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please study the following interview transcript.
j. random politican: "...well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is..." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." j. random politican: "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." j. random politican: "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." j. random politican: "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." j. random politican: "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." j. random politican: "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "We'll be right back after this commercial." j. random politican: "...well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." j. random politican: "...well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." j. random politican: "...well, that depends on what the definition of 'is' is." yugo o'clock news: "Well, that depends on what the defintion of 'defintion' is." Thanks that's all the time we have for today |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-06 01:42:00 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-04-05 01:00:00 | |
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| WAT WEEKLY 00:00:02 | |
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HEY MISTER YOU LEFT YOUR HAT! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-04-04 20:12:00 | |
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| inverted hats, theorems and contradictions | |
| Hats is good. Listen buddy, do not question it. Also gene simmons, I haev ur hat. Please see me in the back to reclaim it, a ferral blunt-smoking monkey had it. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-04-04 18:18:00 | |
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| full-on hatting position | |
| certain chaps and/or madams have been inquiring regarding inquries about a lost hat. riced out yugo would like to officially not state its lack of connection with ricedoutyugo.com. were riced out yugo to exist, it would have nothing to do with hat recovery services. we would, however, hope all hats of all parties are found, and all dastardly hat thieves are brought to justice. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-04 17:38:00 | |
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| ACH, NEIN! | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-04-04 14:02:00 | |
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I have decided that this business of shoefitting is for the snacks. Please cancel my subscription to Yugoslavian Online effective yesterday. I will sign up tomorrow, but please give me a retrograde cancellation, otherwise I will not sign up. It is imperative that I speak with a customer service representative immediately. Please don't stop stopping the service I haven't signed up for yet on my lack of an account. Enter the matrix through that door there.
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-04-04 02:47:00 | ||
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| windowlicker chord structure analysis | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-04 02:44:00 | |
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Does your establishment furnish products and/or services? Can these products and/or services be purchased or leased in exchange for money or other goods? Then you need:
Drink on the job! Assault the janitorial staff! Sexually harass your co-workers! Anything goes when you're protected by BARRACUDA NETWORKS. |
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| Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E @ 2006-04-02 00:35:00 | |
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| cheetopia | |
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in the land of malfastic gruefunk, stan had only just begun. the natives were not taking to his presence well, and he had resorted to getting funky.
"fie, fie!!" yelled a local pork butt farmer. "DONNO BODY UNH!#~" cried stan. don't mess with disco stan. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-04-01 20:58:00 | |
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| spying!! | |
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here is a conversation i listened to my roommate have on his cellular telephone, as he was kind enough to leave the door open.
uhhhhhh yeah yeah uhhh, no unh, i- no yeah i am not sure what the other person said. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-30 16:55:00 | |
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| sparkling sprockets, sporkman | |
| new HYDRO-BERYLIUM DOMICILE CLEANSER (tm). apply liberally to wiping unit of choice, and wish habitation byproducts bon voyage! don't let grue mastication happen to you. buy today. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-29 16:35:00 | |
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| Post 800 | |
| Has anyone figured out what this web site is for? If so, please let us know. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-29 00:25:00 | |
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| ham | |
i am but a
ham technician,may i take your order? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-29 00:24:00 | |
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| owls come in wise, fuzzy, and metallic models | |
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are you down for some mallardry tonight? that feta clamp lost its butane flair? are you aware that richard nixon preferred peanut butter sandwiches over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
if you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you are a candidate for owl relocation surgery. i personally guarantee the results will be a hoot. --hootur z. heffer, owner, nature's own dynamic mallard wizardry |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-29 00:22:00 | |
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| aphex ambient selects (tm) | |
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fresh from richard's kitchen synths to yours!!
buy now. only $31.47 per quintette. remember our motto - quintette sounds crisper than quintet, and sextet would just take peoples' minds off of music. aphex ambient selects are manufactured by Acid Rephlux Foodz, inc. a wholly owned subsidiary of the society of brothers of the richard d. james memorial tank society |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-28 01:44:00 | |
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| alert: missing hat | |
MISSING HATREWARD FOR SAFE RETURN:1 HATSLIGHTLY USED |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-03-27 22:03:00 | |
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| songs of the day old pizza, vol. II | |
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Midnight peppers Shitty tippers Punmen and brainiacs all will feature on the pizza dough and i can't do nothin' 'bout that, no, no But if you eat what's mine I'll sure as hell retaliate you can free the world you can free my mind just as long as my pizza's safe from harm tonight (repeat) |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-27 00:07:00 | |
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| songs of the day old pizza, vol. I | |
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day old pizza nice to meet ya i'm sorry to deplete ya but i'm gonna have to eat ya day old pizza nice to greet ya sorry to bid you adieu but i must eat you |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-27 00:06:00 | |
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| nob blowvac | |
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i am conservative and i put nails in my underwear i am conservative and i put nails in my underwear i am conservative and i put nails in my underwear i am conservative and i put nails in my underwear i am conservative and i put cia secrets in my underwear i am conservative and i would like to show you my cia secrets |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-26 21:57:00 | |
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