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| wat can fire hydrant vandalism do for you | |
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the fire hydrant vandalism movement is gaining momentum rapidly thaqnks to the hawt internets bloggers. "FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM IS WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED" - gagag johndad, new fuckwits, mj "FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM HAS REVOLUTIONARIZED MY INTERNET BUSINESS. I'M READY FOR WEB3.0" - phah johnston, new funstick, nj "I HAVE LOST 50 POUNDS IN 2 WEEKS THANKS TO FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM, AND YOU CAN TOO" - fak johnsoon, new brunswicckk, nj "I QUIT CRACK THANKS TO FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM, AND YOU CAN TOO" - fap jones new bbbrrruuunswickc, mj "I CURED MY CHRONIC MOLECULAR YEAST INFECTIONS WITH FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM, AND YOU CAN TOO" - wat jeremy, new bruunsick, mj "I BECAME AN INTERNATION IDMS SUPARSTAR THANKS TO FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM, AND YOU CAN'T TOO BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE NEEDED TECHNICAL FOREKNOWLEDGE TO PUT A MICROPHONE INTO A BLENDER, AND YOU CAN TOO" - gak d. james, new tanks, cornwall |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-26 00:08:00 | |
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| ewe noogoughgut | |
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clamp clamp clampe claemp klcamp qlamc plank soviet assplank soviet assplang clamp clammpe klimpe cklumph leerck nortZ!
&c. &c. Sincerly, The molecule in your lower left lung |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-25 23:25:00 | |
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| everyone take a calming breath | |
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everyone take a calming breath.
now, everyone repeat after me: tscherckz. schzerckz. tscherckz. tzigurksh. take another calming breath. You may reread this post as many times as necessary. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-25 23:12:00 | |
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| soviet watter-nutter | |
| zing zand zow. kerplug. mczouffle. zzeerk. soviet timber is a genuine product of russia. serving you since things mattered. this ad sponsored by progress. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-25 22:56:00 | |
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| toggle my local echo, oohh mmuurrrr ::33 | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-25 21:55:00 | |
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| boogie down productions, they're down with us | |
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Searchers hovering through the deserts. Spotlights emanating from a central set of turrets, like the eyes of a spider. Photons spreading through the dunes, glinting off of the reflectors left by ancients. Looking. Never finding. Always ready, for that which is forever away. Who are the Searchers? They are many. They are those from the outer worlds, come to seek freedom, glory, truth, or just a quick buck. Young and old, male and female, soldiers and seamstresses, physicists and priests. One thing holds them in common. One thing binds them together. They may never give up the search. In the search, all go blind. They see instead with the metal eyes of their infinite spider-ships. Searching in the endless ring desert. Searching for the truth. Long ago, those that came before the last universal collapse created the cosmic Moebius Strip, unaffected by gravity or magnetism. A wasteland that extends millions of miles in all directions. Somewhere, they have hidden their secrets. An octodecillion yottabytes of many trillions of years of knowledge. A grain of sand, slightly different from the others, holds the last universe. The particle is hollow, larger on the inside than the outside. Within it is the library. This is known. A single structure stands on the ring. A graphite cube, approximately 6.5012896705403891365758182663347 units in width and height. GAGAGAGAGAGG FUCK GROVER CLEVELAND GAGAGAGAGAG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-25 21:37:00 | |
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| An even more common question in these parts | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-25 09:02:00 | |
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| A common question in these parts | |
| Is your wish to be covered in semen and/or have your entire body teabagged at once? | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-24 20:46:00 | |
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| i am a big teapot | |
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i am a big teapot tall and thin here is my handle here is where things go in when i get all wound up hear me shout pass the j and chill me out |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-24 19:39:00 | |
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| hello | |
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attention: spudsoreilly. tacosabotage. fakes. imitators. wannabes. go away. I CHALLENGE YOU TO PRODUCE SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-24 19:23:00 | |
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| funt cake | |
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my favorite type of cake is the funt cake |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-24 13:27:00 | |
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| if there is a pie, i will see you there | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-23 18:40:00 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-23 17:03:00 | |||
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HELLO PADRE! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-23 14:31:00 | |
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| RANGER TEIM '78! | |
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Well I may never be or have a husband I may never have or hold a child and I will learn to lose everything because I'm temporary arrangements |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-23 10:15:00 | |
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| musician *m_ptr = new musician[6] | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-23 00:32:00 | |
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| hello, patriot | |
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here's the new $100 all the homies will be wantin to snort outta
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-22 23:55:00 | |
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| An interview with Aaron Funk, aka VENETIAN SNARES | |
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The Riced Out Yugo staff sent a list of INTERVIEW QUESTIONS to VENETIAN SNARES via MYSPACE. He elected to not respond to any of the questions we sent, but rather only to questions we did not send. The Riced Out Yugo staff is completely unsurprised by these results. Here, in its entirety, is a revolutionary Aaron Funk interview, with all the questions he did not answer.
1. please describe your hair policy. 2. is it possible for god to stop danny elfman? 3. please tell us exactly which samples you use, in one sentence or less. 4. if you could go anywhere in time, where would you go? 5. if you could cook anything with thyme, what would you cook? 6. if you could connect to any tymnet node, to which would you connect? 7. why does greg hate car culture? 8. for the ladies out there, is greg currently single? if not, perhaps he is quadruple? 9. what overquoted line from fight club defines you as a person? 10. would you say your music makes operating any automobile difficult? 11. which brand of ghettoblaster did you find to be the most resilient agaist the harsh realities of winnipeg? 12. what did your cats do today? 13. are you superstitious? 14. what should question sixteen be? 15. a socialite friend of yours invites you to the winnipeg country club. you are so overwhelmed and honered, you forget you hate winnipeg and accept. how do you resolve this social quandry? 16. when can we expect your record "gabber blow job" to be released? 17. how do you generally prefer to add numbers? 18. breast cancer in the united states continues to be a serious public health problem that affects individuals, families, and society. the simultaneous rapid progress in mapping the human genome, the advances in technology, and the subsequent commercialization of genetic testing have made it possible for women to seek breast and ovarian cancer susceptibility testing before comparable social and psychological supports are put in place. as health care places more emphasis on illness prevention and simultaneously commits less economic support for health care, genetic testing presents social and ethical challenges as well as dilemmas. as a leading breakcore researcher, what is your opinion on breasts? 19. have you constructed an aural representation of "the shocker"? is it released? 20. do you play golf? 21. you're stuck in a thought loop and a particular image of billy corgan keeps returning. how do you dance your way out of this one? 22. have you recieved any rude, late-night prank calls from monty hall, your mom, or other disgruntled citizens of winnipeg seeking revenge? 23. what sort of muffin are you? 24. finish this sentence: never load a piano onto a buick because... 25. any parting words of wisdom? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-22 23:06:00 | |
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| why not try a holiday in comic sans ms? | |
| the fonts responsible for hyperfukbot's posts have been sacked. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-22 21:48:00 | |
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| keep out of the reach of children under 7 (message III (lol)) | |
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How I keep from LOLin under Its like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder How I keep from LOLin under My brothers LOLin fast on my mothers t.v. Says she watches too much, is just not healthy All my children in the LOLtime, dallas at night Cant even see the game or the sugar LOL fight Bill collectors they ring my phone And LOL my wife when I'm not home Got a LOL education, double-digit inflation Can't take the train to the ROFL, Theres a strike at the station Me on king kong LOLin on my back Cant stop to turn around, broke my ROFL Midrange, migraine, cancered membrane Sometimes I think Im going insane, I swear I might hijack a ROFLCOPTER! Because I'm close to the LOL I'm tryin not to lose my head Don't push me, Because I'm close to the LOL I'm tryin not to lose my head A child is born, with no state of mind Blind to the ways of LOLkind RTQP is smiling on you but hes frowning too Cause only RTQP knows what you go through You grow in the ghetto, LOLin second rate And your eyes will song a song of deep ROFL The places you play and where you stay Looks like one great big alley way You'll admire all the number book takers Thugs, pimps, pushers and the big money makers Driving big cars, spending LOLies and tens And you wanna LOL up to be just like them Smugglers, scrambles, burglars, gamblers Pickpockets, peddlers and even pan-handlers You say I'm cool, I'm no LOL But then you wind up dropping out of high school Now you're unemployed, all LOL void Walking around like you're pretty boy floyd Turned stickup kid, look what you done LOL Got send up for a 5749 year bid Now your man is took and you're a LOL tag Spend the next two years as an undercover fag Being used and abused, and served like LOL Till one day you was find hung dead in a LOL It was plain to see that your ROFL was lost You was cold and your body swung back and forth But now your eyes sing the sad LOL song Of how you LOLed so fast and died so young LMAO :( :( :( :( ps. lol the police seriously this is some shit that needs to be fixed good job with secret messages, PNRFNE13 is proud. (nsfw) speaking of which: one bar. she be fur. gnpbfnobgntr |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-22 16:50:00 | |
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