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here is a conversation i listened to my roommate have on his cellular telephone, as he was kind enough to leave the door open.
uhhhhhh yeah yeah uhhh, no unh, i- no yeah i am not sure what the other person said. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-30 16:55:00 | |
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| sparkling sprockets, sporkman | |
| new HYDRO-BERYLIUM DOMICILE CLEANSER (tm). apply liberally to wiping unit of choice, and wish habitation byproducts bon voyage! don't let grue mastication happen to you. buy today. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-29 16:35:00 | |
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| Post 800 | |
| Has anyone figured out what this web site is for? If so, please let us know. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-29 00:25:00 | |
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| ham | |
i am but a
ham technician,may i take your order? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-29 00:24:00 | |
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| owls come in wise, fuzzy, and metallic models | |
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are you down for some mallardry tonight? that feta clamp lost its butane flair? are you aware that richard nixon preferred peanut butter sandwiches over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
if you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you are a candidate for owl relocation surgery. i personally guarantee the results will be a hoot. --hootur z. heffer, owner, nature's own dynamic mallard wizardry |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-29 00:22:00 | |
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| aphex ambient selects (tm) | |
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fresh from richard's kitchen synths to yours!!
buy now. only $31.47 per quintette. remember our motto - quintette sounds crisper than quintet, and sextet would just take peoples' minds off of music. aphex ambient selects are manufactured by Acid Rephlux Foodz, inc. a wholly owned subsidiary of the society of brothers of the richard d. james memorial tank society |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-28 01:44:00 | |
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| alert: missing hat | |
MISSING HATREWARD FOR SAFE RETURN:1 HATSLIGHTLY USED |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-03-27 22:03:00 | |
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| songs of the day old pizza, vol. II | |
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Midnight peppers Shitty tippers Punmen and brainiacs all will feature on the pizza dough and i can't do nothin' 'bout that, no, no But if you eat what's mine I'll sure as hell retaliate you can free the world you can free my mind just as long as my pizza's safe from harm tonight (repeat) |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-27 00:07:00 | |
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| songs of the day old pizza, vol. I | |
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day old pizza nice to meet ya i'm sorry to deplete ya but i'm gonna have to eat ya day old pizza nice to greet ya sorry to bid you adieu but i must eat you |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-27 00:06:00 | |
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| nob blowvac | |
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i am conservative and i put nails in my underwear i am conservative and i put nails in my underwear i am conservative and i put nails in my underwear i am conservative and i put nails in my underwear i am conservative and i put cia secrets in my underwear i am conservative and i would like to show you my cia secrets |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-26 21:57:00 | |
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| two-time loserdom vs. the idiosyncracy of virtual fence anchors, baby | |
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pie!!! mince!!~~ potato~! illegal??~? pork equivalence?
elf fantasy, pork reality? police babies anchor the state, nay??!?! hamz. do u canoe? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-26 03:53:00 | |
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| !!!!~~~-..bling | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-25 03:41:00 | |
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| !!!!~~~`--..bling | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-25 03:40:00 | |
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| hellfire (tm) brand malarkey inducers | |
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choosy moms and/or dads choose hellfire (tm) brand malarkey inducers for sparkier cable descrambling. uses only natural digital caulk. available in mint and chartreuse
order now only $15.99 per parsec, also availble in n-litre versions |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-20 21:03:00 | |
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| HOLY SHIT ROBBY GET AWAY FROM IT! ITS GONNA BLOW! | |
| I asked the man at the bodega if I could buy Jesus. He got very angry with yelling involved at a factor +10. I hastily made my escape with a 16 ounce glass bottle of Pepsi Christ and a dimebag. Its was time to head back to Robby's house and get the Bon Jovi record back from him... | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-03-16 16:13:00 | |
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| THIS PAGE CAUSES CANCER | |
| zero-point energy storage is whereby you use the uncertain mathematics of scaling fonts from 128 to 0 points. It can be shown that state in a quantum 'turing machine' can be controlled by certain systems of equations derived from the font-scaling problem, or 'zero points. It is in this way that we can fit terabytes of data in a cubic centimeter sold by Adobe and requiring their reader to unpack. Anyone can make a type-3, but only Adobe can publish type-1 fonts. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-03-16 04:29:00 | |
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| Hotelliers you lisenen? | |
| finding password utility, very chewy and milky. Crisper sheets and wider fi than the OTHER hotels. Sluts in the hallway that will sucky sucky would be good too. And in-room bongs. HELLO GRAND PRAIRIE TEXAS! I'M LOOKING IN YOUR CHEWY GODDAMN BELOW-STREET-LEVEL DIRECTION! | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-03-13 13:45:00 | |
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| WE ARE BACK | |||||||
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We here at Yugoed out Rice would like to be extremely sorry for the server downtime over the past few days. We got our connection back by using RFC-1337 IP over IP Over TCP over Yugo protocol
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-13 12:59:00 | |||||||
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| news flash | |
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today, blog party presidential candidate horward dean announced that he has chosen his running mate - crispian mills, frontman of the psychedelic rock outfit shula kaker. mills will attend all press conferences with a guitar, amp, and proceed to get funky whenever there's something that needs to be said. he will release his own statements in song form, and back dean up otherwise.
white house press secretary scott mcclellan had no immediate reponse available, save looking like a deer in the headlights for a good 15 seconds. --AP News |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-27 22:50:00 | |
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| surfin' on the nougat, u:? | |
| hatsmith regular suboperation, notch 27 earl fig 21 nougat 20 | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-22 23:05:00 | |
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