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| Annals of TV Guide, Part II.378 | |
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The Electric Horseman *** (1979) A newswoman and a rodeo star flee to Utah with a $12 million horse freed from a Las Vegas promotion. PG Stereo
E-Vets: Things Pets Swallow Vets help animals who've swallowed all sorts of inanimate objects. All of Us The Courtship of Robert's Father Robert and his sister (Tisha Campbell-Martin) prepare for their father's 60th birthday celebration; Neesee helps Courtney prepare for the school dance. CC Repeat Stereo Unwrapped Street Snacks Street vendors sell food. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-15 19:54:00 | |
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| over muffin | |
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over muffin. under budget. within texas. beyond petrolium. off fishin'. on time. peacocks unleashed. peacocks leashed. unrepairable ford. renewable energy. delicious potato chips. fat-free potato chips. yes-man. boss. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-15 01:00:00 | |
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| WE'RE STILL ALIVE, WHY NOBODY ELSE | |
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all of us this has happened before, all of this will happen again |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-14 19:39:00 | |
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| listen. | |
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Yo T, you ain't got no digital beatbox palais for me. Break it down on the ambient tip, son. You gotta keep tha steez on 'doze beats, ya hurd. And whats with that tambourine shit? You can't do nothing new, you gotta stick with what werks, ya herd? Be like Aphex or the Orb, can't do nothing new. You gotta know what works. I've had enough of this bullhonkery. Now lets get down to it. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-14 16:12:00 | |
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| let the hairline get ya | |
| clambourines marginal. insane margarita bass funk. super dynamic inter trunk. phones off the hook, ebay auction l@@k!!. my hams aren't yams, but my yams are potentially hams. the dog likes banana bread, and her name is distinctly not fred. turkey turkey turkey, i don't got no turkey. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-14 16:09:00 | |
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| ravi shankar and the rabid dentists | |
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YOU DON'T KNOW LOVE LIKE I DO YOU DON'T KNOW GLOVES LIKE I DO YOU DON'T PRAY LIKE MY GURU OH SHIT MY RENT'S DUE *sitar solo* YOU DON'T KNOW SOAP LIKE THE POPE YOU DON'T KNOW ROPE LIKE THE POPE YOU DON'T KNOW DOPE LIKE THE POPE AND YOU DON'T GROPE LIKE THE POPE *intense sitar solo* *sitar solo scrunchy face* |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-14 15:35:00 | |
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| greetings to all yugo enthusiasts | |
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hit me with the watcraft hit me with the watcraft hit me with the watcraft hit me with the watcraft Don't hat it, time to wat it Just get dressed up Throw ya lunch up |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-14 15:24:00 | |
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| the superace doorknob collective | |
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i was in the funkatorium, passing some funk, when elton john KO'd richard simmons in celebrity boxing. damn, i hadn't seen that one coming. one would expect a fitness "expert" to be able to take a tubby, aging musician, but apparently not. more sadly, i had $20 riding on mr. simmons.
i called my broker, arranged payment, and cancelled the money i had on lance bass. you may call me biased - but i'm starting to lose faith in these homosexual types. no boxing skills at all. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-14 15:16:00 | |
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| yugo wät fømme oppe | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-14 00:19:00 | |
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| omg hax 31337 i will h@x u | |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-13 21:39:00 | |
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| THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYYYS WANTED | |
| it arrived in the mail this afternoon. a cardboard box the smiling UPS/Fedex/gallifreyen man gave. I signed the paper on the clipboard using the blood of the innocent and closed the door. I opened it up, expecting my prize. To my surprise, it did not contain the pizza I ordered. In fact, the box contained nothing at all. This was horrible. Because when I say nothing, I mean nothing. Not even air. Not a single atom, not a single proton, not a single quark. It was larger on the inside. By larger, I mean the volume of several billion suns. This wasn't fun, considering the pressure difference. I'm not sure how the cardboard held up through the transportation, or how that it was sealed perfectly tight, but when I poked that hole with the box cutters, there was a bit of a SHWOOMP and then everything went black. I was spaghettified through that cardboard hole and the rest of the world followed. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-13 19:04:00 | |
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| first contact | |
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spacecraft detected. who are you? where do you come from? INTRUDER. i repeat, who are you? I. message from the alien craft coming through now, sir. I. I AM THE RED WORM. I CALL YOU TO SURRENDER YOUR PLANET. ttthhhiiisss is the captain speaking. we are being invaded by a being of pure sound. what's the meaning of this‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ that's what i'm trying to find out I AM THE RED WORM. pure sound... i think you're right A CHALLENGE‽‽ |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-13 18:20:00 | |
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| Only $10 (CAD) plus S&H, VAT, GST. | |
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I was in the kitchen The year was like a fog bitten by my toenail, there was no point at all the huge fire stoked in the hall. I scored no points at all I can't walk so I guess I'll just stay indoors. You got connects for me with the mob? Drink coughsyrup? Mexican biker. You wanna be big in Europe, you gotta take the kids and shake 'em. Nevermind the beats, put more foam on the fire You'll never get anywhere staring at my brother's wife. My sister said to jog in the rain. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-13 13:25:00 | |
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| i got that funky swing | |
| i got that funky swing in my titanium underbody. somehow i am unable to go over the bar, the angry man dispensing drinks will not let me. gravity is not helping. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-13 11:13:00 | |
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| I wonder what it means...?! | |
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| Posted by stabl_dözr the wildly self-intersecting @ 2007-01-13 10:00:00 | |
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| you were drunk, I don't believe you | |
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supplies: tonic water cocktail glass chanwear t shirt laptop Can't stop here, this is cat country |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-12 19:33:00 | |
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| missing person(s) | |
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HACKED BY HYPERFUCKBOT |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-12 19:06:00 | |
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| funnybears.exe | |
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if jesus were a bear, he would be a care bear. if richard d. james were a bear, he would be a snare bear. if tom jenkinson were a bear, he would be a hair bear. if tom jenkinson had no hair, he would be a bare bear. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 03:54:00 | |
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| lincoln town and bat country | |
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yo yo word up this one's goin' out to my home-slice the the lincoln town 'n' country 'n' shit lincoln town 'n' country existential funtry elemental lentil serious dental lincoln clown 'n' country u think u got unlicensed uhf band telemetry? my lincoln put u in the cemetary piss on your pants them muthafuckas be driven by hugh g. government grants. flap flap flap that aint no vaginal fold lincoln town 'n' bat country is startin' 2 take hold RESPECT, yo! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 03:42:00 | |
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| "boat loaf," and other curiosities penned by theodore q. entloaf | |
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"superior walnuts"
a gentleman of distinction shall exude succinction when walnuts doth he pluck from his tree. "boat loaf" boat loaf, boat loaf, where could you be? nary a boat loaf as far as the eye can see! silver shiny boat loaf, come to me! "lincoln town and country" thou art a savage but noble beast, mine lincoln town and country, and when i'm dining effervescent, i drive you through existential funtry. "hat hymen" i say pop pop pop have you seen pop pop pop my vaginal folds? flap flap flap "steve is a jerk" steve is a jerk while i was at work he porked my lady "nothing at the dollar store costs a dollar" nothing at the dollar store costs a dollar. yet, people seem alarmed when i hoot and hollar, "i want justice! truth! extreme bargains!" so it's over to borders to stock up on records by the cardigans |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 03:29:00 | |
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