Riced Out Yugo
DID YOU KNOW??
if you stacked all the elephants in the world on top of each other, they wouldnt like it
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-19 23:10:16
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U WANT 2 FITE?



no, me neither, thx. have a p̝̫̖̓̊l̵̫͖͇̜̤̞ͦ̕e̡̧̛̞͍̤̠̐̾ͪͅa̗͐̐͂ͤ͂̇̿͢s̘̞̥̠͆͡a͎̖͒̃͢͜n̜͓͚̩͍̫͗ͪ͟͝t̎ͮ̈͆ͯ҉̱͇͓͙̣̳͇ ͑͌̈́ͣͦ͐̅̉̚҉̼̲̩͍̬̠d̛̲̞̦̎͊ͬ̂ͩͣ̅̔̆͘͞ȃ͕̫̥ͯ̃̄ͥ͗̀y̵̮̘͇͊̑̑͑̔͟,̰̩̩͎̩͗̑̏͑̋͡ ̩̬̳̞̪̔ͣ͌̔̆ͭm̴̛̗̲̙͔̓͋͂̊̍͘ơ̡͚̳̥̮͕̏ͧͥͩ́ẗ̘̭̞̟͕͇͍̈́ḧ̵͉͓̱͕̹͇̣̥́̆̈ą̷̻̪̝̗͔͎͊̊ͅf̵̹͇͇͓͈̽ͯ͑͡u̡̧͇̙̦̝̽͗̈́̇c͇͚͖̻̠͌̾̀ͬ͐ͣ̀͟k̻̦͙͇̰̩̐ͭͮ̏̔͜a̛̻̜̦̫͕̝͗̓̂̄̅̎



Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-19 23:01:05
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30ml bottles
if you ever find an unmarked 30ml bottle, totally unlabeled. Just drink the stuff you find, it won't hurt you. It can't hurt you, 30ml is far to small an amount to hurt a human and that's just science and who the fuck are you to argue with science? By and by if you find my cart full of bromazelam in 30ml bottles, I lost it like three days ago in a part of town I'm not familiar with, nor the native language spoken there. Will pay for return.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2019-07-07 02:37:30
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Entry-level fingerboarding
LET'S GRT FUCKING
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BRO
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-07-01 23:55:08
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bullshit motivation

Here's my main thought process right here -- and you better believe it's a thought process -- that we should probably not do that. Not because it's bad, but because it's not; and I don't agree with what I said.

What I said was wrong, and I stand by it. But you can't expect me to just stand here and let me say those things. I've moved forward, and so should you. Let's move forward together.

So here's to a brighter future; here's to a better tomorrow; and to the promise of something deep and meaningful. That we may all be united in our isolation.

Let's not fight, because fighting gets us nowhere. Let's not run, because running gets us nowhere. Let's use faux-intelligent repetition, because that gets us somewhere.

Short sentence, followed by applause.

Thank you.

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-06-28 15:20:40
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typical reaction to riced out candidata
booker beto wat i
booker beto wat ii
booker beto wat roll evil
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-06-27 03:30:04
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Veni, vidi, velocirapti
im an velociraptor
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-06-23 01:49:56
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Typical reaction to riced Elaine Benes edition
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-06-21 11:01:17
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line stepper
this reminds me im reading the news and it seems there has been a car bomb in mogadishu on yesterday with 8 deads, by the same group the man arrested in my street belonged to. i have been hanging out with eritrean and somalian people when i was young, mostly posing as hip hop scene, not around the place im living now, and only one of them once let himself go with osama kind of clownish support, the same as an uncle once would display. same guy who sold me my first spliff (charas, was destroyed til the next day and feared i didnt back normal), only to meet him ages later with some kind of burnout after coming back from london and saying he had cooled down, with the same eye of will smith in aladdin.

there is a reason why im typing this, and because i was told he dared to kick his mother while on return of a night he was high on spirits

truly a line stepper, like charlie murphy says about rick james
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-06-20 03:28:40
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the fact of the mattress
it's not mattress,
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-06-16 23:54:31
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waves
pish posh ticker twap enabled couchmobile trusted with nulligans -1 * 2i for the fruit basket for the fruit for the breakfast for the for for 5 bird snow angel early the harley bird resign to complete the the, the. no. yes. ok. the time is 7:01
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-06-02 11:01:51
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FW: BILDERBERG 2020
SUP GUYS,

HEY I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD HAVE NEXT YEARS AT MY IN-LAWS? THEY GOT A SWEET POOL AND I LIVE REAL CLOSE BY. WE CAN GO SWIMMING... THEN MAYBE WE CAN RIDE BIKES DOWN TO MY HOUSE. I'LL EVEN PICK UP A OUIJA BOARD AND WE AN CONTACT TY COBB AFTER... ANYWAY...LMK K? OH YEA HAPPY NEW WORLD ORDER BROS..

-SHITBOWL
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-05-31 16:33:17
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the race, the game, the rave, the give
racing gummi worms on the midnite infobahn, i am at peace. melting polysaccharides yearn for exit from the bank parking lot, expressing their enthusiasm with diachronic dribbles.

but how long has the race been going on? i know not. i doubt it's been days, but it very well could have been hours. certainly more than a few minutes; that is for certain.

their colleague, corporate coffee mug, is far ahead of them in the race. how the heck does a coffee mug wind up on the far side of the tracks? it races, that's how. you may not see it moving, but trust me, that sucka is fast
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-30 13:13:02
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shroppin glist
  • nedgeducker
  • omniclese
  • troumango™
  • gnattius finch
  • lipton acid
  • grawjerries
  • sousified tambourine dash
  • mixolingo
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-26 05:41:28
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the odd s
Eat a tangerine, snuff a Buick, and capture a mercurial titmouse. Then we will see what your unverified information architecture has to say about the viability of quantum random walks on whether or not the morning train is late. Then and only then will we will see who is right about the coffee machines mercurial tendencies, thus requiring the static discharge of titmouse QuiBids in a supercooled tank of distilled, pasteurized Fanta. Until I know whether or not the universe is deterministic however, I cannot rightly speculate on the elevator.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:58:30
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typical mcdonalds
Rage magnet is not a force quitter. rage magnet does not take kindly to your childish remarks. Rage magnet will not accept a 5% discount card for use on its next purchase. Rage magnet is not a disciple of the cost-cutting architecture. Rage bag that will not buy your inferior postcards for the glosses posthaste. Rage magnet is peeling out of the drive-thru.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:51:17
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Doo wop plop
If you pee pee pee pee pee do you pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee i c c c c c boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo dupa dupa boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poopity poop poopity poopity poop poop boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo poo poo poo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo yeah

this post brought to you by Android translation of singing in shower
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:39:39
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letter
The fact of the matter is that I did the whole thing and I have the rapper credentials to prove it. Society is all up in my wild matrix and incompatible tangerine spelled my majestic under brain with incomprehensible incorrigible d spring terrible Vesuvius horse pucky.

I will not tolerate any further impingements on my right to perschnese. Vesuvius titmouse will exfiltrate this horse pucky with most haste or there will be consequences of magnitude with unlimited magnet.

The mixed reaction to mix tangerine has been met with further mixed reactions with the potential for unmixed reactions to surface at any moment like ants coming for a donut. tonight my mind got lost in a supermarket kit Isle of the news story and I almost didn't find my way out because there was a lady with a camera trying to interview me as I was going to get truffle fries and then I thought I was in a new story and now you know
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:33:27
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duly noted
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:09:40
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announcement
Help it to bits the harbinger of the information Network vice president clipper burrito 816 potassium units with the information of potential to great benefit of America . Rice president burrito eat Smurf matrix capitalized wiggy wiggy wiggy all the way we we we we go. Messing with Smurfs is another smurf smurf smurf spare change Auto part card discount melting wax upon the information matrix of stupendous malarkey graciously undisclosed by our forefathers in their uninhibited run on the Kmart bargain aisle of scented candles off the mind and other assorted parents should anyone wish to complain please call Steve but I don't have his number so I guess you're kind of out of luck there. Thank you and I will hang up the intercom phone
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:03:19
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