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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 1994-03-30 16:05:14 | |
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| Forp Wint | |
| Oh I see... well I'm not what you think I am. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY? $~!%&"!(£*&$)!"*)$(*"£~@~@~FDDFSLJI£(")F)(*)(jknhjnhjkvncm,josfjijiosdj | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2013-09-01 02:21:46 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-08-26 07:42:20 | |
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| Legend of the Seeker | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2013-08-23 08:34:11 | |
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| I never knew Grover Cleveland had beady eyes | |
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Hot buttered bear claws and chocolate milk. I slit the first class letter and dumped it on the counter, knocked over the milk carton when a thousand-dollar bill fluttered to the floor. Chocolate dribble landed on it. I held the bill beneath the hot water faucet. The ink didn't run. I found a magnifying glass. The red threads where all there, as were the dots along the President's nose. I never knew Grover Cleveland had beady eyes. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-08-23 05:40:28 | |
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| Latest Edward Snowden Press Release | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2013-08-04 03:15:57 | |
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| I am away from the meatloaf. Stylesheet alpha dispenses swift justice amongst lesser beings. Yugo is not just a website it's a website. I correct patterns to defcon 1, align deflector shields to design spec. Expect crint5 exposure henceforth minimal growth patterns except in extreme cases RTQP grows a beard. Mr. Keyboard is lonely because he has such obvious flange lards. Mr. Keyboard thinks qwerty is OK but accepts other configs. Mr. Qwerty is confused that the belief structure he follows conflicts with proved data. Dr. ohshitwtfwasthatnoise says that darkness improves sight in the long term. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2013-08-01 01:50:42 | |
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| 14 buses dead after church crashes boat in florida rampage | |
| 14 buses dead after church crashes boat in florida rampage but the CEO of the new catholic church has a vision to return to core company values of peace, love, and submission combined with targeting the millennial demographic through MUTHCA! FSHCUKIN! TABLET APPS! and other suck malarchy. the president about very somber hoodie but mark zuckerbird patent, racial drama causes spike in mexico drug in league with global telecom duopoly corporate inbreeding zest of caligula muthafuckin worms. how many more buses must die in the catholic church's pursuit of survival as a viable entity? how many boats must crash weddings? most of all, when will stupid news story stop. when qqq | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-07-28 04:11:07 | |
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| squirrels r dumb | |
| Hey squirrel if ur reading this ur not a squid cuz squids are dumb go race into the street and play ur little sqid games iin the trees cuz thats whar u do and leave me alone bro... i dont like snakesu dont have hans annd thats dumb too google it | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2013-07-27 20:59:07 | |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2013-07-26 18:43:21 | |
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| pixeled out mang | |
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im all pixeled out, mang running for oriface with my pixels out, mang whole damn world done seen my pixels'd out, mang chorus pixeled out! pixeled out! pixeled out mang *snare rush* pixeled out! pixeled out! pixeled out mang *snare rush* |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-07-24 03:48:24 | |
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| y wigwam fly fl | |
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donno body bout fro excavated wigwam donno body bout fro excavated wigwam mealionosis synchronotosis, plasticated marmalade, excised cytosis. beagle creek -- don't give me that cheek , son. u gots 2 splot but i got 2 pun. drop moar rhyme sling wat for fun watta dodatta and that's how it 's done |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-07-23 03:41:27 | |
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| drain vs. the drain | |
| electricity is like water and ground is gravity, the drain. current drain. now imagine a drain that branches out and drains into two separate drains. current drains. should the water encounter ~resistance~, a.k.a. "a clog," then the water will back up, and eventually the excess all goes to the alternate branch. should we increase the water pressure (voltage), we can force a greater volume of current through the clogged current drain, but that also means even more water will flow through the unclogged current drain. in our next lesson, we will discuss capacitance (toilet reservoirs). | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-07-22 00:25:45 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-07-19 23:53:28 | |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2013-07-15 03:41:33 | |
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| How do you do | |
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Well... it's come to this: I won't stand for this half rate malarky from the likes of such a prestigious organisation. Some might say standards have slipped but let me tell you standards have not just improved but they have evolved into space faring otters. You think this is a fucking joke? space faring otters you heard me right. You realise how many dams fucked their dams? Wait no is that beavers... no I just did an internet search for wet beavers it's definitely not that. Brrrr, so many brs.... you know how myspace recently modernised their cuntinterface, so no HTML anymore... that's great for the modernised luser but what about teh hax, a thousand million myspace pages ruined. Google decides blink no longer economically viable. Memes now legally have impact font in all countries. Geocities installs mandatory like bars. Riced Out Yugo installs share on G+ buttons. OH GOD, OH JESUS, THE FUTURE... THE TERRIBLE DYSTOPIAN FUTURE... oh wait actually it might be alright. I mean look at all the homos, the blacks... they have rights these days so we're moving forwards. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2013-07-13 03:45:05 | |
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| message ham | |
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message ham is special ham invent by me. ham come via mail order delivery to recipient of special surprise. mystery ham!!
when ham is bake, cook, eat, hidden message revealed inside ham. message predetermined by you. so many possibilities!! impress a boss. propose marriage. impress clients. win friends. with message ham. message ham!! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-07-11 02:22:19 | |
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| rulings | |
| We got a new tobongo weederpipe today. It's not allowed to be nicknamed the Devastator, even though it is fairly devastating. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2013-07-07 05:16:05 | |
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| Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2013-07-04 07:45:23 | |
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