Riced Out Yugo
that's some next level shit m8
proposed band name files ~ file I2-IS0-D-NK

Let's start a band named....
Rubber Band Rect

in a grim future when putting a donk on it is not nearly enough, a band sets out to put a donk on a donk.... butt, well, it's still a donk. a donk scaled with the amplitude envelope f(x) = 2*x. similarly, putting two donks on a donk results in a donk that is three times as loud, but still just a donk. so what if we put a donk on a donk, duplicate the processed audio segment, and then put a donk on a donk on top of a donk on a donk? great idea m8, but all you get is a donk four times as loud. finally, it gets deep into the nature of the donk. what makes it a donk? why must we put one on it? why us? why were we chosen? is it due to resonant harmonics coded into our DNA to protect us from some extinct snake that donks? is it due to resonant harmonics coded into the language of music to make us ask questions? eventually, the trajectory of the donk has been traced back to the orgin of life itself, resulting in a trend line. once that is established, it's projected into the future -- to the donk singularity (donkularity?). finally, there is something that is exactly like a donk, but... more. and louder. this band sounds like that.

meet up next weekend? ok.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2016-10-30 02:26:38
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insides effects loop effects loop effects effects the other side
butt many side effects, too

the love handle side is one of the many sides for which there are not only side effects, butt side-effects of the side effects, and this effects one's ability to handle one's ability to handle the many side effects.

the most famous example: dr. louis ck's eureka moment. his love handle sides had side effects: pants became unfittable. the handles went unhandled and the side effects developed side-effects: pants that had become unfittable, again became fittable. he'd eaten his way through to the other side. you can read the article in Science magazine[1]

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2016-10-29 22:05:07
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foghat leghard / watcon four
foghat leghard, formally a figment of my fractured automation, took on synchronicital importantude when i forgot to find it to the finnster over the fone, and the circumspaces for unregottination involved none other than the black jewfish, a shul of which is a foghorn dawn chorus ~ telling the other fish: fuck the fuck off. this is our... cubic zone of ocean water. or is it a sphere? in any case, i've sent the sms now.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2016-09-26 05:57:43
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all the junctions were set, I was on a straight course for easy street. Trouble was this dame wouldn't get off my case, a straight rope salesman(?). I tell you something, and I tell you it good, there aint no picture in this universe that could tell me a thousand words, let alone a dozen. Give me a pickled egg and an afterburner i'll tell you what reality is.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2016-09-23 02:13:44
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girls shirt
special features: never sold out
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2016-09-19 23:07:15
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boys size large
I haven't seen that autechre shirt in forevs. I think Adelle wrote a song about it or something.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2016-09-16 21:22:57
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achievement unlocked: first cawntact
i was frantically scribbling flowcharts, arrows, and using the full neural net capability of my wat matrix to condense my things i'd forget into writable things so i'd not forget them. i'd been distantly aware of the crows for a while.

they were loud. it slowly wore me down over the course of... i dunno, three and a half transcribed things. crows, wow, loud. i was a bit irritated. i am in this empty parking lot at 5am precisely to avoid this sort of nonsense.

right as i am thinking this, a crow sails in and lands on an embankment reasonably close to my failed bubble of isolation.

CAW CAW! ~~ says the crow.

oh, what the hell.

caw CAW! ~~ i return. i can't transcribe that i'm doing a songy caw, and that the first one was lower by a third or so; please imagine this.

the crow is not really bothered. he only goes up to defcawn three: ~~ CAW CAW CAW!

i return fire ~~ caw CAW cawwwww ~~ you know, again, songy. mid HI lowwww with the last one drawn out.

the crow tenses, a bit unnerved. but he gets himself together: ~~ CAW CAW! ~~

i songbird back: ~~ CAW CAWWWaaawa.. ~~ going all wop wop wahuhwahhh on him.

now he's looking at me. god bless crows, though, they are curious birds. big, heavy, with matching brains. they don't fly off because flying is expensive if you're a bird 747. you figure it out a bit more.

CAW! ~~ he caws. at me.

CAWW! ~~ i caw, enthused. like: yes, you got it mate!

his body language said confused already, but now... yes, i think i just made a crow wat. it was unmistakable
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2016-09-08 00:56:58
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Hello Yugo
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2016-08-18 05:46:01
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Experience Life in Mixed Motion
Take the chances nobody else won't. Do the right toggle. Visit January 4th twice a year.

Yugo Labs, for when you need the right quagliquarrrty for your spsproltortottoronbromatontrll.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2016-08-14 05:24:18
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The following is an excerpt from the well-known Yugo Gsollary:

YUGO: Your Underworld Guide Online
SSDD: Single-Sourced Double Duplex
DSDS: Data-Sink Disk Storage
GORT: Gort Ort Rt T
LAMP: Lots'A Messy Plates
ROLD: Remote Office Long Doorway
FJIR: Forward-Junction Infrastructure Rod
BPPT: Bordering Possible Portway Transfers
IILH: Idiomatic Idiom Lowering Highlighter
RLGV: Rotary Lock Gravity Variator
SXEX: Sussex X-ray External Xylophone
NKOG: Neutral Klondike Originator Group
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2016-08-06 23:48:10
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harrsfnord stage II
a rift opens in the plot. star and costar tumble into a scene right out of raiders of the lost arc. blonde drops predictable line about i've had enough vacationing can it stop now please. "we've got to find the beacon," harrison ford growls. "this way." he starts walking. "thatbeaconbettabeupdere" the blond fires off. we find it, we shut it down, we're arrested. this gets off us off this fuckin' island. kapiche? ja. hike up the hill with us. "so where's the beacon? huh?" axioliticnoyzeright? datsone right? right. uhh. yeah. there's no peninsula! who stole the peninsula. this isn't tomidenga. uhhh. no. so there is no bacon we're gonna turnoff no. umm. we could be, uh, further to the south. this could be matinooi. what's on matinooi? uhh. us.

wat. wat? blonde is disbelief.

harrison fnrod has a conniption and begins uprooting jungle shrubbery. he just wants one fing to go rite. just one. goddamn. i'm the captain. i can't go around screaming, "o shit, we're gonna die." it doesn't inspire confidence. blonde reverses tactics and talks harrison ford's balls off of the ledge. i become tired of transcribing this shit.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2016-07-29 11:43:41
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harrison fnord
harrison ford is junting ceapocks in the hungle. look! there are lots of potatoes in the jungle. you won't regret it, he tells this movie's blone. they feast on exotic jungle bird about harrison talks about his very successful jungle business, a better way of adult planes, like flying, house on a beach, you know. livinalifeofdreams of. "pssh." blonde says, "sounds good if you're twelve." i just tuned in, but this movie already gets mad postpoints for sass factor.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2016-07-29 11:34:10
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you never know
you can't be paranoid without being paranoid, you know? because you never know. if you're paranoid. are you?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2016-07-16 04:34:54
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harrison ford runs across the tarmac on painkillers. crowds gawk. he yells. a plane taxis, off in the distance. he demands to know from the man with the plane wands. he demands. the wand man lays it on harrison: it's that one, over there. taxi... ing. harrison ford is out of breath. the scene is over. i change the channel in search of greener pastures and find none.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2016-07-02 11:11:50
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but i was unable to download the multidimensional unicorndawgdue to conscious neural interference. i simply didn't understand enough field algebra, or algebra fields (i imagine them growing like corn). the unicorn was unable to find a neocortical interface of sufficient bandwidth, and was lots. very many. so very. and that's about all i remember
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2016-06-08 14:07:28
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waiting for casino to rsync
it's kyboshing up the works. it's holding up the snow. it's phoning in a gram. it's wrinklin' my foldin' space. it's spacing out my manifolds. it's fiebering my bieber. it's uncloaking my klingon bird of prey. it's distmanteling my MX stockpile. it's disseminating blu ray over wifi. rsync is done. bbl
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2016-06-04 04:58:49
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Jeez this dame was smoke and mirrors right from the getgo. I'll be damned if I let the blues get the best of me, I'd rather fight 10 wise guys in a speakeasy before that mess in my head goes down. Truth is I wasn't drowning at the waterhole just yet, I had a hot lead and I'm not talkin' a new Hollywood doll. Fuck I need a cheat sheet because I never read this stuff.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2016-05-31 23:32:38
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dead ravens
The fan reverberations were clearly a variety of random pitches, always one for at least a half decent answer I went for D# after n minutes. If I had to be tired of no sleep whilst tired at least beam me up to the mothership. I'm sick of this place. Outside a wasteland, noise of bizarre IRC mental health patterns too intersected and layered to decode at this hour. Music not possible on power saving so ASCII and murder mystery show = companion. The diesel generators are running out, I fear the situation is grave as another fuel mission is perilous to say the least. Baud maintain whilst other stations broadcasting. Now I must return, usually to achieve or construct but to merely maintain for this brief pause to think and to lay back in a calm sea. The nightshift fills in the gaps, works from france, US, canada, germany travel through the network into the neural interface, running on slower temporal frameworks nicens the pieces, a small victory against our demons. Autoplay across the network back to my song, the algorithms have us all now. You don't want to look up to
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2016-05-28 04:28:35
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dusty's ca
rumour has it there's an unreleased autechre track hidden in the bowels of xhamster.com's vat collection. I heard from my buddy stan the aphex twein put it there on one of those drunken glasgowian rampages such idm lol .7 artist are known for. U kno hte guy from squarepusher? todd Jemkison? He writes all his music on the back of napkins from various dennys restaraunts. only hthe ones in texas. thats' why hes so good at playing the bass. also acid.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2016-05-13 16:19:18
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0.5 parsex
Some say the tea had been boiled, real slow like. All I knew is the streets were talkin' and with the doll gone I had no leads. Cold hard truth is that there was no truth, hell these lemons were shakin' like william burroughs. Have you been involved in a spaceship accident? Did you know you could claim compensation even if it the incident took place in intergalactic space? The design of the studer fuselage was in phase 2 and the lockout parameters had been identified. A metalurgist report showed signs of metal fatigue in sections 9-57.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2016-05-05 08:00:08
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