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YUGO LABS |
| ALSO WIK |
| Academic breakthrough | |
| Thanks to being stoned, I have managed to optimize the very difficult reverse kinematics regarding Pringle consumption with multiple stages. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-02-09 00:18:00 | |
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| The saga continues | |
my carolingian miniscule brings all the scholars to the exhibit |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-19 04:14:00 | |
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| Tonight's News | |
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In tonight's news, Mick Jagger of the rolling stones was arrested for picking shrubbery at a public buddhist monastary. During a press meeting, the growd casped when the spokesmonk said, "A rolling stone gathers no moss."
In other news, a lady who thought she was a superhero turned a hose on a local farm's disposal of pig bodies for unknown reasons. The farmers referred to her as a known menace that had struck before and been christened, "buffy the ham-pyre slayer." Now, sports. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-19 01:18:00 | |
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| Funt k hi | |
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meloogi
Luuucy, you have some spai- make you an offer you can't ref- vista, baby. I CALL THAT MENTAL CHANNEL SURFING! Now you try. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-14 15:50:00 | |
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| Sigh | |
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Has the 8-ball ever told you "don't count on it"?
That's what it told me. It was one of those days, where even the ol' 8-ball couldn't quell my annoyance of the other commuters smooshed around me. I owned a fucking Superheromobile, but here I was, taking the T like a schmuck, because it was in the shop. At least my iPod could drown out the sounds of the elderly being smacked around by bumps. An inscrutably irritating, yet somehow dulling time later, I disembarked at Porkhat 28's closest T stop. A mere three hours later, we had made it up the nearby hill, and were carefully camoflaged in the equipment on a playground. Cupcake man would not be free any longer! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-14 15:36:00 | |
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| COMMERCIAL BREAK | |
| A special episode of Smallville, on ABC Family! JeffK h4x0rZ Smallville, and Clark struggles to contend with his sk1llZ. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-14 01:14:00 | |
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| pod sanctum | |
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copper le whopper tribbe quibble.
Melungal fungal tribblywah wib wibble. Hulio julio tamborine ointment we're just calling to confirm your appointment. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-13 03:46:00 | |
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| rosenpoptart and guildenstrudle | |
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE DOOM AND ALL THROUGH THE COTTAGE MUNITIONS WERE STOCKPILED WITH TAZERS OF HIGH WATTAGE praise euler |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-12 18:22:00 | |
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| Bork-morf | |
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"MIBBLE FRAM!" said Captain Bob. For he was prone to say such things.
"?SYNTAX ERROR, READY" replied the ship's computer. "You were never a very good conversationalist." Captain Bob replied. "PRESS PLAY ON TAPE" replied the ship's computer. Captain Bob sighed, and started the ship's self-destruct sequence. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-01-07 05:31:00 | |
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| Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2004-12-31 04:05:00 | |
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| MORE PSOT SPAMMA!!q | |
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we're upgrading the internal yugo system, and hence a bunch of (mostly filler) test posts.
to give this post content, I recommend chocolate mousse |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-12-24 21:16:00 | |
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| Borf Norg | |
| YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, MR. YUGO | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-12-24 21:50:00 | |
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| Biviqux deluxe | |
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BAD NAMES FOR CHILDREN:
- Fruicy Juit - Pood n' Glenty - Captain Poultry - GIGANTOR 3000 - Pope John Paul II |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-12-24 21:29:30 | |
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| HOLY SMOKES !!! | |
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| Posted by kitty @ 2004-12-18 05:33:14 | |
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| the new i am | |
| THC: CALIFORNIA PERFORMANCE TRANSMISSION | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-12-17 01:41:31 | |
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| Wimbleawumwham | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-12-10 05:10:18 | |
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| Anthilliory precursor to Zamboni manufacture | |
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Mcfamble fim was a quatry-qim off of the border of Norfolk.
McFamble fim, on a whim, decided to help all the poor folk. McFamble fim travelled the land, and many a pie did see But McFamble fim was just a quatry-qim off of the border of Norfolk. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-12-10 05:06:19 | |
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| Pie | |
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Now, Frank was not the sort of guy that one would want to ask this sort of question. With his steely gaze and silver hair, his icy affect seemed to scream, "How ya doin'?"
When you got his attention, he would look at you, and you knew he could snap you like a twig, but in reality he was really bored with the situation and bore no one any ill will whatsoever - but, don't fucking piss him off, thank you very much. So when fuckle walked up to him and said, "HAVE YOU SEXED A DOG RECENTLY?", you knew something interesting was going to happen. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-12-02 01:11:04 | |
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| AAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAHHHHquxionovich | |
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ATTENTION MY TRANSYLWIBBIAN FIPMOFFS
PORK RIND IS NOW DISCOUNT HALF OFF GUARANTEED 50% PORK RIND HALF OFF now bust out your mandolin and sing |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-12-01 19:47:26 | |
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| AT LEAST | |
WHAM BAM THANK YOU QUEBEC |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2004-12-01 04:01:07 | |
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