Riced Out Yugo
fireplace analysis

you know, fireplaces aren’t that bad, just a little cramped but once you’re in them they’re just fine

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-08-23 01:34:41
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well, yeah
I mean, well yeah, you could go live in the woods, drink pond water and eat leaves but that's illegal in most states... Then you get a fine for illegally camping... Bingo bango you got debt henceforth squid pro crow you got credit now go buy your fone sans 3 managers.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-08-21 00:17:52
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i agree

What we really need are fully open protocols and platforms that can’t be controlled so easily by businesses and governments. Of course, the problem of ensuring people can get these services, like your example of just setting up a new phone plan, is another problem altogether. That is one that will have to be tackled either by legal force, or by developing an entirely new phone network that is somehow decentralised, affordable, and ubiquitous. This will not happen, so ffffuck. Bring back carrier pigeons or something?

Sent from my iPhone

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-08-20 22:05:41
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things have become too goddamn centralized
used to be -- you sign up for a cell phone thing, you get a phone free with the plan. of course, it's not free [it's built into the price], but, still... just a higher monthly fee; works out. fair trade

now, however, you need to go through a credit check. if your credit is shit, you can't get a phone on a plan. if you refuse a credit check, you can't get a phone on a plan. in fact, even if you refuse a credit check, they will still want your driver's license number, address, social security, DNA sample... or, no phone, sorry. unless you fight, argue... and then, ok, i guess we can, ok. after 2-3 managers are summoned. that they could all along but they don't wanna.

then they get hacked and your credit is fucked because all that shit they demanded is fucking christmas for some asshole from russia or nigera who pay a few bitcoin for access to t-mobile getting hacked. verizon will be next; mark my words

welcome to america, where we have the right to our dreams crushed by consumer credit reporting lacking any sort of coherent security whatsoever despite society tying our ability to function to credit score

i've dodged all this so far, but i'm increasingly terrified. i think i might just have to become genuinely paranoid to survive, and that's no fun at all.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-08-20 08:35:36
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With Othernatural Flavour
with theese
  within cheese
    euripides, euripides
      within cheese, eruipides gong
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-08-14 06:26:37
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PIRATE
You are blind, or maybe your computer can't display this image. This is normally the part where i describe it to you -- but honestly, i don't even know where to begin. Just get eyes already.
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-08-12 22:23:30
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A virtual guide to self trepanation
sale on croutons buy 1 get 1 free with Usb data enabled ask the 8 ball for more details cannot be combined with any otter offers does not include nougat .7
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-08-09 16:47:27
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moth man 24/7
365
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-07-30 12:52:29
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a fax bin
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-07-13 16:28:07
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furs for vlad
I decide what entertains YOU! I am a grand member of the extended Neilsen family. So you can just watch those fucking yukon gold marathons or just fuck right off. Sit alone and stare at the fucking wall i don't fucking care. Fuck tour your entertainment. This my job fucker
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-06-25 16:37:38
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adjustable yugorobics
t h i s w o r d i s s e p e r a t e d b y m o r e s p c e s t h a n y o u r w o r d t h i s w o r d i s s e p e r a t e d b y m o r e s p c e s t h a n y o u r w o r d t h i s w o r d i s s e p e r a t e d b y m o r e s p c e s t h a n y o u r w o r d
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-06-11 20:49:16
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advanced portable yugo
Nottobragoanythingbuti'mpostingthisfromaBlackBerry,theofficialphoneofROYandohgodhelptheformattingissoboken,ican'tseeewhati'mtypingandmaybethiswasnotagoodidea.Fuckyouandwherearemyparagraphtags,youask?Fuckyouthatsswhere
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-06-03 22:45:45
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THE ULTIMATE LOGICAL CONCLUSION
above the church, there is this post
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-06-03 15:08:06
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the church
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    //_/
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|^^^^^^^^^^||+|
|  # # #   ||||
 ....    ....".
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below the church, there is
only so much you can do
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2021-05-17 12:22:19
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urgent market lert
DREAM YOY Vented Oven Lid & Advanced 3D Adjustable Sandwich Pusher & 3D Bottom Screen; Netanyahu on Wednesday declared a state of emergency in Lod. The Haystack and HAX radars located in Tyngsboro, Massachusetts collect 600 hrs of orbital debris data per year; It’s unclear if there will be robust PIPE interest in digital media companies. Ether to fresh high.
phace
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-05-13 08:10:05
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the curious case of teal bowling ball in the sinkhole of the furniture district
lewis wants to rescue bowling ball. i kind of do also, but, no, this is seriously dangerous. twice -- twice! i start to venture a little closer, and a luxury automobile whips in, driver deftly straddling giant sinkhole (with teal bowling ball). navigating around teal bowling ball.

but i want it, lewis complains. no, no, i'd be inclined to go for it too, i say, but this is dangerous. people are too psycho here. as if to prove my point, another luxury automobile then whips into our shared consciousness. no, like that strange nickelodeon show with the koala bears, teal bowling ball exists in some one-way nexus protected by hurtling lexus. and also beempfau.

teal bowling ball may still be there. in the dark. waiting for luxury car. neither lewis nor i were able to arrive at any sort of viable theory w/rt how teal bowling ball got there -- much like the forget-me-nots on a very specific section of grass by the road, teal bowling ball is a sport of unexplained origin. at that point i began to declaim the virtues of candlepin, and teal bowling ball was left to brood in its asphalt nest. forever
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-05-08 08:22:56
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fifteen feet per metatarsel
a bargain, i tell ya. you can't finagle a better foot per rate than fifteen, i tell ya (i tell ya) -- and i'd know in my things, because i keep starburst candies in my pocket to warm them up to the proper mastication temperature.... say, would you like one?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-05-07 03:45:58
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answer the damn phone for christ sake
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-05-06 13:55:01
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mode RNA cured my tinnitus
the vaccine cured my tinnitus
and also cats like me more
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2021-05-06 05:05:52
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tinnitus boys are back in town
wat
Posted by shitbowl @ 2021-05-05 16:23:37
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