Riced Out Yugo
H A I_R
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-06-14 16:35:00
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Dylan

Dylan is an 11 year old boy. Dylan
enjoys watching the sunset and
walking on the beack. His hobbys are
playing hockey and wonderful
baseball. When he is not playing
hockey or baseball he is playing
video games.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-06-13 06:36:46
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wingman bluescreen
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-06-08 02:44:22
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ARTICLE 4
To see if the Riced Out Yugo will amend Chapter 420 of the Code of the Riced Out Yugo, the Zoning Bylaw, by including a definition of and instituting a temporary moratorium on the use of land or structures for a Medical Marijiana Treatment Center, said moratorium to expire no later than April 20, 2014, or act in any other manner in relation thereto.
(Inserted by the Board of Wat)

DESCRIPTION: This article will impose a temporary moratorium on locating Medical Marijuana Treatment Centers (MMTCs) in the Yugo. The recently adopted regulations of the Internet Department of Dank implementing Chapter 424 of the Acts of 1967, "An Act for the Humanitarian Medical Use Of What Was I Saying Again" allow for "local oversight and regulations, including fee requirements," but do not allow a web site to prohibit MMTCs. The moratorium will provide a defined period of time for the Yugo to clear the wild cannabis plants off the plots of land designated for dispensaries.


And you are directed to serve this Yugo Post not less than fourteen days at least before the time of said meeting, as provided in the Bylaws of the Yugo.

Hereof fail not and make due return of this Yugo Post, with your doings thereon, to the Yugo Clerk, on or before the time of said meeting.

Given under our hands this 2nd day of June 2013.

A true copy, Attest:

Reverent Tedward Q. Porktanker, Chief Secretary of Wat of The Yugo
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-06-02 15:41:01
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moontherufficker
welcome to my motherfucking moon base. this is my motherfucking moon base. it is a series of domes, and tubes, and underground polygons also connected by tubes. some of the tubes cycle through rainbow lighting patterns. here is my moon pool. it is my motherfucking moon pool. you should see how motherfucking flippers work on the motherfucking moon with motherfucking low gravity, fuck
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-05-30 06:37:45
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AND NEXT WEEK WE WILL HAVE A SALAMANDER SHOW
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2013-05-30 04:16:55
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into the meat finder
  • EWOK JESUS IS HERE WITH US NOW IN THE BANANAS
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2013-05-30 04:07:54
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horse
Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2013-05-24 19:20:18
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ROY plots to beat James Cameron
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2013-05-22 16:21:03
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my 14yo schizophrenic nephew wrote this
Sometimes it can be Corrupt the Cutie, where via Pygmalion Plot or Wife Husbandry, the girl in question breaks it by herself. Frequently a part of a character crossing the Despair Event Horizon. Also, this is frequently part of the backstory of the Broken Bird, and instrumental in the Freudian Excuse of a villain who Used to Be a Sweet Kid. Compare Fragile Flower and Wide-Eyed Idealist.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-05-22 04:21:36
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Courtesy of Travis Smalley
Posted by Pet'ctlyptem Xon Yihaa'qti WchwaaXaan @ 2013-05-21 05:34:32
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Unlava
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2013-05-18 05:33:19
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future economy
social media replaces professional sports and professional musicianship as pig trough careers, unskilled workers get replaced by robots, and computer nerds continue to get highly paid. cable tv slows and eventually collapses. 2600 magazine declares bankruptcy after chain stores learn to secure their computer kiosks (i got into the windows desktop on the stop & shop autodeli the other day!). stop and stop autodeli will be fully robotized; delicatessens replaced by huge industrial robots reminiscent of the kiosks used to transform humans into cybermen in dr. who. they will always cut it thin when you ask them to cut it thin, unlike hundreds of thousands of newly-unemployed high school students and 50yo trainables. these people will roam the streets in slack-jawed amazement at images beamed into their skulls by Google Lens, smart contact lenses with wicked intense augmented reality mental clusterfuck. life becomes a giant game. achievements are unlocked. top ten lists suddenly seem important. all it takes is one social media celebrity pizza guy to discount pizza guy wages by $3 because hopes and dreams fill up the slack. people sigh and say: this would work better if google didn't keep all the cash. the fuck do they do with it anyways?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-05-17 09:32:50
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Pan Yard
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2013-05-17 03:52:53
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dream pet
1. Purchase hound; Name hound "Kurzweil"
2. Train hound to sit, stay, and prognosticate.
3. Singularity.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-05-16 22:56:22
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-05-13 16:16:56
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Drug Guru Scales Prison Wall
SAN LUIS OBISO, Calif. (AP) -- Timothy Leary, the former Harvard psychology instructor who became a guru to the nation's drug culture, has escaped from prison.
    The only clue authorities had today was Leary's blue denim inmate clothes, found in a service station rest-room a fre miles away.
    Leary had been at the California Men's Colony 200 miles north of Los Angeles since shortly after being sentenced March 16 to a six-month to 10-year prison term on a marijuana possession conviction.
    He was last seen by prison authorities two hours before a midnight bed check Saturday.
    Authorities said Leary either had a car waiting for him or hitchhiked away after climbing a 10-foot chain-link fence that separates the prison from the outside world. Officials have said they sent Leary to the minimum-security rural men's colony because he seemed unlikely to be violent or try to escape. Though described as a model prisoner, Leary, 49, was refused parole last month.
    His imprisonment was a result of one of many encounters he has had with the law since becoming nationally known as an advocate of marijuana and psychedelic drugs. After being sentenced six months ago, Leary said he had no ill will toward officers enforcing antidrug laws.
    "Two hundred years ago I would have been burned at the stake," he said.
    Leary's wife Rosemary, 35, and his 20-year-old son by an earlier marriage, John, were convited with him. They received six month sentences but have been released.
    The penalty for escaping from a California prison is six months to five years.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-05-13 05:55:22
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crint5#20AB
Screw you yugo, get with the times why don't I have a 20 character limit. I suppose I could thumbs up a post but then that would just defeat the logistical/statistical tabarwacky. Share this on facebook, G+, twitter & postface. Want to be my friend? Let me run this blood test - bad cases of zombie going around these days. Reprogram the outer space in the void whilst creating a new oil painting. Are you happy? ARE YOU? I got 21.8874 reasons and I'm not going to deal with this one. So gas prices are fucking terrible these days man, yeah it's just these corporations, thats how I am I'm just anti multinationals. AntMalt est. 3872 #~ tightbeam [m.3897.28] post to yugo, guarinteed results, russian bride in 18 business days, transfer #~ PAUSE|BREAK
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2013-05-11 23:36:04
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wakeupmorn
>turn the dial 2 ceephax
>roll teh greens into a green paper holder
>friday morning acid
>chillin' on yugo
>put my sunglasses on
>barrel baron in sector 5
>defcon 2
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2013-05-10 16:27:10
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floyd the barber
Floyd teh barber can't eat a god-Danged cheeze cracker without making a mess, but he'll catch a glod-danged lizahd off teh carpeht witout droppin' a singlet hair bro....
Posted by shitbowl @ 2013-05-07 00:02:53
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