Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
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don't let it get to you
Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2007-01-21 23:35:00
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hurry up, we have to catch this groove on the next cycle
charles was naturally a laggard. my on stumbling block, a natural impatience, was not giving me an easy time that evening.

"Fie, Charles!! Das Funk in Five!!" I cried, not bothering to stop my exasperation from leaking out into my near-bellowed funk notification.

"Go fie yourself!" Charles replied, and returned to clipping his toenails.

I was not amused.

"If you were a real man, Charles, you'd just rip them out. That's what I do."
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-21 21:42:00
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micromotor inforotor
DATA, INFORMATION!!
spin spin spin
KNOWLEDGE, SCIENCE!!
whirl whirl whirl
INNOVATION, SUPERIOR LAUNDRY DETERGENT!!
spin spin spin
BUTTER, NUTRITION!!
churn churn churn
DATUM, INFORMAT!!
wat wat wat
HATS, COMMUNITY!!
post post post
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-21 21:14:00
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FERGIE IS A DRIED UP METHAMPHETAMINE ADDICT WHOREMONGER!
HAIL QUEEN LEZZA, YOU FUCKING PIGS!

HAIL
QUEEN
LEZZA!

!@#$%%***
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-21 12:18:00
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immature poop joke
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-21 10:42:00
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strictly wat
drive your ride one-handed. write your wat with only your right brain. get funky without james brown. D.A.R.E. to smoke a shitload. refuse to be satisfied with the six-pack, demand a 12-rack. do not stop with ham, make your sandwich with four different cold-cuts. read riced out yugo in your underwear. read riced out yugo while upside-down. read riced our yugo while not reading riced out yugo. and finally, rub your tummy while scratching your head. this is the path to enlightenment.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-20 21:14:00
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pl muthafucka
#!/usr/bin/perl -w
#mayhem.pl
use Acme::ButFirst;
use Chaos;
# THE CREW
use Insurrection;
use warnings; # :(
# i didn't use strict, suckas
$relax = Chaos->new("gasdfsa");
$relax->FUCKFUCKFUCK();
$gmaafmsdlzx = Insurrection->maggots($relax) or die "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE: $!";
$gmaafmsdlzx->aoigjafasfjasdfaksdfasdfaxxz(1,2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,"CARRRY THE ONE");
print "shiver in eternal darkness \n"; # hey guys we know how to use \n;
# COMMENTS
$relax->fasdf("/dev/null/");
$gmaafmsdlzx->remix("this\n");
# we're not using this anymore.
#use Acme::Brainfuck qw/verbose/;
print "gagagaga\n\b" x 10000;
$i=>STDIN<;
print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i; print $i;
use Acme::emcA;
while(1) {
;;print "GADFSAFSD";
} butfirst {
;;exit unless die;
}
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-20 19:07:00
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previously on riced out yugo
THE HATSBYS WERE CREATED BY MAN

THEY EVOLVED

THEY REBELLED

THERE ARE MANY COPIES

AND THEY HAVE A PLAN
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-20 13:56:00
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blzort

zooooooooooom
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-19 22:30:00
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CLOWDONIT

It was Rupert

In the Red Room

With the RASTAFARIAN
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-19 21:33:00
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CLUEDONIT

It was LEWIS

In the LIBRARY

With the LOBBYIST
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-19 21:28:00
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fugimax
collateral funtry often extends beyond preliminary measures. specifications provide a general outline for this specific case, but the final decision is up to the judgement of the operator. for this reason, operators are provided with four (4) joints, two (2) large magic mushrooms, one (1) hat, and zero (0) chances to escape their destiny. add salt to taste.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-19 19:33:00
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anusoidal hash function
f(wat(x))=(2Walmart/FCC)+tan(1/FOXNews)%anus
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-01-18 18:58:00
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{bulker_subj}
I would like to be able to prove that my room has a floor via some method other than induction -- I can stand therefore there must be a floor. This would require me to clean my living area, however, and that would in turn require much more effort than I am willing to expend. I received no payment of any kind for Product Placement in this story.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-18 18:03:00
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space coyote
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-18 07:14:00
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i am eager to force my hatred on society.
Minimalism: A nonrepresentational style of sculpture and painting, usually severely restricted in the use of visual elements and often consisting of simple geometric shapes or masses. The style came to prominence in the late 1960s.

That definition isn't quite minimalist.

Neither is this post.

Heavy soled boots and shoes marched in a tight circle.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-17 20:07:00
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I HAVE SEEN THE HATSBY
I've been ambushed.
WAT intoxication (also known as hyperyugoation or WAT poisoning) is a potentially fatal disturbance in brain function that results when the normal balance of electrolytes in the body is pushed outside of safe limits by a very rapid intake of WAT.
Symptoms include:
Aboulia, Absence seizure, Air hunger, Amaurosis fugax, Amenorrhoea, Anhedonia, Anorexia, Anosognosia, Anxiety, Apyrexy, Ascites, Asthenia, Ataxia, Athymhormia, Atonic seizure, Aura, Automatic behavior, Avolition, Azotemia, Baby acne, Black Pox, Bloating, Bradycardia, Brain shiver, Bubo, Burping, Butterflies in the stomach, Cachexia, Canga's bead symptom, Cataplexy, Chancre, Closed-eye hallucination, Coffee ground vomiting, Collapse, Complex partial seizure, Compulsive hoarding, Coprolalia, Cough, Delusion, Delusional parasitosis, Depression, Diarrhea, Diplopia, Directed attention fatigue, Discordia, Disordered eating, Dizziness, Drooling, Drop attack, Dysdiadochokinesia, Exercise intolerance, Eye circles, Fainting, Fasciculation, Fatigue, Fever, Focal seizures, Form constant, Galactorrhea, Gelastic seizure, Globus pharyngis, Glossodynia, Haemolacria, Hallucination, Headache, Hedonism, Hematemesis, Hiccup, Hyperventilation, Hypotonia, Ideas of reference, Immaculate conception, Inflammation, Intermittent claudication, Intrusive thoughts, Itch, Jacksonian seizure, Lightheadedness, Low back pain, Macrocytosis, Mass effect, Melena, Milia, Monoarthritis, Mucositis, Muscle weakness, Myalgia, Myerson's sign, Myxedematous psychosis, Nasal congestion, Nausea, Nocturia, Nosebleed, Obdormition, Oscillopsia, Overeating, Palpitation, Parageusia, Paralysis, Phantom limb, Polydipsia, Pseudodiarrhea, Rash, Renal colic, Rhinorrhea, Rigor, Saturday night palsy, Seizure, Self-hatred, Stomatitis, Stupor, Tardive dyskinesia, Tetanic contraction, Tic, Tourettism, Traveler's diarrhea, Tremor, Twitching, Ulcer, Urinary retention, Vaginal bleeding, Vertigo, Vomiting, Weight loss, Xerostomia.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-17 19:12:00
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jesus christ killed and enslaved black jews
and riced out yugo is totally opposed to the opposition's opposition.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-17 12:49:00
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o?

KELIS KNEW...
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-16 07:56:00
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history teacher
Comparing Public and Private Ownership. Morrison argued quid pro quo ad hominem deus ex machina that public ownership of the railroad according to article 52 of the Shadow Proclamation was appropriate. What reasons did he not give? Do you agree with his analysis? Which of the following, currently operated primarily by the government fit Morrison's criteria for public pwnership notwithstanding any relationship with private businesses, real or imagined, per se:
    YUGO HAX LOUNGE
    ID SOFTWARE
    THE RAMEN BREAK
    GRANDMASTA FLASH AND THE FURIOUS FIVE
Today, taxpayers are revolting at the high "costs" of "running" many government "businesses." They "claim" that these "services" could be provided more efficiently by "private" companies. For which of the "items" listed above do you think this argument might hold true? Where were you on the night of January 15th, 1983? You have the right to remain silent. If you choose to give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you at government expense. Explain your reasoning.
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-15 20:54:00
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