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| Posted by Richard D. James @ 2006-08-17 12:54:00 | |
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| ryd cidaut ugyo | |
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ho ho, bavaria, merry infatada. ho ho, bavaria, information intifada ho ho, bavaria, my masons built a tree fort ho ho, bavaria, i'll cap you in the knee port yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo ho hax bolivia, liberty intifidia. ho hax bolivia, clambert winterfvidia ho hax bolivia, w32.wat.biz ho hax bolicia, your hat, vís-a-vis. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-16 21:53:00 | |
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| violent king fishpin nabbed while drugging | |
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FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Louisiana Territory. Short walk to beautiful |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-08-16 15:27:00 | |
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| How to solve America's Illegal Immigrant crisis | |
| 1. Allow illegal immigrants to become legal citizens. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-16 06:49:00 | |
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| from the New England Journal of Medicine | |
| 4 out of 5 scientists agree: using the Internet will give you cancer of the bowel. This week's New England Journal of Medicine contains the results of a study indicating that this doesn't mean fuck-all. | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-08-15 22:54:00 | |
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| This is a Political Blog (Plog / Blawg) | |
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MY FRIEND.
CONSERVATIVES DO NOT FIGHT FOR THE FETUS OUT OF LOVE, BUT RATHER FOR COWARDICE AND FEAR. YOU SEE, THE FETUS IS ACTUALLY THE NATURAL ENEMY OF THE CONSERVATIVE, AS, IF PROPERLY CARED FOR, THEY CAN TURN INTO CHILDREN, WHICH, AS THEY AGE, TEND TO BRING ABOUT CHANGE. AND CONSERVATIVES ARE AGAINST CHANGE, BY DEFINITION. MOST PEOPLE, HOWEVER, ENJOY SOME GOD DAMN CHANGE ONCE IN A WHILE, AND SO THE CONSERVATIVES HATCHED A PLAN TO ALLOW THE FETI TO TURN INTO CHILDREN, AND DISCRETELY KILL MOST OFF, BEFORE THEY AGED TOO FAR. THIS WAS, IN REALITY, DONE VIA THE BIDDING OF XALVAFFA FLAVVIER XXVIV, GRAND EMIR OF THE PLANET WATTITAR VII, WHO HAD A NEFARIOUS PLOT. THE PLOT WAS AS FOLLOWS: HE WOULD ATTEMPT TO RECRUIT A FEW OF THE MOST IGNORANT, GREEDY IF THE PEOPLE OF EARTH MANAGED TO NEUTRALIZE THE THREAT, HE WOULD INVITE THE PLANET TO JOIN THE GALACTIC SUPERFEDERATION AND GAIN NEW TECHNOLOGY, RAD P.S.I. POWERS, AND HOT CHICKS. BUT, IF THE GROUP OF IGNORANT, GREEDY IDIOTS MANAGED TO DESTROY THE PLANET'S CIVILIZATION - OR JUST MOST OF IT - HE WOULD FEED THE PLANET TO HIS GALACTIC SHREDDER, AND MAKE IT INTO OATS FOR HIS PEOPLE. WHY WAS THIS PLOT NEFARIOUS? XALVAFFA FLAVVIER XXVIV WAS A MYSOGINIST. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-14 18:23:00 | |
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| you can't have a bottle of water on an airplane anymore. | |
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fuck israel fuck amerika fuck irak fuck the faa fuck george w. bush fuck tony blair fuck hezbollah fuck christianity fuck islam fuck zionists fuck you fuck jews fuck fascism fuck world trade fuck the imf fuck the government fuck new york city fuck humanity fuck jesus christ fuck mohammad fuck net neutrality fuck the left fuck the right fuck the moral majority but most of all fuck Riced Out Yugo, because they're all bollocks. ANOTHER SNARE RUSH! COME ON 'AN 'AVE IT YOU CUNTS! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-08-14 17:12:00 | |
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| RTQP Life/knowledge nugget 361-QC-AM97 | |
| the art of being gentle is the art of knowing when to be gentle. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-14 16:53:00 | |
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| Microsoft Infotrope 97 | |
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A) TO INITIATE THE INITIATION PHASE OF THE THREADS INHIBITER, APPLY THE PANTS PROMOTER AND/OR THE PANTS INHIBITOR TO THE 1920'S PROHIBITION. B) TO GROK CARMICHAEL NUMBERS, RIDE A BICYCLE DAILY. C) A MAN NEEDS A WOMAN JUST LIKE A FISH NEEDS CARMICHAEL NUMBERS D) TO GROPE THE RUTABAGA, FOCUS ON YOUR INNER FLAPJACK. E) TO APPEAR RIGHTEOUS IN THE EYES OF THE LORD, FILE A 1040 FORM. F) TO ELIMINATE ALL SPAM EMAIL, SIMPLY SEVER YOUR NETWORK PATCH CABLE. G) DO NOT GO NEAR CONDOLEZZA RICE, THAR BE DRAGONS HERE H) USE THE GLOBAL INFORMATION DATABASE TO DOWNLOAD THE LATEST HYPERBIMBOS I) THIS IS AN APHEX TWIN SONG FROM SELECTED AMBIENT WORKS 85-92 J) CONDOLEZZA RICEEe CODOLAZAR RICZEE CONDOLEASER RICE CONDZOLA RICIN CONDOZOLA RICING RACER CONDOLEASER RICIN |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-13 14:09:00 | |
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| watley the dubious pen gwain | |
| Our operatives were too busy playing the cellophane cello to initiate phase 3. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-08-13 13:46:00 | |
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| A sunny day to you | |
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| Posted by Andy Wathole @ 2006-08-13 12:57:00 | |
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| wiggity wiggity wookiez | |
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hungry hungry! hungry hungry! hungry hungry! hungry hungry! hungry hungry! hungry hungry! hungry hungry! hungry hungry! hungry hungry! poqato quip!! nougat infrastructure!! wiggy wiggy watto wiggy.... SHAGADELIC!!!~``` panta pants pants. 110k. nougat 97. microsoft brand tail recursion.
sorry, i got distracted, there. anyways. HAPPY DIODES. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-12 16:34:00 | |
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| Chronic inflammation | |
| oi chapz, i was cruisin' w/ me cruiser, and i realized what the point of rock and roll is. There's this moment, when you're standin' on the amp, soloing (with the scrunchy face), and about to tip it over onto the stage. There is a moment, where you can tip, or let it fall back. That's rock and roll, you cunts. | |
| Posted by Richard D. James @ 2006-08-12 15:21:00 | |
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Rotating the rotund, reticent retiree, relevent revelatory reactions rebound; redundant renunciation of reviled rulers resounds righteously, ringing round Rome: REJOICE! REBEL! REHEAT RAVIOLI! |
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| Posted by stabl_dözr the wildly self-intersecting @ 2006-08-12 12:22:00 | |
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| call to hatsby | |
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Call Placed at: Thu Aug * *:*:10 EDT 2006
Number Called: (530) 678-4931
thank you .. dialing .. ca 2499 (F) answered... (ca here unable to hear the message (beep) ga (leave a message please) ga ga i have seen the hat, and the hat is love. for when the hat descendeth upon the gastric gasket of america, the flugelhorn shall set the hemosplorts free. yes, yes, my brother, the funky ted nugent love shall decendeth upon the folk of the blessed. amen. hat. 9700. ga (hold while i lv msg) (message has been left) (hung up) ga or sk thanks, sk |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-10 22:17:00 | |
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| Lost in Yugers | |
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As I was revving the Yugo to a brisk speed of approximately 25123 knots, I noticed object in my path. This object, while rather easy to plow through physically, was difficult to plow through legally. It happened to be a chap on a bicycle, decked out in one of those flamboyant skin-tight "Tour de France" spandex outfits, with streamlined helmet to boot.
This was an unusual occurrence on this road, as it featured large sidewalks on either side, as well as traffic that did not normally register south of 40 MPH. This chap, however, apparently thought he was training for the Tour de France (even though it had already passed, and, I noticed, his suit was available by mail order from any number of Lance Armstrong Internet fan sites). Normally, I'd just commandeer the ongoing traffic lane, but at that moment, it happened to be occupied by a stream of speeding genlemen such as myself. Though every molecule in my body was resisting (especially due to inertia), I slammed on the breaks, avoiding being the guilty party in a rear-ending by the nearest of margins. This would be enough to cause most people to decide the sidewalk was a better option, but I suppose if he was this far from any turn-off, he'd probably already dealt with a few of these situations. That, and he probably had testosterone patches on BOTH of his testicles. As the ongoing traffic lane was still occupied, I leaned out the window, to make a gentle suggestion. "MOVE IT, LANDIS ARMSTRONG!!" I yelled, and subsequently leaned on the horn. He responded by hunching over, going into "yellow jersey" mode, and pedaling faster... bringing him to a brisk 17 MPH, instead of his previous 12. While I was somewhat mollified by any acknowledgement of my existence, I still found this solution insufficient. So, along we went, for a painfully slow five minutes. Eventually, mercifully, a break in ongoing traffic appeared. By this time, however, speed was no longer my goal, but revenge. So, after securing the lead of the race, I downshifted to first, and proceeded to drive in front of him at a blisting 5 M.P.H., slowing him down. After he started to become impatient, I began suddenly jamming on the breaks every few hundred feet. Though I drove a Yugo and risked a need for bumper replacement, I knew he'd have to pay for it - the rear-ender is always at fault, you know - and I also knew the sound would bring joy to my heart. Don't fuck with Yugoists. Yugo gets the yellow jersey every time. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-10 15:31:00 | |
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| typeity type click clack | |
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I will now try to type what someone 20 feet away is typing, purely by the sound of keyboard click and clack alone.
fjsjkekf,zxejfjskje rs;lr;kslekrnngfgfee fjjejn e;kl3jl3nfma;fmafjjfmfJJDFJgmm;SjkdskJThinfklnljke djfdgkkfjsoijemfkafmfsjffioia,a,aa kfsldkfer sdj ffkjf fjos fsjdkfj3q;q fsjdkrfqejjkansklak jfjjala sjhsh fhsjs shfrwr aj fjf jfe The result? 100% accuracy. 100%. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-10 12:55:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo expresses an opinion on radical centrism | |
I DO NOT STAND FOR ANYTHING, AND I WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR ITFor indeed, without nothing, where would America be? Being contrary to the concept of nothing, and doing thus, goes against the grain of the very foundation of America itself. Remember what Karl Marx's mother said: "Karl is a nice boy, but he has no concept of how to manage money." |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-10 12:46:00 | |
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| capitalistic slam | |
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huskies are issued stock options. grandma is on the market. semolina pilchard is mortgaging the eiffel tower. what lows will today's business industry not stoop to? in an age and day where day can be age and age can be day, age is not day at all. jaws clamp down, touchee bounty huggies nature nuture harm fresh.
malarkey infrastructure clamp brigade; lambda gerbers lamb with green jelly. HURO! HURO! HURO! cried the wafflesmith, simultaneously attemping to rile and placate the swarming mormons. bread rises; civilization falls. do you have your moral cottage in order? groovi toovi rudi guliani: can the F9 key be remapped? screen openers, caps open. BASH BASH BASH. superstructure stricture restructure trifecta, in an effort to lambaste nerd flu. DIgITAL INFLuENZA! DiGITAL INfLUENZA! DIGiTAL INFLENzA! mr. burke plays operatic twanky on the eve of final gorrillae. are the muffins ready yet, mommy? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-10 12:42:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo is the shizz, nazz, and kazizzle | |
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wizzy wizzy wat wizzy-wat wizzy-wat wizzy wizzy wat yugo wat hay wat wizzy wizzy wat yugo wat hay wat wat yo wat teh wat dat wat ya wizzy wazzy wat woozle wat wizzle wat wizzy wizzy wat yugoe watte hay wat wizzy wizzy wat yugo teh!!! hay u wat teh watter nutter wat teh fuk u |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-09 11:13:00 | |
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