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| Posted by fuckle @ 2005-10-20 20:15:00 | |
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| textual jockzpip | |
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que bustas pork glib newandu ffofofof.
porlk -> robert frost? - hacked by ben jonson - hacked by lord byron - hacked by percy shelly (but percy shelly hacked by boat) - hacked by william blake - hacked by william wordsworth potato chops!!1 aisle 3. broccoli delight? aisle 7. sprocket mixture? ceiling. epoxy pizza? aise 34. ham paste? aisle 27. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-20 13:46:00 | |
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| words to live by | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2005-10-17 11:39:00 | |
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| ICE CREAM!!!!1 | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2005-10-16 19:18:00 | |
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| high-powered luncheon meeting | |
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[14:24] RTQP: are you breaking through glass ceilings and thinking outside of the box? [14:25] fuckle: and I am prepared to push the envelope in order to allow the deployment of enterprise-grade synergy [14:26] RTQP: we need increased synergy among managers and sub managers, in order to compete in business to business weed sales [14:27] fuckle: don't forget to add a dash of teamwork and leverage diversity [14:27] RTQP: now everyone do a teambuilding exercise and have a group hug |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-16 13:26:00 | |
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| lampshade explosion | |
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word up my home slice
we were out gettin' some kentucky fried glass, when the bowling alley called on my cell phone, and said we owed them three dollars. well, gas was three quandrants to the sector, then, due to rationing, and so we didn't want to drive over there. in those days, we didn't have anything to transfer money. the money was all gold pieces with pictures of king richard d. james, who was a nice chap that liked to molest synthesizers. peace out |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-16 01:50:00 | |
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| Happy Halloween | |
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Q: What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? A: You don't need to beg your girlfriend to blow your paycheck. |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-10-14 11:43:00 | |
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| +++ATH0 | |
| +++ATH0&F1&B1&D2&H1&I0&K1&M4S7=60DT911 | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-10-11 18:37:00 | |
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| robin finck hair disaster | |
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two (2) slices toast three (3) sausages three (3) scrambled eggs three (3) slices bacon one (1) glass orange juice and a mint for afterwards |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-07 01:12:00 | |
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| Hey, your hearing isn't so good. You ought to take off your glasses. | |
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I'm in this mood because of wood chips. I'm in a mood for total mac and cheese The Big I haz u, in a very matix like fashion. I wonder where he's been all day and last night. I never saw him after I left. We are now approaching pork sunrise. And, for all the people back on Mars, the crew of yugo 8 have a message that we would like to send to you. The pope created the lasers and the earth; and, for all the people back on Mars, and, for all the people, and for all the people, and, for all the people... The potato becomes me, I wear this cookbook well HTML is a bizzare conglomerate of sedimentary and igneous tags and EBCDIC art ekrpat |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2005-10-05 19:38:00 | |
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| STORYTIEM | |
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It is STORYTIEM with RTQP!!1
one time i was hungry, so i picked up the phone and used the PUBLICLY SWITCHED TELEPHONE NETWORK to call LIL' JON and order CRUNK PIZZA. CRUNK PIZZA is tasty! but then the spout on the brita pitcher froze shut, and when i tried to pour WATERS!!1 it attempted to water my pants. my pants do not need to be watered! and then DIGITAL CABLE brought me NON-SATELLITE ENTERTAINMENT. i was partyin' with carson daly. carson daly is dry clean only! and then bea arthur said, "let there be cupcakes for all!" the end |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-05 12:16:00 | |
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| i don't like your fucking semantics! | |
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Heap at VM Abort: Heap def new generation total 576K, used 543K [0x1f870000, 0x1f910000, 0x1ffd0000) eden space 512K, 93% used [0x1f870000, 0x1f8e7d40, 0x1f8f0000) from space 64K, 100% used [0x1f8f0000, 0x1f900000, 0x1f900000) to space 64K, 0% used [0x1f900000, 0x1f900000, 0x1f910000) tenured generation total 2500K, used 1624K [0x1ffd0000, 0x20241000, 0x25870000) the space 2500K, 64% used [0x1ffd0000, 0x20166338, 0x20166400, 0x20241000) compacting perm gen total 4864K, used 4804K [0x25870000, 0x25d30000, 0x29870000) the space 4864K, 98% used [0x25870000, 0x25d212d8, 0x25d21400, 0x25d30000) |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-10-05 10:59:00 | |
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| chutzpah | |
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chutzpah is a funny word. it's like an outboard motor.
chutzpahpahpahpah |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-04 23:12:00 | |
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| you and your potatos | |
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hey you!! yes, you. i know you've been growing potatos. and you know how it goes with potatos:
one potato... two potato... FEDERALISM and we can't be having federalism around here. o shit son |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-04 23:08:00 | |
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| keep my feet in the sky | |
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I was speaking to a friend . .. ...online nothing goes here this line is meaningless, read on "very much so" is a good thing Of course....... if you said "so very much" it has more impact such as compared to the first arrangement of these three words lost thought somehow. what three words do you see? |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-10-04 11:33:00 | |
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| a song i would want frank sinatra to sing, if he weren't dead | |
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day old pizza nice to meet ya sorry to bid you adieu but i must eat you |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-03 12:31:00 | |
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| burrito lease agreement | |
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please sign the below burrito lease agreement.
upon signing the burrito lease, you will recieve a burrito pointer, pointing to your burrito in memory contact /dev/dsp for chiseled abs |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-02 21:20:00 | |
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| poEM 52 | |
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glazed ham sailing in the sky pork flies tonight |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-10-02 19:07:00 | |
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| lsdxm bunny trails | |
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2ci before 2ce except after 2cc they do not like it when you evade the leaves are falling now bouncing is not allowed here except between 3:17 and 4:19 am do beanies really make you warm or just induce fevers? |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2005-10-02 09:12:00 | |
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| reach out and touch someone | |
brought to you by sodium thiosulfate |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2005-09-30 00:43:00 | |
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