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| plankton commentary for that dude on the internet thing | |
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plankton appeared in the lower Miocene, in order to give those prissy molluscs (see upper Pliocene) something to wig out about (hint: what would be MOLLUSC ACNE?). originating in the southwest basin of the sahara, they quickly developed advanced communications networks and won a series of international football competitions. from there they branched out into the communications industry. they remain a power to this day, and are a founding partner in Verizon, inc. once secure (but still busy) in the communications industry, they launched into the music industry, contracting Max Martin to a string of commercially successful pop tunes (britney spears, avril lavigne). rumor has it they are also now involved in american politics (hint: REAGAN WAS THE BETA PROGRAM)
upper Pliocene mandy mollusc and the cellphone squad get funky |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-20 18:35:00 | |
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| Absolutely mind boggling. | |
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Set to a massive bass beat with whirring buttons and muco-poly-saccharides. Scroll at 500 miles per hour. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Perfect timing. Perfect timing. Perfect timing. Perfect timing. Perfect timing. For Change. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Absolutely mind boggling. Finish by replacing all fuses with ones rated 10 watts extra. The wiring will catch fire and you will lose everything you saved up till that point. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-02-19 13:31:00 | |
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| boysenberry fatigue | |
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zipping my energy bring down my weight zipping my lean muscle mass bring down my body fat bring down my wrinkles and sags revitalizes my hair and nail growth refresh my memory, mood and mental energy sleep soundly and awake rested help "me" getting rid of stress, fatigue and depression |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-18 03:18:00 | |
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| re: re: sir | |
| He may say that he "often feels like a cake that is getting baked by the universe", but the 26-year-old Australian musician is about as serene as it is possible to be without help from a bottle of Night Nurse. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-13 23:48:00 | |
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| homie be crimpin' my clamp | |
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+ Mallards == :O QED, MUTHAFUCKA |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-13 22:59:00 | |
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| electro-juicer | |
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- certified mallard crisis - uncertified plumbing crisis - squirrelllll yabba |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-13 18:43:00 | |
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| sacre blootz | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-12 01:09:00 | |
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| The earth is standing still | |
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Tracing execution of function A(n^x), A being the Ackermann Function, N being a real, and X being the least-real value of A(x^n) where the external velocity increases and the hull temperature approaches LaTeX. The Core check simulation remained disengaged throughout the backdraft. D.B., Felis Concolor $4. BIOMODULES OFF !! !! !! Systolic pressure remains at a constant over the graph of this function. We spotted the ocean, crossed the green line, machinated the thinking satisfaction, touched and pushed the endless skies and came so... .close..... |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-02-11 02:59:00 | |
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530 set Modulate 95 Channel open .. .. .. .. 530 set Audio set Range 11 Init Signal on Audio on . Wait 35 Audio decrease 15 Signal off End |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-02-11 02:21:00 | |
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| Wat Weekly 00:00:01 | |
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Did You ever wonder what the hell Wat is anyhow? No, I don't know either, but I can think of some great things it possibly COULD be!
Nu wat is disinguished from neo-wat, wat generalica, wat^2 and KrautWat by the absense of classic four-on-the-floor synth rhythms. Often replaced by distrorted synth guitar and complicated drum machine complicees. Nu-wat isn't generally accepted by the masses, for it has fallen out of popularity with the current generation of frauentines and club goers. Choosing for a laid back version of wat generalica called WATensive. WATensive is characterized by melodic beats, crunchy, almost folkish synths and employing several 'real life' or 'old generation' instruments such as the bass guitar, acoustic guitar or marimbas. Giving WATensive a very unique feel when played through headphones, as several stereo seperation gimmicks are often used. Centered almost completly in Germany, KrautWat is high powered, fully sampled and visceral experiences. Not for the faint of heart, many KrautWat works exceed 270 bpm, with intense and complex timing, often in 16:8, or 9:16. Sprung from the Neo-wat subsection, KrautWat rejects most of the synthpop/rock stylings and opting to engage the listener in deep, rich audio landscapes that assault the ears with no relenting. Much like a german blitzkrieg in World War 2. Wat Generalica is the closest thing to 'real Wat' in today's scene. Centered around neo-watsters who spend their time in garages with 1980's Casio keyboards, TRS-80's and analouge recording equipment. Producing a very 'rough' sounding proto-synth, almost psychedelic in it's presentation. Electric guitar is often employed to give depth and realism, often times with several distortion/processing methods used to give it a very unique sound. Wat Generalica artists often put out somewhere around 250-300 recordings every year, oftentimes limited edition runs (>30 copies, hand numbered) on cassette tape, 1/4'' reel-to-reel and vinyl records to keep with the aestetic appeal of the analouge pre-time. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-02-10 00:13:00 | |
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| the role of image processing in impressionistic art under VAX/VMS | |
| a group of scientists at mit has succussfully programmed a VAX running the VMS operating system to gereate paintints in the vein of van gogh - and they are actually passable. using an advanced, 16-bit color-matched process, thousands of gerbils and hairpin fragments painstakingly assemlbLALBLLALel bSDUNIX IS HIRRRRRRRRRR!R bgsg wumpufSTGsdg you are likelt tyWSo newB eatwen nwubyfadlfl $SYSY#&Y you have been eaten by a grue | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-07 21:30:00 | |
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| Posted by cakedrink the nefarious @ 2006-02-06 14:09:00 | |
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| norwegian lager synthesizers | |
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- we apologize, the irony board has rejected your dry cleaning ticket, despite your steaming oratory and pressing need
- we apologize, the nougat infrastructure is currently unavailable. please pay 25 cents a minute to continue using the internet - we apologize, the apology system is nougat 3000, increasing your quality of life |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-05 22:44:00 | |
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| Doctor Online | |
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And the black deer told me... don't be afraid. From the distance I could see a huge holographic Ronald McDonald walking between the grain(?) elevators and trees. Oh, If I had the money I'd have them make one of those of me. And I'd send myself to stalk the landscape and scare everybody. See, I got this sort of field behind me because...because I've got spikes. Because I go between the zones even when I'm not supposed to. Because I'm a suspicious person report. And it's time to go shopping. I felt she meant it both literally and ironically, and so I was poised between love and fear. But it was in this way that I came to be aware of the tower and came to see the micro waves and was able to see the base of things which was out of alignment. And this is when I first knew that everything was wrong. The previous was brought to you by mr. the plague networks, ethanol, and picking at himself until he felt pure. I was pulled to the floor like a long time friend, after they banged my head on the wall as a means to an end. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-02-05 04:08:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo brings home the beatz | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-04 22:00:00 | |
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| the hottest action | |
the hottest action is happening in
THE TERRIBLE AWESOME RICED OUT YUGO FORUM MACHINERYwon't you come join us?you will regret it for the rest of your life, if you don't. well, okay, maybe you won't, but you'll still feel bad for a while. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-04 21:40:00 | |
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| THEY CALL ME MISTAH WIGGLES | |
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ham kablam !! ham kablam !! o, o, o, ham kablam !! rambus ram . o, o, o, rambus ram, hambus cram !! o, o, o, han solo hans 'o' lo !! in summary, wat |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-04 20:44:00 | |
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| the terrible sekret of febreeze revealed | |
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sponsored by sony music:
plz 2 buy: Neal Stephenson and the Zodiac Experience - Libary Card Payload and now back to our show o no u di'int o no u di'int o no u di'int o no u di'int o no u di'int o no u di'int o no u di'int o no u di'iiiiinnnntttttttt |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-02-03 00:47:00 | |
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| more fun with network television | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-02-01 22:42:00 | |
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| dude, that thing is totally still alive | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-01-29 01:59:00 | |
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