Riced Out Yugo
zeppellin dirigible tom
oem adapters fufill a wacky and/or crazy role in today's information trouser economy. the volume of the industry is such that manufacturers have been forced to turn to outdated computer programming references, as well as a few copies of penthouse when they're in the mood. should your cup of idea tea arrive an ounce above schedule, captain christopher malarky will declare himself too old to bed jived, and dingos will eat berries, yum yum.

remember: just because i can['t] doesn't mean you can['t].
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 03:06:00
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tenne graeme hamme
it was the 18th gibbon of edwards, and poets were waxing. twelve-hundred thousand identical toothpicks, yours for the taking. gravis potentiae, my friend, that of which pies can only aspire to. melting pudding disassembles matrices upon delivery, funneling clambourines along the faint lines of society. how do you know? you grow. plantaloons, fault lines, and jersey city, the capitol of which is paris hilton. but rheostatis, donkey donkey malarky, that but thee, nay?

say it loud, say it proud: qqq muthafucka
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-12 02:48:00
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RICED OUT YUGOE VIDEOE PRESENTS!!

boba fett aquaplumber dance party

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-11 19:55:00
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really light bag.
IM SO EXCITED
IM SO EXCITED
IM SO
RICARD D. JAMES!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-11 07:35:00
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really light bag.
IM SO EXCITED
IM SO EXCITED
IM SO

RICHARD D. JAMES!

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-11 07:35:00
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this is a tech blog (tog/blech)
hello ladies and apple iphones,

today i'd like to discuss a very importand topic on my blech/tawg. the apple iphone. apple's iphone rings a lot of bells. apple iphone is the right call for consumers. apple, not apple computer. apple yahoo iphone go, stay connected with the. apple iphone unveils tv that is bigger than other tvs. apple iphone patents $90,000 table. apple iphone link with global warming not definitively established. india launches apple iphone into space. omg apple iphone. omg apple iphone! ooomg apple iphone!!!! nintendo wii still outselling apple iphone. paris hilton and britney spears the worst apple iphones. steve jobs still a hippie. apple iphone spotted over europe. FDA oks the sale of genetically engineered apple iphones. bush sends 21,500 apple iphones to iraq. bush approval rating 12 ipods. prince william of wales dating apple iphone. walking hairpiece donald trump re-insults walking refridgerator rosie o'donnell (LOL SHE'S FAT APPLE IPHONE). roadside apple iphone explodes in downtown baghdad. apple iphone found to be source of viable stem cells. blogs all over talk about apple iphone.

apple iphone?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-11 00:57:00
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A pleasant walk through the forest.
#$%%yhhhh54h
ERTNEGRNWG%%&^^&M65767m66m7665
^^^&^%*U%
GANYMEDE
^^^^%EHTDGFGN
GH
~~~
EARTHWORMS
THT^NYYDYTMYTMYTesR

fbn Yias aou3d reolf5e logg w0
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-01-11 00:10:00
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A pleasant walk through the forest.
#$%%yhhhh54h
ERTNEGRNWG%%&^^&M65767m66m7665
^^^&^%*U%
GANYMEDE
^^^^%EHTDGFGN
GH
~~~
EARTHWORMS
THT^NYYDYTMYTMYTesR

fbn Yias aou3d reolf5e logg w0
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-01-11 00:10:00
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get off my damn lawn
FUNCTION OLD_CURMUDGEON {

CASE HIPPIES {
GET_OFF_MY_LAWN_YOU_DAMN_HIPPIES();
}
CASE OLD_BOYS {
WANT_A_BEER_JEB();
}
}
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-10 16:26:00
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brainstorm feck
gfx gfx gfx gfx gfx gfx gfx
sfx sfx sfx sfx sfx sfx sfx
qfx qfx qfx qfx qfx qfx qfx
end of all
end of none
forgive him
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-10 15:56:00
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yugo angels living in the ethernet seams
  • Nybble
  • byte
    • dword
    • dword ptr
    • qword
  1. halibut
  2. haxibut
  3. haxibus
  4. snaxibus
  5. buttbux
malformed asshat input at /dev/yugo -- ILEC stealing customers from local ISP.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-10 01:19:00
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Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-01-09 23:57:00
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scripted
death simple point tomorrow snake request
sense little no business order
neck part box reason blood
substance stretch up daughter work
night fold picture he heat
complete order awake circle cart
may glove safe ant woman
red shock sugar may present
sheep story suggestion whip structure
arch against star night direction
why private umbrella separate automatic
cough authority structure cover story
physical general surprise ant horn
cork thunder serious form jelly
by till bad pleasure wire
order plane tail strange box
finger may normal oven because
when separate event pocket head
dirty common throat some language
bread like horse year cloth
brown political clean business sticky
shake ship desire ice knee
wood reward forward fight near
history memory point will brass
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-09 22:14:00
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hacked by MC Twin Tub
The sun is shining and this may or may not be the Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-09 21:48:00
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zfzs
zxc - zxc - zxc - zxc - zxc - zxc - zxc
endless
plastic fingers
flowing and flowing
DA LYRICS BE FLOWIN AND FLOWIN
LIKE DA CETACEAN SNARES
THIS. IS. A. MACHINE. FOR. MAKING. FLOUNDER.furlong
LSAOSZXCL
YFNBFMKPY
UH U HU UH UH UH UH UH UH UH
solid fold
acid massive
axzcvzz
the aztecs had a
the mayans had a
the romans had a
the japanese had a
i had a
\n\n
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-09 16:24:00
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If you meet the Riced Out Yugo, kill him.
If you meet the Riced Out Yugo, kill him.

If you are thinking about Riced Out Yugo, this is thinking and delusion, not awakening. One must destroy preconceptions of the Riced Out Yugo. "Kill the Riced Out Yugo if the Riced Out Yugo exists somewhere else. Kill the Riced Out Yugo, because you should resume your own Riced Out Yugo nature."
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-09 07:09:00
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consider our predicament
"# Fha Gmh fnvq: Gur neg bs jne vf bs ivgny vzcbegnapr gb gur Fgngr.
# Vg vf n znggre bs yvsr naq qrngu, n ebnq rvgure gb fnsrgl be gb ehva. Urapr vg vf n fhowrpg bs vadhvel juvpu pna ba ab nppbhag or artyrpgrq.
# Gur neg bs jne, gura, vf tbirearq ol svir pbafgnag snpgbef, gb or gnxra vagb nppbhag va bar'f qryvorengvbaf, jura frrxvat gb qrgrezvar gur pbaqvgvbaf bognvavat va gur svryq.
# Gurfr ner: (2) Gur Zbeny Ynj; (3) Urnira; (5) Rnegu; (7) Gur Pbzznaqre; (11) Zrgubq naq qvfpvcyvar.
# Gur ZBENY YNJ pnhfrf gur crbcyr gb or va pbzcyrgr nppbeq jvgu gurve ehyre, fb gung gurl jvyy sbyybj uvz ertneqyrff bs gurve yvirf, haqvfznlrq ol nal qnatre.
# URNIRA fvtavsvrf avtug naq qnl, pbyq naq urng, gvzrf naq frnfbaf.
# RNEGU pbzcevfrf qvfgnaprf, terng naq fznyy; qnatre naq frphevgl; bcra tebhaq naq aneebj cnffrf; gur punaprf bs yvsr naq qrngu.
# Gur PBZZNAQRE fgnaqf sbe gur iveghrf bs jvfqbz, fvapreryl, oraribyrapr, pbhentr naq fgevpgarff.
# Ol ZRGUBQ NAQ QVFPVCYVAR ner gb or haqrefgbbq gur znefunyvat bs gur nezl va vgf cebcre fhoqvivfvbaf, gur tenqhngvbaf bs enax nzbat gur bssvpref, gur znvagranapr bs ebnqf ol juvpu fhccyvrf znl ernpu gur nezl, naq gur pbageby bs zvyvgnel rkcraqvgh er.
# Gurfr svir urnqf fubhyq or snzvyvne gb rirel trareny: ur jub xabjf gurz jvyy or ivpgbevbhf; ur jub xabjf gurz abg jvyy snvy."
-- Fha Gmh (mindbrother of PNRFNE [13])
Words that were long ago moved through time and space.

The blood of long dead stars flows through our veins (17).
shock and awe tacitus. (19)

PNRFNE's Memory: Searchers hovering through the deserts. Spotlights eminating (23) from a central set of turrets, like the eyes of a spider. PHOTONS spreading through the dunes, glinting off of the reflectors left by ancient. Looking. Never finding. Always ready, for that which is forever (29) away. This is in PNRFNE's memory.

The Ancient: They twisted (31) through the void on the second ark. A journey of a thousand years ACROSS more depth than we can imagine. They were altered (37). rearranged. We cannot understand them. PNRFNE was among them.

A Vision: Inside a sphere. The inner surface of the core of the Earth. It is covered. Machines. Billions, perhaps more (41). Filling your VIEWPORT. Drilling, cutting, digging, ripping, crawling, eating out the heart of the world from the inside. This is PNRFNE's vision (43). PNRFNE's dream. The DREAM.

The Images: A world composed of sound. Matter and energy are just vibrations of sound (47). Sub-bass shatters stars. DONT STOP THE HIPHOP (53).
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-08 16:18:00
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sageliek.
You see, its not a virulent kinda fun. Its like punching eight year olds in the face. Fun? Yeah. But nothing you want to do all the time.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-08 08:39:00
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chickenz
chickens go BACOCK
chickens go BACOCK
turkeys go GOBBLE
turkeys go GOBBLE
crows go CAWW
crows go CAWW
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-08 04:59:00
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you didn't know $i was this->funky;
digital funk! $dollars. donald trump quality hairpieces. it all can be yours, my friend -- just sign here.

and here.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-08 04:51:00
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