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Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-06 01:44:00
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phrase to your mother
what, exactly, is the lure of buicks? is it their quaint craftsmanship? is it the built-in prune dispenser, making them so attractive to elderly drivers? is it the fact that they red-line at 20 miles an hour? nay, it is their taste. at one point, fuckle told me, "i ate a buick once." this was my beginning into what would be a quest that would consume three years of my life: the quest to discover the ultimate vintage of buick. buick lesabres have a thick, dry taste, but i prefer my automobiles a little more sweet and full-bodied. my quest ended when i had my first mouthful of buick lacrosse. it was rich and full bodied, and, more stunningly, reasonably priced. if you would like to learn more about the culture of buick tasting, please watch for my upcoming book, "oh shit! that's some good buick."
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-05 18:54:00
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pancakes whacked out on pancakes
tangentially, the barcelona of meridian did doth thunder and lightning, scaring livestock and household pets alike. one cat composed a chart-topping single in response, another merely licked himself. why do animals do that? millions of scientific funding has gone into the problem (including one experiment where scientists licked animals, for which the responsible institute later apologized), but no results have been forthcoming. the fourth coming of christ has also not been forthcoming. for the coming of christ is haphazard at best - his old buick station wagon is prone to mechanical problems, and, well, turning water into wine won't fucking help you there.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-05 18:34:00
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whacked out on pancakes
tangentially, the meridan of barcelona rains cheesy poofs thrice per fortnight. recent changes in the planet's climate due to pollution, global warming, solar flares, and goats, however, have caused the frequency of cheesy poof rain to increase dramaticly. while this is seemingly minor in the grand scheme of things, it has actually caused a ripple effect, devastating cheesy poof sales, which has, in turn, caused the price of artifical cheese to plummet, which has, in turn, caused many artificial cheese farmers to turn up in unemployment lines. said a farmer waiting in line: "only one man can save us now: janet reno."
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-05 18:27:00
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lentheian wat
all hail the river euphrades, and its spectacular bevy of hot dog dispenseries. you've probably never given them much thought; nay, you've probably never given them any thought. but they must be considered, along with other great questions in life. questions such as: What exactly is easy cheese? Are hedgehogs the solution to the upcoming energy crisis? Why are HTML unordered lists so awesome? How does one pronounce "rutabaga," if asked to do so under extreme emotional duress? How many times does Shakespeare use the word "the" in Hamlet? How many times does Shakespeare use the word "Hamlet" in Hamlet? Did Shakespeare pick his nose? Would Shakespeare pick George W. Bush's nose? wat? Where's the beef? Unfortunately, the point of the daily 9-5 grind seems to be to stop one from walking around in the world, and thinking. To stop people from considering the important questions in life, to stop people from figuring out what really matters, and to stop people from picking their nose. Or Shakespeare's nose.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-05 12:03:00
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l0l d0ngz
Sexual Fetish. Banana covered in strawberry with mixed in dex powder. Ever had a swedish blonde, are there swedish blondes? Two sexy reads for you: (one more thing, speed walking doesn't fucking work! but it's cool to see the ass bounce.) Girl A Boy A
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-02 20:59:00
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stup;id etypos
thar oance wass a lyittle trebuchetyt. its' naem wads mlevin. melvun wAs to smal 2 hurpl ~~cocjks~~ ropcks ovtr teh qwall. sow maelvin gort a male-orddar catalogeue, & ordedered extanshunions. tHen malvaiN@ wps tal!l1 he huartled trpocks ovr w/ g4raet fg:Lee.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-02 11:37:00
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gleetsneech
kroog: - peking duck ... .... ..... ...... .. (OMG SURPRISING TWIST) brain contents (list still in progress): pituitary gland substantia nigra amygdala ford explorer wernicke's area broca's piano bar medulla uncle ted cerebellum chutzpah patio furniture Also included: 3t6 pts. wat, e.g. w.a.t., &c. &c.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-02 11:13:00
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TASCAM
PLEASE REFERENCE THE FOLLOWING TECHNICAL DEFINITIONS IN YOUR SPECIFICATIONS: The Tascam US-428 is the big version of the Tascam US-224. The Tascam US-224 is the little version of the Tascam US-428. The Tascam US-428 is the big version of the Tascam US-224. The Tascam US-224 is the little version of the Tascam US-428. The Tascam US-428 is the big version of the Tascam US-224. The Tascam US-224 is the little version of the Tascam US-428. The Tascam US-428 is the big version of the Tascam US-224. The Tascam US-224 is the little version of the Tascam US-428. Soup is best served hot. Forks are not invisible.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-02 10:47:00
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alpha nerd datalog; unix timestamp 1122904525
As the rain thundered down on the darkened panes of my window, I came to the realization that I was far too intoxicated to effectively make use of the modulus operator. But it is no matter. Soon, I will have constructed a loop that will make the world spin backwards!!1 muahahaa~!!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-01 11:04:00
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farm fresh partisan bickering
*FARM FRESH 2,5-DIMETHOXY-4-(i)-PROPYLTHIOAMPHETAMINE* your mom your dog your potato your self-worth sux 2 b u wat wat support your local politician; buy products only from companies that lobby for his time. support your local church; mow down any non-believers with your Lexus RX300. support your local government; detonate your humble abode to make room for a sports club. support your non-local troops, because who the hell doesn't? support your local elderly; drive them to canada to buy their meds. support your local police officer; who else would make sure you get traffic tickets? support your local baker; they don't make enough dough. support your local programmer; donate doritos.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-08-01 08:36:00
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life is tasty
Anticipation is the greatest pleasure.
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-08-01 00:41:00
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riced out yugo brings you the facts
After his last physical, Mr. Bush said he wanted to lose weight because he had eaten too many doughnuts during the campaign. His body fat is 15.79 percent, down from 18.25 in December.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-31 18:02:00
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not thinking
when i make my brain not think, it tries to think anyways.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-30 19:54:00
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thinking
when i make my brain think, it thinks.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-30 19:52:00
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movement
when i make my leg move, it moves.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-30 14:31:00
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VIVA la ReVoLuTioN!
ATTENTION All useages of the word "plants" shall be replaced by the word "planets". Akk actual plants will be uprooted, and replaced with planets, once we find ones small enough or work out a hell of a lot of physics. SUPPORT PLANETS INSTEAD OF PLANTS
Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2005-07-30 11:25:00
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New virus alert
A new virus was recently discovered by Yugo Labs Inc, and has been termed AOL.IRC.Backdoor.Qbasic.SNAX@MM.Gen.Worm. It is written in compiled QBasic and comes in several incarnations. It's payload is to determine what kind of porn you have on your drive and replace it with material you will find offensive. The four variants currently in the wild are AOL.IRC.Backdoor.Qbasic.SNAX@MM.Gen.Worm.AA This variant replaces all straight porn files with gay porn and vice versa. AOL.IRC.Backdoor.Qbasic.SNAX@MM.Gen.Worm.ZZ This variant replaces all furry porn files with pictures of Cisco routing equipment. AOL.IRC.Backdoor.Qbasic.SNAX@MM.Gen.Worm.Wat This variant replaces all pictures of your mother with ones of cakedrink's mother. AOL.IRC.Backdoor.DDoS.W97M.Qbasic.SNAX@MM.Gen.Worm.NO_U This variant sets fire to your computer remotely.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-07-29 18:01:00
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registry of motor wat
eat more dirigibles. they help with the digestion. now, like a tandem moogliothorpe, exhale silver glint loaves sideways. you can't do that in horizontal mode!! in other news, team a defeated team b in the x-treme delorian derby. they will face up with team c tomorrow. in other news, chef a beat chef b in the iron chef competition, and was shortly arrested for assault with a deadly weapon (a wok). in other news, country a kicked country b's ass on the battlefield, today. hacked by new england telephone company. in other news, celebrity a is rumored to be speinding time in hacked by new england telephone company fiji with current fling celehacked by new england telephone companybrity b. hacked by new england telephone company. hacked by new england telephone company. hacked by new england telephone company. hacked by new england telephone company. hacked by new england telephone company.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-29 17:15:00
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HOORAY

Posted by Sparky Delilah @ 2005-07-28 13:32:00
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