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it arrived in the mail this afternoon. a cardboard box the smiling UPS/Fedex/gallifreyen man gave. I signed the paper on the clipboard using the blood of the innocent and closed the door. I opened it up, expecting my prize. To my surprise, it did not contain the pizza I ordered. In fact, the box contained nothing at all. This was horrible. Because when I say nothing, I mean nothing. Not even air. Not a single atom, not a single proton, not a single quark. It was larger on the inside. By larger, I mean the volume of several billion suns. This wasn't fun, considering the pressure difference. I'm not sure how the cardboard held up through the transportation, or how that it was sealed perfectly tight, but when I poked that hole with the box cutters, there was a bit of a SHWOOMP and then everything went black. I was spaghettified through that cardboard hole and the rest of the world followed.
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