken there. Will pay for return.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2019-07-07 02:37:30
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Entry-level fingerboarding
LET'S GRT FUCKING
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Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-07-01 23:55:08
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bullshit motivation

Here's my main thought process right here -- and you better believe it's a thought process -- that we should probably not do that. Not because it's bad, but because it's not; and I don't agree with what I said.

What I said was wrong, and I stand by it. But you can't expect me to just stand here and let me say those things. I've moved forward, and so should you. Let's move forward together.

So here's to a brighter future; here's to a better tomorrow; and to the promise of something deep and meaningful. That we may all be united in our isolation.

Let's not fight, because fighting gets us nowhere. Let's not run, because running gets us nowhere. Let's use faux-intelligent repetition, because that gets us somewhere.

Short sentence, followed by applause.

Thank you.

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-06-28 15:20:40
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typical reaction to riced out candidata
booker beto wat i
booker beto wat ii
booker beto wat roll evil
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-06-27 03:30:04
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Veni, vidi, velocirapti
im an velociraptor
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-06-23 01:49:56
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Typical reaction to riced Elaine Benes edition
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-06-21 11:01:17
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line stepper
this reminds me im reading the news and it seems there has been a car bomb in mogadishu on yesterday with 8 deads, by the same group the man arrested in my street belonged to. i have been hanging out with eritrean and somalian people when i was young, mostly posing as hip hop scene, not around the place im living now, and only one of them once let himself go with osama kind of clownish support, the same as an uncle once would display. same guy who sold me my first spliff (charas, was destroyed til the next day and feared i didnt back normal), only to meet him ages later with some kind of burnout after coming back from london and saying he had cooled down, with the same eye of will smith in aladdin.

there is a reason why im typing this, and because i was told he dared to kick his mother while on return of a night he was high on spirits

truly a line stepper, like charlie murphy says about rick james
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-06-20 03:28:40
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the fact of the mattress
it's not mattress,
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-06-16 23:54:31
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waves
pish posh ticker twap enabled couchmobile trusted with nulligans -1 * 2i for the fruit basket for the fruit for the breakfast for the for for 5 bird snow angel early the harley bird resign to complete the the, the. no. yes. ok. the time is 7:01
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-06-02 11:01:51
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FW: BILDERBERG 2020
SUP GUYS,

HEY I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD HAVE NEXT YEARS AT MY IN-LAWS? THEY GOT A SWEET POOL AND I LIVE REAL CLOSE BY. WE CAN GO SWIMMING... THEN MAYBE WE CAN RIDE BIKES DOWN TO MY HOUSE. I'LL EVEN PICK UP A OUIJA BOARD AND WE AN CONTACT TY COBB AFTER... ANYWAY...LMK K? OH YEA HAPPY NEW WORLD ORDER BROS..

-SHITBOWL
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-05-31 16:33:17
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the race, the game, the rave, the give
racing gummi worms on the midnite infobahn, i am at peace. melting polysaccharides yearn for exit from the bank parking lot, expressing their enthusiasm with diachronic dribbles.

but how long has the race been going on? i know not. i doubt it's been days, but it very well could have been hours. certainly more than a few minutes; that is for certain.

their colleague, corporate coffee mug, is far ahead of them in the race. how the heck does a coffee mug wind up on the far side of the tracks? it races, that's how. you may not see it moving, but trust me, that sucka is fast
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-30 13:13:02
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