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| An interview with Aaron Funk, aka VENETIAN SNARES | |
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The Riced Out Yugo staff sent a list of INTERVIEW QUESTIONS to VENETIAN SNARES via MYSPACE. He elected to not respond to any of the questions we sent, but rather only to questions we did not send. The Riced Out Yugo staff is completely unsurprised by these results. Here, in its entirety, is a revolutionary Aaron Funk interview, with all the questions he did not answer.
1. please describe your hair policy. 2. is it possible for god to stop danny elfman? 3. please tell us exactly which samples you use, in one sentence or less. 4. if you could go anywhere in time, where would you go? 5. if you could cook anything with thyme, what would you cook? 6. if you could connect to any tymnet node, to which would you connect? 7. why does greg hate car culture? 8. for the ladies out there, is greg currently single? if not, perhaps he is quadruple? 9. what overquoted line from fight club defines you as a person? 10. would you say your music makes operating any automobile difficult? 11. which brand of ghettoblaster did you find to be the most resilient agaist the harsh realities of winnipeg? 12. what did your cats do today? 13. are you superstitious? 14. what should question sixteen be? 15. a socialite friend of yours invites you to the winnipeg country club. you are so overwhelmed and honered, you forget you hate winnipeg and accept. how do you resolve this social quandry? 16. when can we expect your record "gabber blow job" to be released? 17. how do you generally prefer to add numbers? 18. breast cancer in the united states continues to be a serious public health problem that affects individuals, families, and society. the simultaneous rapid progress in mapping the human genome, the advances in technology, and the subsequent commercialization of genetic testing have made it possible for women to seek breast and ovarian cancer susceptibility testing before comparable social and psychological supports are put in place. as health care places more emphasis on illness prevention and simultaneously commits less economic support for health care, genetic testing presents social and ethical challenges as well as dilemmas. as a leading breakcore researcher, what is your opinion on breasts? 19. have you constructed an aural representation of "the shocker"? is it released? 20. do you play golf? 21. you're stuck in a thought loop and a particular image of billy corgan keeps returning. how do you dance your way out of this one? 22. have you recieved any rude, late-night prank calls from monty hall, your mom, or other disgruntled citizens of winnipeg seeking revenge? 23. what sort of muffin are you? 24. finish this sentence: never load a piano onto a buick because... 25. any parting words of wisdom? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-22 23:06:00 | |
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At 2011-04-25 15:43:24, sud c. [website] scribbled the following:
COOOOL with a "z". |
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