Riced Out Yugo
water tassles
1. Extract 3 of the Type 4 Tassles
2. Install flouride emitter
3. Sell water company to the chinese
4. Breeding of tassles commences

Tassle breeding cycles should be conducted in complete darkness to maximise absorbtion rates. Do not hassle the tassles, you may hurt their feelings. When the entity signals for you to meet via your transponder promptly travel to the coordinates. Collect the briefcase and rendezvous at alpha bravo.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2019-09-04 21:06:31
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water tanste

I have tansted your water , to my IMMENSE disappointment it gave me dihydrogen monoxide poisinging. This I do not appreciate

i shall contact my lawyer and he shall be ANGER at you, young Man

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 20:45:30
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cooking
Mix 2 cups of water with 2 tablespoons of water. Add more water to taste.

I wish there was a slow cooker version of this recipe. I work long hours and I just don't have the time to invest in this kind of hands-on cooking.
Posted by mouses @ 2019-09-04 17:33:41
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rdorve




















Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2019-09-04 03:37:47
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formal response
i cannot divulge the presence, or non-presence, of SPON, in FUNT. dirischtich-level clearance is required dirichlet. should you elect to provide your own SPON, for FUNT CAKE, it will be permitted, but beware you do so at your own expense. at dawn, a man with shattered eyebrows will pass by your abode and fart absentmindedly. this will be the signal that your clearance level has been accepted, and you may await further inforstorktxions from a trained lemur that will emerge from a nearby tree. her name is susan. don't pet her. she doesn't like it. at that point, the podule susan passes to you will contain the presence, or non-presence -- again, neither of which is admitted -- of SPON for SPON in FUNT for CAKE doES FUNT SPON SPON NATURALLY^H^H^H^H end of transmission
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-04 03:35:39
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requeste

yes please -

i woulnd very much like an funt cake, does it come with a SPON? I simply cannot eat an funt cake without the SPON, for my hands do not adopt the same curvature as SPON does

thank,

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 03:27:07
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DESTINATION: FUNT
operhaps derschnauzer hast gestinken thine trip?

thine trip
  • drug
  • woman
  • funt

FUNT OR BUST

or at least get my shrimp a table so i can eat some dates

not convinced? you should be

FUNT OR BUST

or at least get my shrimp a table so i can eat some dates

you'd better be convinced


FUNT OR BUST

or at least get my shrimp a table so i can eat some dates




(i'm sorry, i just get excited, sometimes. would you care for some funt cake?)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-04 03:17:13
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symmetry child

foetus,
o foetus you are
with your face like a car
how you fly in the void in your mind

embryo
o embryo you turn
with your eyes how you burn
how you know that the world is unkind

don't get back to me babe
o don't get back to me
don't get back to me babe

yea

elliptical child, tell me your ways,
now you grow like the wind and the rainfall
with your mind still so mild, yet your voice in a daze
like one open to all that is truthful

o
how your ways be unfurled
o
how your ways be unfurled …

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 00:44:57
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Who Hairs Wins
do not faze the follicle, follicles must remain unfazed for optimal hilarity
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 00:26:50
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FALSELY NEWSWORTHY

Those claims are completely unfounded and based entirely on speculation. To believe that fandey hanold planksters honsker diddly donker phlet is almost as ridiculous as believing that this claim that the aforementioned claim is incorrect is correct, which, of course, it isn't.

We know this because we are a Big Trustworthy News Source, which means we are trustworthy because we are big and trustworthy. This trustworthiness is what keeps us trustworthy, so you can trust us. Ultimately, though, it is up to you whether you decide to trust us -- though we highly recommend you do, and if you don't, we'll attack you with further verbosity, grammatical complexity, and hitherto unmentioned tripartite sequence.

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-03 23:51:02
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dxm for breakfast
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Posted by mouses @ 2019-09-03 23:30:04
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNONCEMENT
pete peet pete peet peete peet moss Moss moss Moss moshguse moshguse peet peet peet moss moss mossmoss pete mossmosmosmosmossmossmoss peet mossmossmossmossmossmossmoss peet mossmossmossmossmossmossmossmossmoss don't forget to floss
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-03 23:14:56
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Palpable funk
Hippies smell onaccounta organic hemp expands and contracts drastically when washed; you cannot wash that shit. That frock vest will look like a baby's frock vest vest if you wash it. That's why you incense the shit out of it. Listen. I got this Romanian shower curtain, organic hemp, that thang loses a good 6" after a wash then expands past it's prime, then, eventually, settles at a happy medium just in time to stank. And that's why bathroom exhaust fans are so pertainent to Romanian.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-08-28 23:58:51
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Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-08-28 11:53:06
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gangster computer god
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-08-12 01:01:53
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Oh really?!
A fisheye in the see is worth three in the tree you see.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-08-09 16:46:33
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lmao
you just think that because you're using a fisheye lens
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-08-04 16:06:51
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I no rite???
Elephants ain't even real. THE NSA CGI's those shits.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-07-30 20:34:07
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DID YOU KNOW????

we're missing the elephant in the room

the elephant,

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-28 21:00:21
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how dare you
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-07-27 04:25:26
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