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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-10 12:59:08
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Query
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=Tinfoil+Titmouse&btnG=Google+Search

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22Tinfoil+Titmouse%22&btnG=Google+Search
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-09 15:21:39
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-09 14:48:20
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Tee Hee II
fapsack: panteine vikings careening through your eyebrow
stpdlsr: WAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP
fapsack: martha stewart signature line stewing in your thermal underwar
stpdlsr: Yeah, basically.
fapsack: Disney magic in your pasta
stpdlsr: Heh heh.
fapsack: folfs and woxes squeezing up your pores
stpdlsr: Hmm.
fapsack: puffs deluxe in your magazine rack
fapsack: big man with a wombat plucking your ear hairs you cannot compete
*** stpdlsr signed off at Tue Jan 06 13:50:10 2004.

pwnt.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 16:21:19
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[13:47] <Chetter> so whats new
[13:48] <RTQP> pants are in
[13:48] <Sam_Acorn> pants?
[13:48] <starfoxmaC> pants!
[13:49] <RTQP> pants
[13:49] <RTQP> yeah, you thought they died in the 70's
[13:49] <RTQP> but they're back
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 16:10:10
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More tidbits
[13:42] <RTQP> i got this cat from erwin schrodinger
[13:42] <RTQP> but i can't find it
[13:42] <RTQP> has anyone seen my kitty?
[13:42] <RTQP> his name is waveform
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 16:08:35
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Answers
[13:17] <RTQP> what do sine waves eat?
[13:19] <bramble> i don't know.
[13:19] <RTQP> find me an answer, dammit! This is a NATIONAL EMERGENCY!
[13:20] <bramble> .. oh
[13:20] <bramble> .. they eat cosine waves
[13:21] <bramble> but lets not get on a tangent
[13:21] <bramble> ...
[13:22] <RTQP> yes, sine, cosine, and fuscia noise
[13:22] <bramble> purple noise ?
[13:23] <RTQP> kind of related to red noise
[13:23] <bramble> ... green noise ?
[13:23] <RTQP> a fantasy
[13:23] <bramble> i dunno what red noise is
[13:24] <RTQP> "noise color People working in pro audio know the terms white noise and pink noise, but few recognize the terms "azure noise" or "red noise," but they are real terms. Noise that is not white is called colored noise and will have more energy at some frequencies than others, analogous to colored light. "
[13:24] <RTQP> http://www.rane.com/par-n.html
[13:25] <RTQP> see, green noise is a fantasy
[13:25] <RTQP> because green is a platonic ideal
[13:25] <RTQP> which you cannot acheive
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 15:43:22
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Quiz
there's three settings: high, really high, and split your own atoms

guess which one i picked?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 15:23:39
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Hacked
hacked by fabreeze krew
hacked by margret thatcher of fabreeze krew
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 15:06:58
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Tee hee
[12:06] <rubberraverpup> i need a firewall i believe i was hacked yesterday <windows xp>
[12:07] <RTQP> hacked by bruce jobse
[12:07] <rubberraverpup> what?
[12:07] <RTQP> uh
[12:07] <RTQP> hacked by chinese?
[12:09] <rubberraverpup> be serious damnit!
[12:12] <RTQP> hacked by bavaria
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 14:31:37
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Quandry
Say, as a thought excercise, that you, on a cool, crisp morning, wish to make a telephone call to someone on the other side of the globe. Checking the time, you notice it's 7 pm, there.

This begs the question:

Do you say, "Good morning" or "Good evening"?

While one could, theoretically just say "hello," that is in bad form.

While the above seems a rather stupid question to most, it is actually of psychological interest.

It could, perhaps be reduced to a facet of politeness: do you think of yourself, and say good morning? Or do you think of them, and say good evening? It could be a telling sign of whether someone focuses on themselves much, hinting to more deeply-seated problems.

Or, it could be entirely determined by culture: some cultures might imagine themselves seated in the home of the target culture, while others might imagine the opposite: the target caller mystically transported to them.

Bzzrt. Wrong. Since you're wishing them something, you may as well wish them something they could use: what use have they for a good morning in the evening?

Score one for RTQP!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 14:19:59
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Song
(to the tune of "I'm a little Teapot")

GLOBAL TRAVELLING SALESMEN
IN YOUR SNOUT!

Here's what they selling,
here's what they're about!
When they get all mexican
Hear the union shout:
"Tip... their cars
and deport them out.

Notice the subtle social commentary regarding US opinion of Mexicans.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-06 14:07:58
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Quop
i am ready for the gulag archipelago early! how unusual!

and remember, kids:

when you eat Frosties,
you are eating COMMUNISM!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-05 05:46:23
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Nursery Rhyme
The pine is in the shell.
THE PINE IS IN THE SHELL!
Hi-ho, a dairy-o,
The pine is in the shell.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-05 05:31:20
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Bad news!
OH, SHIT! AUNTIE ATE THE SOFA!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-05 03:11:11
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omg plax
tonight on FOX

WHEN CANDY RAVER SHEEP ATTACK!

YOU COULD BE NEXT!!!!!!~!!~!~!~!`l1~Lm@O#OEIW

Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2004-01-03 03:34:19
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offering of peace
we bring you lattes from planet fabbfub
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-02 05:41:45
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-02 05:41:06
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A1
steak sauce from whence does it flow? this mystery will be solved tonight at 11 on the funt network
Posted by fuckle @ 2004-01-02 05:32:12
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cheapo gear

36 gigs of pakistan

order now

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-02 04:59:49
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