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| the role of image processing in impressionistic art under VAX/VMS | |
| a group of scientists at mit has succussfully programmed a VAX running the VMS operating system to gereate paintints in the vein of van gogh - and they are actually passable. using an advanced, 16-bit color-matched process, thousands of gerbils and hairpin fragments painstakingly assemlbLALBLLALel bSDUNIX IS HIRRRRRRRRRR!R bgsg wumpufSTGsdg you are likelt tyWSo newB eatwen nwubyfadlfl $SYSY#&Y you have been eaten by a grue | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-07 21:30:00 | |
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| 78 degrees | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2006-02-06 14:09:00 | |
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| norwegian lager synthesizers | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-05 22:44:00 | |
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| Doctor Online | |
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And the black deer told me... don't be afraid. From the distance I could see a huge holographic Ronald McDonald walking between the grain(?) elevators and trees. Oh, If I had the money I'd have them make one of those of me. And I'd send myself to stalk the landscape and scare everybody. See, I got this sort of field behind me because...because I've got spikes. Because I go between the zones even when I'm not supposed to. Because I'm a suspicious person report. And it's time to go shopping. I felt she meant it both literally and ironically, and so I was poised between love and fear. But it was in this way that I came to be aware of the tower and came to see the micro waves and was able to see the base of things which was out of alignment. And this is when I first knew that everything was wrong. The previous was brought to you by mr. the plague networks, ethanol, and picking at himself until he felt pure. I was pulled to the floor like a long time friend, after they banged my head on the wall as a means to an end. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-02-05 04:08:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo brings home the beatz | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-04 22:00:00 | |
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| the hottest action | |
the hottest action is happening in
THE TERRIBLE AWESOME RICED OUT YUGO FORUM MACHINERYwon't you come join us?you will regret it for the rest of your life, if you don't. well, okay, maybe you won't, but you'll still feel bad for a while. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-04 21:40:00 | |
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| THEY CALL ME MISTAH WIGGLES | |
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ham kablam !! ham kablam !! o, o, o, ham kablam !! rambus ram . o, o, o, rambus ram, hambus cram !! o, o, o, han solo hans 'o' lo !! in summary, wat |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-04 20:44:00 | |
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| the terrible sekret of febreeze revealed | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-03 00:47:00 | |
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| more fun with network television | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-02-01 22:42:00 | |
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| dude, that thing is totally still alive | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-29 01:59:00 | |
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| wookie connector IEEE 1266 standard | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-29 01:53:00 | |
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| the cheesesteak factor | |
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as the producer who brought you grandma kicking it funky-fresh regarding her geritol, it is my excitement to announce that i have produced the follow up to the smash-hit "hamster dance" techno album. i tried not to go with the existing formula, but rather to push the envelope. i took a page from the dust brothers, trying to create textured collage of chipmunk voices, though a little more uplifSDFGHJSKHGG CHESTNUT GROTTO
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-29 01:50:00 | |
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| techno implies franetic yugo posting activity | |
| there once was an INSIGHTFUL BLATT named ELVISH FIGFINK GLUEZ MACARTHUR, or EFGM for short. this dude was serious marmelade, man. like, ultra-jam magnitude. pardon my wavelengh, but he was transcendentistry 2.0 compliant - word to your business to business unit, my friend and CEO | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-29 01:46:00 | |
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| Operation C.H.E.E.S.E.S.T.I.C.K. | |
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+00.00.00 Event Log Started
+00.01.25 Subject designated [Snack X-Ray] removed from primary cyro unit +00.02.07 Subject is debagged and trayed. +00.02.45 Boxed samples are returned to cryo unit.(Note: Telemetry shows primary cyro unit remained locked down for the remainder of incident) +00.03.12 Toaster oven #1 [Mass production prototype X03] is powered up. +00.04.45 Test plug is removed. +00.05.06 Control room audio feed records following exchange between Col. Roget and Dr. Windrow: W:...unsure of the affects the conditions of the Toaster will have on cheese that is untested... R: Nonsense, this test has been delayed long enough. Proceed as soon as you get the green light. W: Then I can not be held responsible for the safety of the sample. We've worked to hard... R: We worked so we'd have something to test. Proceed. +00.06.45 Toaster oven reaches core temp of 475 degrees and holds. Telmetry reports slight breadcrumb discrepancy; Dr. Roget lab notes indicate that it was well within the limits established in earlier tests. +00.08.05 Entry plug is inserted, timer is set at 10 minutes or intill well browned. +00.15.32 Entry plug attendant signals that he has heard "A wicked pop" from within the entry plug. +00.15.57 Rapid drop in cheese pressure sensor #2 seems to indicate a loss of mozzarella integrity. +00.16.01 Order is given from control room to pop the entry lug, power down the toaster and secure subject. +00.16.37 Sensors indicate loss of containment. +00.16.59 Loss of medical telemetry from entry plug attendant. +00.17.12 All floor cameras fail, deleting image cache. (One partial image was later recovered. See attached Fig.1) +00.17.39 Control room breached. +00.18.02 Loss of medical telemetry from Dr. Windrow +00.18.13 Loss of medical telemetry from Col. Roget +00.20.42 Project officaly ends when HQ activates failsafe. +00.25.00 NORAD reports PINNACLE: NUCFLASH alert for Army base known as "Area Kitchen" |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-01-27 21:34:00 | |
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| green tea | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2006-01-27 09:49:00 | |
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| STERLING NESBITT | ||
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-26 03:57:00 | ||
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| crunk-matrix.biz | |
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watup u losin ur mind??1/31//? o noe u noe u n 4 trbl |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-25 22:07:00 | |
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| this is your captain speaking | |
| this post will be written eventually, please check back regularly for developments | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-24 23:17:00 | |
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| acro.r.obat1c meme-m.issle #1721.72b | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-24 23:01:00 | |
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| Processor lineage | |
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research assistance provided by SOH#2361.
8088 - we liek 8 8086 - we're not so hot on 8 any more 80186 - above the chicken 80286 - twice, above the chicken (16 ISA compatable) 80386sx - now with increased bits 80386dx - now with cop rocessor 80486 - can actually run windows Pentium - management realizes people can't remember numbers, assumes FDIV error is okay Pentium Pro: management decides Intel needs to appear more marketable to professionals, because they all use Suns and SGIs at this point due to their abilities to actually calculate correctly Pentium II: management changes their mind about people not remembering numbers Pentium III: the revenge Pentium IV: we should have stopped at III Pentium Xeon: Brought to you by the international conspiracy of aliens from Andromeda and Rambus (tm) (r) (patent no. 21516161) Pentium M: management realizes individual letters exist Pentium ____: now in macs |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-22 20:34:00 | |
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