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GOD HAS JUST TOLD ME HE IS AMENDING THE SET OF COMMANDMENTS
HERE ARE THE ADDITIONS 100% HOLINESS GUARENTEED 1. THOU SHALT NOT JUICE THE AMISH 2. THOU SHALT NOT TANGO WITH THE US TAX CODE 3. THOU SHALT NOT USE GODDAMN GOTOS IN YOUR C CODE. WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING MONKIES ON, ANYWAYS? 4. THOU SHALT NOT BUNGLE DATAS 5. JEWS ARE NOT TOYS 6. THOU SHALT REMEMBER WHAT THE DORMOUSE SAID 7. THOU SHALT CRAM MEMORIAL PLAQUES, JANITORS HATE POLISHING THAT SHIT 8. THOU SHALT USE ALFREDO SAUCE ON SALAD 9. THOU SHALT LOVE RECURSION, FOR MORE DETAIL, SEE AMENDATION 9 10. THOU SHALT ADMIT THEE BE AN ASSHOLE IF THOU DRIVETH A LEXUS 11. THOU SHALT EAT AT DENNY'S, AND THOU SHALT LIKE IT 12. THOU SHALT ORDER ME A GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST, TOO, SHOULD I DECIDE TO DROP BY 13. THOU SHALT DROP THAT FUCKING, "WHENEVER YOU ____ GOD _____" SHIT, I REALLY DON'T GIVE A CRAP IF YOU MASTURBATE OR KILL KITTENS OR MASTURBATE TO KILLING KITTENS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ASSHATS DO 14. THOU SHALT NOT STUFF KITTENS INTO ACCORDIANS. I TRIED IT ONCE, AND IT SHOULD NOT BE REPEATED 15. THOU SHALT PLAY "INNAGODDA DA VIDA" ON BAGPIPES IT'S A REAL HIT AT PARTIES 16. THOU SHALT RESPECT THE MARGRET THATCHER KREW 17. THOU SHALT SET FIRE TO FOX NEWS 18. THOU SHALT GO TO HELL IF THEE BE CATHOLIC, SINCE YOU TARDS SEEM TO BE EXPECTING IT AND HEAVEN'S GETTING KIND OF FULL 19. THOU SHALT NOT PLAY THE UKALAIE UNDER A STREAM OF WATER GREATHER THAN 300 DEGREES KELVIN 20. THOU SHALT LOVE RICED OUT YUGO 21. THOU SHALT GET PLENT OF FIBER 22. THOU SHALT GIGGLE AT RICE PADDIES 23. THOU SHALT COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MANDARIN. NO ONE. 24. ALSO NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HUNGRARIAN SOUNDS LIKE 25. THOU SHALT FREE ALL ALLOCATED MEMORY 26. THOUGH SHALT RAVE WITH INSULATION FOAM ONCE IN THINE LIFE. NO MORE, NO LESS. 27. THOUGH SHALT KEEP MICHAEL JACKSON ALIVE FOREVER, SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CHAOS HIS DEATH WILL CAUSE UP HERE. PETER'S THREATENED TO TURN TO EVIL IF I DON'T LET HIM IN, YET I HATE THE TALENTLESS HACK. IT COULD GET MESSY 28. THOU SHALT SHKRHDKHNMh43nnmh 29. sfkldhkdfh (TAKE THIS LITERALLY) 30. THOU SHALT FUNT OBEY |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-01-13 03:40:05 | |
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At 2007-07-13 04:55:16, govokinolij [website] scribbled the following:
Hello Looks good! Very useful, good stuff. Good resources here. Thanks much! Bye |
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