Riced Out Yugo
symmetry child

foetus,
o foetus you are
with your face like a car
how you fly in the void in your mind

embryo
o embryo you turn
with your eyes how you burn
how you know that the world is unkind

don't get back to me babe
o don't get back to me
don't get back to me babe

yea

elliptical child, tell me your ways,
now you grow like the wind and the rainfall
with your mind still so mild, yet your voice in a daze
like one open to all that is truthful

o
how your ways be unfurled
o
how your ways be unfurled …

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 00:44:57
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Who Hairs Wins
do not faze the follicle, follicles must remain unfazed for optimal hilarity
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 00:26:50
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FALSELY NEWSWORTHY

Those claims are completely unfounded and based entirely on speculation. To believe that fandey hanold planksters honsker diddly donker phlet is almost as ridiculous as believing that this claim that the aforementioned claim is incorrect is correct, which, of course, it isn't.

We know this because we are a Big Trustworthy News Source, which means we are trustworthy because we are big and trustworthy. This trustworthiness is what keeps us trustworthy, so you can trust us. Ultimately, though, it is up to you whether you decide to trust us -- though we highly recommend you do, and if you don't, we'll attack you with further verbosity, grammatical complexity, and hitherto unmentioned tripartite sequence.

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-03 23:51:02
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dxm for breakfast
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Posted by mouses @ 2019-09-03 23:30:04
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNONCEMENT
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-03 23:14:56
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Palpable funk
Hippies smell onaccounta organic hemp expands and contracts drastically when washed; you cannot wash that shit. That frock vest will look like a baby's frock vest vest if you wash it. That's why you incense the shit out of it. Listen. I got this Romanian shower curtain, organic hemp, that thang loses a good 6" after a wash then expands past it's prime, then, eventually, settles at a happy medium just in time to stank. And that's why bathroom exhaust fans are so pertainent to Romanian.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-08-28 23:58:51
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A list™°
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Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-08-28 11:53:06
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-08-12 01:01:53
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Oh really?!
A fisheye in the see is worth three in the tree you see.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-08-09 16:46:33
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lmao
you just think that because you're using a fisheye lens
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-08-04 16:06:51
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I no rite???
Elephants ain't even real. THE NSA CGI's those shits.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-07-30 20:34:07
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DID YOU KNOW????

we're missing the elephant in the room

the elephant,

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-28 21:00:21
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how dare you
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-07-27 04:25:26
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DID YOU KNOW???
giant ants simply don't fucking work. it's called biomechanics, and it's a subfield of physics.

the most simple way to explain it is this: the reason we cannot build arbitrarily tall buildings is because they would collapse under their own weight. at a certain height, the weight of the overall material overwhelms the ability of the material at the bottom of the building to hold it up. it goes crunch; the building falls down.

so, much as one could not stack more than one or two elephants (precluding a binomial stack of elephants, in which case you could probably get up to four or five layers [however the fuck you managed to get the elephants arranged that way]) without collapse, giant ants are a load of fucking horseshit. calculus has my back, here.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-07-27 03:33:07
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DID YOU KNOW??
if you stacked all the elephants in the world on top of each other, they wouldnt like it
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-19 23:10:16
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U WANT 2 FITE?



no, me neither, thx. have a p̝̫̖̓̊l̵̫͖͇̜̤̞ͦ̕e̡̧̛̞͍̤̠̐̾ͪͅa̗͐̐͂ͤ͂̇̿͢s̘̞̥̠͆͡a͎̖͒̃͢͜n̜͓͚̩͍̫͗ͪ͟͝t̎ͮ̈͆ͯ҉̱͇͓͙̣̳͇ ͑͌̈́ͣͦ͐̅̉̚҉̼̲̩͍̬̠d̛̲̞̦̎͊ͬ̂ͩͣ̅̔̆͘͞ȃ͕̫̥ͯ̃̄ͥ͗̀y̵̮̘͇͊̑̑͑̔͟,̰̩̩͎̩͗̑̏͑̋͡ ̩̬̳̞̪̔ͣ͌̔̆ͭm̴̛̗̲̙͔̓͋͂̊̍͘ơ̡͚̳̥̮͕̏ͧͥͩ́ẗ̘̭̞̟͕͇͍̈́ḧ̵͉͓̱͕̹͇̣̥́̆̈ą̷̻̪̝̗͔͎͊̊ͅf̵̹͇͇͓͈̽ͯ͑͡u̡̧͇̙̦̝̽͗̈́̇c͇͚͖̻̠͌̾̀ͬ͐ͣ̀͟k̻̦͙͇̰̩̐ͭͮ̏̔͜a̛̻̜̦̫͕̝͗̓̂̄̅̎



Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-19 23:01:05
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30ml bottles
if you ever find an unmarked 30ml bottle, totally unlabeled. Just drink the stuff you find, it won't hurt you. It can't hurt you, 30ml is far to small an amount to hurt a human and that's just science and who the fuck are you to argue with science? By and by if you find my cart full of bromazelam in 30ml bottles, I lost it like three days ago in a part of town I'm not familiar with, nor the native language spoken there. Will pay for return.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2019-07-07 02:37:30
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Entry-level fingerboarding
LET'S GRT FUCKING
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Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-07-01 23:55:08
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bullshit motivation

Here's my main thought process right here -- and you better believe it's a thought process -- that we should probably not do that. Not because it's bad, but because it's not; and I don't agree with what I said.

What I said was wrong, and I stand by it. But you can't expect me to just stand here and let me say those things. I've moved forward, and so should you. Let's move forward together.

So here's to a brighter future; here's to a better tomorrow; and to the promise of something deep and meaningful. That we may all be united in our isolation.

Let's not fight, because fighting gets us nowhere. Let's not run, because running gets us nowhere. Let's use faux-intelligent repetition, because that gets us somewhere.

Short sentence, followed by applause.

Thank you.

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-06-28 15:20:40
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typical reaction to riced out candidata
booker beto wat i
booker beto wat ii
booker beto wat roll evil
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-06-27 03:30:04
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