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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-08-08 13:25:00 | ||||||
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-08 10:37:00 | |
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| Serious salination | |
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wanton potatos farm farmers. edible socks futures skyrocket. irish mime escapes from dorm corridors. music teh arm in teh ur record player. spin spin!!
quadrodynamic analog circuit simulations indicate a positive feedback loop in the malarkey circuit. can you touch your toes with your head? 4 out of 5 rabbis can. waffle irons are fun, that is the message from a local politician hoping to rile people up in a personally beneficial manner. should waffle irons be removed from the market? are our children having too much fun? remember, if your child is having fun, he and/or she might need therapy. We conclude today's segment with a poem by the late Robert Frost. booze booze, the collegiate fruit the more you eat the more you boot |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-08 08:39:00 | |
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| UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU... | |
...TO WEAR AN UGLY TIE |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-08-07 22:11:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo announces new research initiative | |
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Riced Out Yugo is pleased to announce the release of a vast archive of user data to the scientific community. This information will provide researchers with an unprecedented opportunity to examine how people use the Internet, permitting exciting new developments in the fast-growing fields of telemarketing and unsolicited e-mail advertising. "Riced Out Yugo's commitment to science has always been extraordinarily valuable," said Yvonne Fudgeworth, a professor of marketing at the University of Wat. "This new initiative will help us find effective new ways of targeting advertisements for dubious penis-enlargement products and sick, twisted pornography." The Riced Out Yugo data archive, which will be distributed to scientists and advertising firms as a set of DVDs, contains the names, addresses, Social Security numbers, bank account details, credit ratings, bra size measurements, sexual preferences, and mugshots (if available) of 658,000 Riced Out Yugo users. To prevent any possible breaches of privacy, middle initials have been replaced by unique numeric identifiers. |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-08-07 15:36:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo announces new miracle cure | |
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With the recent stellar leaps in technology, exciting new products that previously only existed in science fiction are fast becoming reality. Here at Yugo, we know a lot about technology, we know a lot about science, and we know a lot about fiction. Consumers have trusted Riced Out Yugo to bring them exciting new products for generations, such as the vacuum cleaner, staplers, and tin foil.
Now, Riced Out Yugo is excited to announce an innovative new product: Introducing Riced Out Yugo Digital W.A.T. (tm) (patent pending) Riced Out Yugo Digital W.A.T. solves every problem facing society today, eliminates every daily hassle you face, and occasionally improves the weather, if it's in the mood. Global warming? Pah! Gout? Gone. You name it, Riced Out Yugo Digital W.A.T. has its paws in it. Riced Out Yugo Digital W.A.T. is environmentally friendly, safe for external use, and comes in varying pastels. Riced Out Yugo Digital W.A.T. cuts through rust, kills bacteria, and just so happens to be farm-fresh. Delicious! You owe to the world, your family, and yourself: Get Riced Out Yugo Digital W.A.T. today. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-07 10:01:00 | |
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| in the words of Eugene to the B. | |
| I guess SOMEONE didn't read my carefully prepared memo on commonly used passwords. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-08-06 22:26:00 | |
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| 20 minutes | |
| see you then | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-08-06 21:54:00 | |
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| STARING | |
| im drowning and dont know if its real to even be able to drown or not ovarian | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-08-06 21:48:00 | |
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| love sex secrets und god??? | |
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do hax @: www.ricedoutyugo.com/post.php user: murd0c pass: pencil |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-08-06 21:44:00 | |
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| Posted by Richard D. James @ 2006-08-06 10:32:00 | |
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| eternal sunshine of the watless mind | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-04 23:51:00 | |
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| The news in briefs | |
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"The most closely watched race was in western Kansas, where incumbent conservative Connie Morris lost her GOP primary Tuesday. The former teacher had described evolution as "an age-old fairy tale" and 'a nice bedtime story' unsupported by science."
Riced Out Yugo would like to thank this elderly bird for explaning that to us. Remember, folks: The bible is peer-reviewed, and internationally accepted by science. The bible is recent, modern, and most certainly not ages old, unlike evolution, which was devised by a bunch of conniving geneticists hundreds of years ago. The bible is 100% true, and it isn't read to kids at bedtime. It just goes to show - you should believe everything politicians say. They would absolutely not be so silly as to reverse truth and fiction, by accident or intention. They would never accuse their enemies of being guilty of their own crimes, either, because people are smart and driven, and they would figure it out. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-02 12:06:00 | |
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bwuh bwah aHEM it has come to my attention that certain parties resident within my skull have been stepping somewhat out of line. once again, i run this fucking popsicle stand, bea arthur is dead, and richard nixon is currently punching his way out of his coffin. gongs are not for sexual gratification. gongs are for corporal punishment. should any parties within my head recieve sexual gratification from gongs, they will be immediately excommunated from the holy church of sweedish waffles. and painted chartreuse. the illuminati do not run the world. they just wish they did. the illuminati do not exist. they just like to think they do. i am not writing this sentence, but i like to think i am. it is convenient as a poetic device. lampswitchblade litotes. should the grand plan of johann sebastian bach fail due to insufficient supplies of HUGGIES (tm), countless civilians will perish in a mid-level aerobics step class, a tad south of 134 BPM. treadmill futures will skyrocket, and skyrocket futures will crash. i will continue to poke anything that seems to need poking. the following materials are not allowed on campus: lead, tea, nitrogen, helium, lambs. should anyone be caught smoking the detectors, the marshall will fire them. these rules set aside as groundbreaking; wind breakers will no longer break wind along linear ground. tea time will be moved to noon point seven on alternate tuesdays, and richard d. james is a-ok 100% FINE 'N' DANDY with this, so don't go crying to mom. should potato crops fail to grow fast enough, they will be instructed to 'work it' and be subjected to michael bolton and healing crystal salesmen until they capitulate, as capitulation is defined in the oxford english blog. illegal things are hereby declared to be legal, and legal things retain their status of illegality. should wigs storm the premesis, everyone sit tight, we've got this shanty so wired up, it'd take a cadre of christmas elves to crack the donkey. these rules are for our (my (your)) protection, and we hope you can appreciate your ability to desire to attempt to live in harmony, so help you god, martha stewart, and benny hill. amen |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-08-01 22:21:00 | |
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| US Congress thanks you for your patronage, patriot | |
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| Posted by Andy Wathole @ 2006-08-01 17:45:00 | |
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| 9 out of 10 doorknobs agree: It's great to be shiny. | |
| Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-08-01 14:16:00 | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-08-01 12:08:00 | |
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| hapt haxk | |
| For Sale: 1 Yugo, Riced Out. Reupholstered 2003 with a Sierpinski Carpet. List price is 2ei3π. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-31 21:09:00 | |
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| An interview with Richard D. James, aka APHEX TWIN | |
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The Riced Out Yugo staff sent a list of INTERVIEW QUESTIONS to APHEX TWIN via MYSPACE. He elected to not respond to any of the questions we sent, but rather only to questions we did not send. The Riced Out Yugo staff is completely unsurprised by these results. Here, in its entirety, is a revolutionary Richard D. James interview, with all the questions he did not answer.
1. how can you best describe your hair policy? 2. if grandma were to storm the beaches of normandy, would you be opposed to this? 3. please tell us exactly what equipment you use, in one sentence or less. 4. the 80's: time for a revival, or never again? 5. every time you are asked about the tank in an interview, does a little part of you die? 6. what is tom jenkinson's terrible secret? 7. would you say your music makes operating an automobile with manual transmission more difficult? 8. were the virus-flavored tracks part of rephlex's revolutionary anti-piracy department? 9. would 'isopropanol' be a good theme for you when battletank cruisin'? 10. veganism? dvorak keyboard layouts? the furry fandom? bronze statuary? are you into anything weird like this, or are you pretty much a linear chap? 11. you've said you mic'd up your bank for effects. does this bother anyone else in the bank? did it prove an effective method for eliminating rodent problems? 12. have any pets? we hear irish wolfhounds are excellent for sniffing out grooves. 13. are you superstitious? 14. mac? pc? next? bebox? amiga? all five plus others, in diachronic tandem? 15. what do you think the future of the word depends on? how about the world of futures? 16. what should question sixteen be? 17. if you could ask us something, what would it be? 18. in light of recent oil supply issues in non-arab nations, have you converted your tank to run on used fryer grease? 19. is there anything in particular you'd like to make clear to your fans? anything from religious advice to warnings about bad chinese restaurants is game here 20. any parting words of wisdom? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-31 13:06:00 | |
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| The music of Raymond Scott | |
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| Posted by Andy Wathole @ 2006-07-30 20:48:00 | |
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