Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
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example of wat
A typical wat consists of the following buildings:
  • chedi - usually conical or bell-shaped buildings, often containing relics of other conical or bell-shaped buildings;
  • viharn or wihaan (from Sanskrit: vihara) - a party and prayer room complete with pinball;
  • mondhop - the library (though nothing NC-17);
  • sala (from Portuguese for "hall") - a pavilion from which the gibson is hacked;
  • bot - the most holy snax room, also called the "MMM hall" as it is where new snaxmonks take their vows. Architecturally it is similar to the viharn; the main differences are the eight cacti placed around the bot to ward off evil. The bot is usually more decorated than the viharn. Snaxmonks tend to giggle when talking about the bot in the wat.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-28 11:35:00
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wat bicentennial
On July 28, 1805, our founding fathers wrote WAT into the constitution. Ben Franklin was a big supporter of WAT, but James Madison had mad hax up his sleeve.

Can Franklin enWAT the to-be United States, or will Madison put the kybosh on it? Find out next week in

THE REAL FOUNDERS

The world's first reality TV show involving the US founding fathers.

Be sure to stay tuned for American Idle afterwards!!!1

Sponsored by soulless company, inc. Haxed by advertising.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-28 08:19:00
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Hacked by Roland MC-4
Mr. & Mrs. Watfink:

You are hereby invited to x-treme butane cube IV, held at madison square garden, on sunday, sunday, sunday, to witness the matrimony of STEEL and MUD!!111

Please dress formally.

There will be an open bar.

We promised aphex twin a dutch wheelbarrel full of marijuana if he came and played, but we haven't heard back from him, yet.

See you there!

Sincerely,
O. NO & U. DI'INT productions, inc.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-27 20:56:00
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indo shag amsterdam blend
I have noticed something. Old jazz, pop, rock music, I am saying back to like the 30's 40's before the doors, etc..


With a scene involving impending WAT!


(replace WAT with doom)


A doughnut shop robbery with the black guy without a gun on top (boogie nights)..


Well anyway, I'd love to have that job putting music to movies, visuals. The auditory sensations involved in a sort of music induced mind trip. While you're sober no less.


The fine selection in requiem for a dream was wonderful as well. Made especially for the movie, sometimes music made for it goes better. Other times a classic song made for people passing the bong goes better (such as in fear and loathing) or perhaps in blow with the rolling stone's cocaine eyes. Fucking bliss.








I bet a job like that allows for frequent reality improving mind enhancing substances.
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-07-26 22:50:00
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A realization.
I could have stopped the inversion funt, but that would mean I would have to leave my shoes.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2005-07-26 11:09:00
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follow me
search google for cakedrink and click the first link displayed, lol dongz.
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-07-26 11:06:00
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riced out wat
pwnt by w. m. watts

  • riced out wat
  • riced out y
  • no ur riced out
  • pwnt by metric flotillae.
furthermore:
  1. wat
  2. y
  3. stfu
  4. o sn4p
which forces us to conclude:
  • a rapper that combines the virtues of p. diddy and richard simmons will be an international success.
however, critics have suggested:
  1. wat teh fux?!?
We, however, think he should be named g. diddy.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-25 18:00:00
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SUNDAY SERMON
THE LORD DID NOT GIVE US CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER SO YOU COULD PUT IT ON YOUR ENGLISH MUFFINS

THE LORD GAVE US CHUNKY PEANUT BETTER SO YOU CAN PRAISE THE WAT

AND THE WAT GIVETH THE CHUNKY, THE CHUNKYWUNKY, THE PEANUT BUTTER-WATER. WAT

AND U DO NOT TARNISH THE WAT, THE WHICH, THE HAX

wat
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-24 22:41:00
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Oh god my pricke
Hi! Today, your replacement chart wizard Mr The Plague shows up with a STUNNING representation of the state of the bunion. Please brace yourselves.



MASTER CONTROL: END OF LINE

Also, keep in mind that each Type-R sticker you add to your Gentoo machine adds 150 kilobits per second IDE transfer rate, if you re-emerge world with USE="stickers".
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-07-24 22:35:00
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The planet was haxed

So, there I was. Watching a movie. It starred Angelina Jolie's Tits. THere was a gibson in it, and bacon too. At least I think it was bacon they were cooking topless at the house party.

And here, we have guest commentary from Shaniqua: Urmom is spelled c-h-r-o-n-a-z-i.

[root@gibson] # _

Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-07-24 18:11:00
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daily briefing
should phase clamp of operation delorian fail, the mobile dirigible donut unit will be deployed.

should the mobile dirigible donut unit dunk into the ocean due to enemy fire, we will brew some coffee and head out to investigate.

officer fred here will be manning the radio. he's been administered 35mg of slow-release aderal, so we should be set.

this should be the biggest drug bust of the year. remember, say no to drugs!!1

acid is available for anyone that wants it, and pepperoni pizza will be provided by matter transmogrification to your location at that time, at lunch hour. please hit the delay button if you are under fire, and wish a delay in lunch transmogrification. pressing it once will institute a 30 second delay, after which it must be pressed again, for another 30 seconds.

i know this is a pain, we've had lunch transmogrified in the middle of gunfights due to cadets forgetting to duck for a second and delay lunch. we're working to modify the system, and hope to have it done soon.

it's captain thompson's birthday! he is 127 years old. please wish him a happy birthday.

we have pesto sauce in the fridge.

hax the planet.

squirt ketchup on top of the planet.

because antarctica is a little colorless.

hacked by cthulhu
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-23 22:57:00
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IMPORTANT POLL
THERE IS NATIONAL CENSUS DATA WE NEED TO COLLECT!!!1
plz 2 fill out the following:

CLIK HIR
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-23 19:47:00
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POST 500
wat wat wat wat

wat wat wat wat wat wut :O ~~SNAX

welcome to yugo post 500. please enjoy your stay. our hospitality rooms are stocked with the latest technology and the tastiest morsels for your education & edification.

now say WAT

(Audience sez: WAT?)

here are your keys. room 420. hack the planet, kthx.



Thanks for coming to yugo post 500 afterparty there's a cake in that room over there help yourself it's chocolate
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-23 00:04:00
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the chart wizard has analyzed the supply curve to bring you this

microsoft excel: healing lives, families, and communities
Posted by fuckle @ 2005-07-22 23:36:00
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Hello
---banana-sublime--

"Hello this is tech support how may we help you today."

"Yes hello I just bought my computer from you guys 2 weeks ago, I finally got it set up and already have a problem."

"Oh? What's type of problem are you having"

"Well my footpedal doesn't work."

"Footpedal, you mean mouse. You use that with your hand"

"Oh okay thank you so much."

---end----
Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-07-22 12:41:00
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Your Math Question
The matrix has u. It is a matix of dimensions 2 by 20721. Find the determinant and invert the matix, for great justice.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-07-22 10:56:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-22 08:34:00
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House Majority Whip Roy Blunt
House Majority Whip Roy Blunt
House Majority Whip Roy Blunt
House Majority Whip Roy Blunt
House Majority Chain Roy Blunt
House Majority Chain Smoker Roy Blunt
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-21 21:32:00
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evening hax list, vol 325.2:22.42,2,2@ww.2 ver. 2.205
the following virus has just been discovered in the wild:

  • qbasic.hax.u
qbasic.hax.u totally r00ts your win xp box, and displays the following messages:
  • hacked by QBASIC GORILLAS.BAS
  • hacked by QBASIC NIBBLES.BAS
  • hacked by QBASIC MONEY.BAS
any questions, email guy l. steele at widgetry dot bogart dot wat dot edu.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-21 18:23:00
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Nice thought for America
This is RTQP, asking you to turn that frown upside-down.

And while you're at it, turn your buttcrack sideways.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-21 15:12:00
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