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ZILVATRON THE ALL-POWERFUL HAS BOUGHT OUT ALL OF YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL SHELTERS. YOUR ABANDONED PETS WILL BECOME FOOD FOR ZILVATRON.
ZILVATRON WILL FEED.
ZILVATRON WILL FEED.ZILVATRON WILL FEED.ZILVATRON WILL EAT YOUR ABANDONED PETS. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-04-07 18:23:00 | |
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10-50, pork banana, 10-50!
THE SHERIFF TAKES HIM OUT WITH A FINAL RAM, SENDING HIM SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL is this the end of pork banana? why does pudding come in pods, and could it come in packets? and if it came in packets, what would the TTL be? Sponsored by Ask Jeeves. Don't ask drosophila melanogaster, Ask Jeeves. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-04-07 18:13:00 | |
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That was the most tangent-prone sandwich making escapade I've ever experienced.
Now, making tuna sandwiches is a complex business in and of itself - it's not like most other sandwiches, where you just slap on some mayo and a bit of meat. No, you must mix the tuna and mayo together, in a seperate bowl (not forgetting to mash up the tuna with a fork a bit), and then transfer the contents to bread. This allows you to get the tuna to mayo ratio within acceptable levels. Anyways. I started out to the kitchen, thinking of sandwiches. Everything went well up until I was about to put the mayo in. As I was finishing chopping up the tuna, a significant chunk launched itself out of the bowl, over the edge of the table, and down to the floor. Sighing, I sprayed some Simple Green (or, as it's know to the Japanese: nuclear cleaning fluid) on a paper towel, and swiped the chunks up. I then headed over to the trash can. However, a chunk of tuna fell from the paper towl, and on to the floor. I picked it up by hand to save the trouble of another paper towel, and then went to wash my hands. Then someone knocked on the door. Hastily drying my hands on a nearby t-shirt, I swung over and peered out the peep hole. It was Richard Nixon. Richard Spankin' Nixon. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN... SANDWICH ESCAPADES III |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-04-06 02:00:00 | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-03-29 11:55:00 | |
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| holy shit | |
| ...and if thou turneth the wheel on the buick skylark of justice, thou risketh thy very sanity and soul. so always use dial (tm) brand soap. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-28 23:35:00 | |
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| official note | |
| the state of texas would like to thank you for your contribution to the state biowaste output. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-28 23:25:00 | |
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| Driving by McDonald's today, I saw there was a new banner advertising this month's special. NEW! SIX PIECE BOTULISM NUGGETS! $2.99! | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-03-28 23:07:00 | |
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rest easy with pork automation 9660
pork always FLAP FLAP, like mcbighuge wtf. cheese sprite no fix donkey mama, candy bar no miso soup. guarenteed stir fry. $49.95 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-28 22:43:00 | |
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| Perhaapapps the most conttrotversial PHP is when the default n the n the n the value change in for the PHP dirireirccttctive progrram panacea!53 melarky register_globals went when the programmahax default value from ON to OFF in PHP 4.2.0. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-28 20:35:00 | |
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| radioactive remote | |
| Flaps have been delayed until further notice. Please stay tuned to the Methodical Grape Jelly Network for updates. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-03-27 22:10:00 | |
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| scab's abundant in my nose | |
| I just had a bad itch on my ass that wouldn't be satisfied through my clothes. I scatched my bare ass and then noticed that now my finger smells. I was so shocked that I threw my head towards my desk yelling fu - was interrupted by a hard hit. I now smell and feel like shit. | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-03-26 01:43:00 | |
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the yugo LJ mirror system has been fixed. LJ decided, after months of it not being an issue, that it wanted a confirmed email address. it now has one; bully for it. i sense a sixapart demon.
anyways, we'll be blasting the posts that didn't transfer to LJ over there and backdating them, sometime soon. sponsored by lava lamp |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-25 14:59:00 | |
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Fat Joe's All or Nothing Ratings Failure 1 AM VH1!!!11 Compleat w/ OnStar commercial mcpokey g'bling.
pork pork pork HOORk t3h googleburger. zing, zang; zung. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-25 01:14:00 | |
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pump up the lolume pump up the lolume |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-24 19:21:00 | |
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| BUMPER MADNESS IN 2005! | |
| my child was pornographer of the month at johnsonville elementary | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-03-22 23:17:00 | |
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| captain's log | |
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There's not much out here, it seems.
Oh, there's something approaching... wha- BANK RIGHT THARS TACOS COMIN' IN AHHHAhyadghjksdfjhh --entry ended-- |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-22 23:04:00 | |
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Thanks for signing up, everyone! We know the roster is overfull, but we want to get everyone in here. A lot of students had to repeat the course, last year.
THE FOLLOWING ARE REQUIRED TEXTBOOKS FOR PHY556, ADVANCED PARTICLE PHYSICS. TEXTBOOKS FROM THE PREVIOUS YEAR CANNOT BE USED, AS THE REQUIRED BOOKS LIST HAS CHANGED. PLEASE TAKE NOTE. 1. particle physics renaissance, by the many-chinned edward gibbon 2. dance dance partical physics, by r. simmons 3. is that partical physics in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?, by m. jackson 4. the structure of particle physics revolutions, by thomas kuhn v2.0 5. everything you ever wanted to know about particle physics but were afraid to ask, by r. b. busybody 6. particle physics recipes from thailand, by William Sleator 7. particle physics cuchi cuchi, by charo 8. particle physics and beer, by drew carey 9. 7 habits of highly effective particle physicists, by h. n. kaktus And finally, 10. how to make a fortune in academia through a partnership with the publishing company, by me, prof. w. h. gates. Thank you, and have a good semester! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-21 19:21:00 | |
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| how to google for hax | |
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pork rinds inc. values the policy of FULL HOTPOCKET DISCLOSURE and therefore has released this to the public.
1. khax 2 FIREFOX 2. !bling_bling -> xhibit pimps t3h yu0r fiarf0x 3. install google SALAD BAR 2 hax!!2buggy 4. downlaod t3h cheesew00t !$ @ /usr/bin/pork 5. enjoy |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-20 23:30:00 | |
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bivmalutz to all my little kerschnapples in yugo-land! today i have thrice-buttered my muffin, to the exquisite joy of my taste buds.
the state of the state shall be stated as stately, and i'll state that at this rate, everything, as of next year, will be great. there is, however, debate. pies fly freely, and even owners of software megaliths are not safe to demonstate a splendidly soul-sucking software package of shit. with that image caked in your mind, i ask you to consider the following: are horsies pretty? dwell on that, when you go to the polls. thank you, and good night. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-03-20 03:16:00 | |
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