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| two-time loserdom vs. the idiosyncracy of virtual fence anchors, baby | |
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pie!!! mince!!~~ potato~! illegal??~? pork equivalence?
elf fantasy, pork reality? police babies anchor the state, nay??!?! hamz. do u canoe? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-26 03:53:00 | |
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| !!!!~~~-..bling | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-25 03:41:00 | |
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| !!!!~~~`--..bling | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-25 03:40:00 | |
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| hellfire (tm) brand malarkey inducers | |
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choosy moms and/or dads choose hellfire (tm) brand malarkey inducers for sparkier cable descrambling. uses only natural digital caulk. available in mint and chartreuse
order now only $15.99 per parsec, also availble in n-litre versions |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-20 21:03:00 | |
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| HOLY SHIT ROBBY GET AWAY FROM IT! ITS GONNA BLOW! | |
| I asked the man at the bodega if I could buy Jesus. He got very angry with yelling involved at a factor +10. I hastily made my escape with a 16 ounce glass bottle of Pepsi Christ and a dimebag. Its was time to head back to Robby's house and get the Bon Jovi record back from him... | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-03-16 16:13:00 | |
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| THIS PAGE CAUSES CANCER | |
| zero-point energy storage is whereby you use the uncertain mathematics of scaling fonts from 128 to 0 points. It can be shown that state in a quantum 'turing machine' can be controlled by certain systems of equations derived from the font-scaling problem, or 'zero points. It is in this way that we can fit terabytes of data in a cubic centimeter sold by Adobe and requiring their reader to unpack. Anyone can make a type-3, but only Adobe can publish type-1 fonts. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-03-16 04:29:00 | |
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| Hotelliers you lisenen? | |
| finding password utility, very chewy and milky. Crisper sheets and wider fi than the OTHER hotels. Sluts in the hallway that will sucky sucky would be good too. And in-room bongs. HELLO GRAND PRAIRIE TEXAS! I'M LOOKING IN YOUR CHEWY GODDAMN BELOW-STREET-LEVEL DIRECTION! | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-03-13 13:45:00 | |
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We here at Yugoed out Rice would like to be extremely sorry for the server downtime over the past few days. We got our connection back by using RFC-1337 IP over IP Over TCP over Yugo protocol
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-13 12:59:00 | |||||||
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| news flash | |
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today, blog party presidential candidate horward dean announced that he has chosen his running mate - crispian mills, frontman of the psychedelic rock outfit shula kaker. mills will attend all press conferences with a guitar, amp, and proceed to get funky whenever there's something that needs to be said. he will release his own statements in song form, and back dean up otherwise.
white house press secretary scott mcclellan had no immediate reponse available, save looking like a deer in the headlights for a good 15 seconds. --AP News |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-27 22:50:00 | |
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| surfin' on the nougat, u:? | |
| hatsmith regular suboperation, notch 27 earl fig 21 nougat 20 | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-22 23:05:00 | |
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| plankton commentary for that dude on the internet thing | |
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plankton appeared in the lower Miocene, in order to give those prissy molluscs (see upper Pliocene) something to wig out about (hint: what would be MOLLUSC ACNE?). originating in the southwest basin of the sahara, they quickly developed advanced communications networks and won a series of international football competitions. from there they branched out into the communications industry. they remain a power to this day, and are a founding partner in Verizon, inc. once secure (but still busy) in the communications industry, they launched into the music industry, contracting Max Martin to a string of commercially successful pop tunes (britney spears, avril lavigne). rumor has it they are also now involved in american politics (hint: REAGAN WAS THE BETA PROGRAM)
upper Pliocene mandy mollusc and the cellphone squad get funky |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-20 18:35:00 | |
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| Absolutely mind boggling. | |
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Set to a massive bass beat with whirring buttons and muco-poly-saccharides. Scroll at 500 miles per hour. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Perfect timing. Perfect timing. Perfect timing. Perfect timing. Perfect timing. For Change. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Finish by replacing all fuses with ones rated 10 watts extra. The wiring will catch fire and you will lose everything you saved up till that point. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-02-19 13:31:00 | |
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| boysenberry fatigue | |
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zipping my energy bring down my weight zipping my lean muscle mass bring down my body fat bring down my wrinkles and sags revitalizes my hair and nail growth refresh my memory, mood and mental energy sleep soundly and awake rested help "me" getting rid of stress, fatigue and depression |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-18 03:18:00 | |
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| re: re: sir | |
| He may say that he "often feels like a cake that is getting baked by the universe", but the 26-year-old Australian musician is about as serene as it is possible to be without help from a bottle of Night Nurse. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-13 23:48:00 | |
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| homie be crimpin' my clamp | |
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+ Mallards == :O QED, MUTHAFUCKA |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-13 22:59:00 | |
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| electro-juicer | |
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- certified mallard crisis - uncertified plumbing crisis - squirrelllll yabba |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-13 18:43:00 | |
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| sacre blootz | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-12 01:09:00 | |
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| The earth is standing still | |
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Tracing execution of function A(n^x), A being the Ackermann Function, N being a real, and X being the least-real value of A(x^n) where the external velocity increases and the hull temperature approaches LaTeX. The Core check simulation remained disengaged throughout the backdraft. D.B., Felis Concolor $4. BIOMODULES OFF !! !! !! Systolic pressure remains at a constant over the graph of this function. We spotted the ocean, crossed the green line, machinated the thinking satisfaction, touched and pushed the endless skies and came so... .close..... |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-02-11 02:59:00 | |
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| OUT | |
530 set Modulate 95 Channel open .. .. .. .. 530 set Audio set Range 11 Init Signal on Audio on . Wait 35 Audio decrease 15 Signal off End |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-02-11 02:21:00 | |
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| Wat Weekly 00:00:01 | |
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Did You ever wonder what the hell Wat is anyhow? No, I don't know either, but I can think of some great things it possibly COULD be!
Nu wat is disinguished from neo-wat, wat generalica, wat^2 and KrautWat by the absense of classic four-on-the-floor synth rhythms. Often replaced by distrorted synth guitar and complicated drum machine complicees. Nu-wat isn't generally accepted by the masses, for it has fallen out of popularity with the current generation of frauentines and club goers. Choosing for a laid back version of wat generalica called WATensive. WATensive is characterized by melodic beats, crunchy, almost folkish synths and employing several 'real life' or 'old generation' instruments such as the bass guitar, acoustic guitar or marimbas. Giving WATensive a very unique feel when played through headphones, as several stereo seperation gimmicks are often used. Centered almost completly in Germany, KrautWat is high powered, fully sampled and visceral experiences. Not for the faint of heart, many KrautWat works exceed 270 bpm, with intense and complex timing, often in 16:8, or 9:16. Sprung from the Neo-wat subsection, KrautWat rejects most of the synthpop/rock stylings and opting to engage the listener in deep, rich audio landscapes that assault the ears with no relenting. Much like a german blitzkrieg in World War 2. Wat Generalica is the closest thing to 'real Wat' in today's scene. Centered around neo-watsters who spend their time in garages with 1980's Casio keyboards, TRS-80's and analouge recording equipment. Producing a very 'rough' sounding proto-synth, almost psychedelic in it's presentation. Electric guitar is often employed to give depth and realism, often times with several distortion/processing methods used to give it a very unique sound. Wat Generalica artists often put out somewhere around 250-300 recordings every year, oftentimes limited edition runs (>30 copies, hand numbered) on cassette tape, 1/4'' reel-to-reel and vinyl records to keep with the aestetic appeal of the analouge pre-time. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-02-10 00:13:00 | |
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