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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-08 13:20:00 | |
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| re: re: hyperbola hyperbole | |
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tilde, apostrophe, percent, datum, user satisfaction, moustache, bogon, six-pack, stapler, my, my, my, swingline, stapler, colon, potato, dub, metric, education, K-12, beef bullion, elves, inertia, pudding, lampshades, burritos, pamela anderson, and i could see the squirrels, and they were merry, hats, yugos, nuns, forever and undending doom
this completes today's yugo keyword spam. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-07 22:35:00 | |
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| SNAXTERRA | |
| Upon discussion of High-Level Enterprise Solutions with Mr. the Plague, I realized that the Action-Measure of my Resource Utilization Department is not fully deployed. Measures to be taken: ¤ Break Beer Bottles ¤ Memorize bird names in multiple languages ¤ Herb Jr. Peace Fellowship Program LTD. ¤ Catfish portals ¤ QUIESCENT PLASMA (High-gain solvents) ¤ Monthly givaways! ¤ Wilford Brimley ¤ Finally, use a bit more riboflavin Then the orgasms began... | |
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2005-11-06 16:49:00 | |
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| hohohoh | |
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use this in your message board travels, my friends
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-05 01:55:00 | |
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| tissues flapping in the breeze: a soliloquy | |
| to consume, or not to consume? that is the question. whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of post-burrito gas, or to SET SAIL FOR ADVENTURE, and get chinese takeout? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-04 14:19:00 | |
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| adage updated | |
| they always say, the proof is in the pudding, and that seems to hold, here. unfortunately, the pudding vat is ten thousand cubic feet, fifteen feet high, and thixiotropic. we'll need scuba gear. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-03 20:10:00 | |
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| i sing a sonata of pork | |
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ACT I - EXPOSITION:
forsythe: what is an ungry? and why is it wizardish? these sort of questions plagued middle-age scholars, as they attempted to transmute lead into gold in order to buy a ferraris to satisfy their mid-life crises. forsythe: and, after all, who wouldn't want to satsify oneself with a ferrari? melodic interlude: tissues flapping in the breeze ACT II - CONFLICT: forsythe: ham glazed, double fries attendedant 1: $4.13 plz forsythe: alas! the slings and arrows of capitalism squeeze my noble belt! must a man choose between ferrari satisfaction and double fries? attendedant 1: want me to cancel that double fries? forsythe: yes, please. ACT III - commercials: eat wonderham!!11 wonderham, tasty. you like wonderham. $14.99. available at safeway. wonderham, tasty, available at safeway. wonderham, obey wonderham. wonderham eat your household pets. wonder, ham, $14.99, tasty, safeway, eat household pets. ACT IV - CLIMAX: forsythe: woe, alas! craig t. nelson has stolen my heard-earned ferrari satisfaction! craig t. nelson: muahaha!!!1 i eat cigarette butts for $5 apiece forsythe: curse you, craig t. nelson! may lord and god ronald mcdonald give you diarrhea at a socially crippling moment! Epilogue: everyone died |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-01 13:17:00 | |
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| six plus 8 | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-10-31 08:46:00 | |
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| britney spears bra catastrophe | |
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- quthbert milton's patented raving suit - carl winslow patented freakout - amazon.com patented patent - dominos pizza on the grassy knoll with a rifle delivery and a lawsuit for afterwards |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-31 00:11:00 | |
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| Enterprise-level hacksnax | |
| Kerberized sugar for single-signon snacking! Enterprise-level snacking with a synergistic effect! Improve the security of your saccharine-ability! H. A. T. Systems provides a new super-fructosified infrastructre level product in high-demand provenability. Also, it's the only one on the market with high-intensity laser interfacing! Solve the Matix in 1.5 movies instead of 3 by advanced calculus and Matix manipulation—Get the identity matrix and calculate the discriminant with the improved algorithm! | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-10-28 23:23:00 | |
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| fun interactive web game | |
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WHERE AM I POINTING? YOU DECIDE! SCROLL YOUR BROWSER TO TRY! |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-26 01:11:00 | |
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| public service announcements | |
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hey kids, why take drugs, when you can have a
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-26 01:08:00 | |
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| fro yugo jiggly giggly | |
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wattt
one (1) mercury butterfly two (2) iron ham plates two (2) british battle chestnuts three (3) jewish angle brackets three (3) sweedish parking meters three (3) robin finck hair disasters and a hat for afterwards |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-26 01:06:00 | |
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| hahahha | |
| lol cat nip and cats = entertainment while trippin on shrooms | |
| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-10-25 09:37:00 | |
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| GUNGG | |
| > > _____________ < < ____________________ > > ______________________ 12 =|:-) :f 22 fffff ! | |
| Posted by kitty @ 2005-10-25 00:20:00 | |
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| ston-ed | |
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I recently fucked a married woman. It was pure bliss to say the least. We both ingested shrooms, and large amounts of thc. |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-10-24 20:36:00 | |
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| hatlog | |
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RTQP: haxtheplague Mr. The Plague: hi RTQP: HIES RTQP: hat? Mr. The Plague: hat hat RTQP: don't mean to hat your hat, but HAT Mr. The Plague: rampant hattery RTQP: hattery abouue: hands! muf! mu! mufffffiQP: don'tnue: r?lague: hi RTQP: HIES o hat o hat o haue: hands! muf! mu! mufffffiQP: don'tnue: r?lague: hi t at ue: hands! muf! mu! mufffffiQP: don'tnue: r?lague: hi hat ue: hands! muf! mu! mufffffiQP: don'tnue: r?lague: hi sdfsdfsd |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-24 19:45:00 | |
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| fuckchop of yore | |
| tent reznor and cabin vrenna invented nine inch nails while chilling on the couch one saturday, they were watching reading rainbow. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-24 19:39:00 | |
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| I HAVE ENTITLED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY POSTS | |
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I think you should keep it. Otherwise you might not have the abliity to communicate with your close circle of friends late at night when you need to communicate with someone of them. And for all the people back on earth, all the lost time per night to cricket chirp ratio indicating the tepmerpature of the core past midnight resolved the curse of . Can't set values to beta in horizontal mode (you will be expected to give rise to dom!)inatrix. Snacubus. You have left voicemail to the entire company. Have a nice day. In other news: When did I get a face in the cieling spackle in my room? I don't remember seeing it before |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-10-24 02:34:00 | |
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| piggly wiggly trading card #217 | |
fantastic! |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2005-10-24 00:43:00 | |
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