Riced Out Yugo
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-13 01:13:00
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Ch. 13 of Aeronautical Design Textbook: Failed Innovations in blimp design
Chapter 13 - Failed Innovations in Blimp Design

For various reasons, ideas that seem fantastic on the drawing board, often do not work out in real life. We provide you here with a number of examples, in the hopes that you acquire a sense of what can go wrong, and which ideas will not fly.

  • Balloon-mounted rocket cannon
    If it had succeeded, it would have been in great demand, but sadly, none of the test pilots survived.
  • Invisibility cloak
    One word: Seagulls. And, if that doesn't make it clear, another two words: Passenger Jet.
  • The "Hindenberg Button"
    The idea seemed to work, but testing was difficult and legally costly.
  • Built-in Restaurant
    Potential restaurant clientele found it difficult to fufill their reservations.
  • Titanium, bullet-proof gondola
    This idea never got off the ground, due to weight issues. Also noted was the lack of a bulletproof balloon negated the benefits of a bulletproof gondola.
  • Plastic-ball filled balloon to provide day-care for children of pilots
    Kids and helium don't mix.
  • Digital display on balloon for ads, as opposed to paint
    Pilots could not resist changing the display to naughty words.
  • Cash bar
    Pilots demanded a free bar.
  • Tractor beam
    Blimp tended to be drawn towards the target object of traction, rather than the desired (opposite) effect.


For more information, please refer to "Pimp My Blimp," vols. III-IV
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-12 10:44:00
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Please note:
To prevent injury, do not insert your hand into Riced Out Yugo.
Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-11 21:16:00
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pointing out the obvious

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-11 17:08:00
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This just in
Since their recent coup of Namibia, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have reportedly accelerated Namibia's efforts to enrich uranium. It is unclear as to whether Pitt and Jolie have the bomb, and if they will perform a public service and use it on themselves. The UN complained a lot, but didn't do shit as usual, the pussies. George Bush instructed the couple to "Bring it on," but it is suspected he thought he was quoting Fight Club. Iran is reportedly pissed that that they haven't even placed in the rankings of top news stories. It is rumored that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is having an affair with Condolezza Rice, but skeptics suggest these are mere rumors designed to generate publicity. More at 11.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-11 11:46:00
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Everything you read on Riced Out Yugo is of the utmost importance
Everything you read on Riced Out Yugo is of the utmost importance, including but not limited to the following unordered HTML list:
  • bananas
  • socks
  • ted kennedy
  • burritos
  • hambo
  • m.c. clamp
  • .
  • 800-312-122
  • blamp
  • wookie 9000 v.2
  • gay marriage
  • terrorism
  • badyear blimp
  • motorola malaise


thank you and support our yugo
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-11 11:14:00
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Vietnamese Telephone Ministry
The buttondown, white-shirt mystery mormons gave me this number to the vietnamese telephone ministry:
323-221-765

AL SCALISE

Select a boot volume and press Return
Or press Escape to use current boot volume.
 
Use the up and down arrow keys to change selection.
 
The choices are
>> /dev/disc/scsi/0/0/0/0_5 ('BeOS, type 'bfs')
   Rescan for bootable volumes


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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-11 02:39:00
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detailed analysis of the ostrich/emu meme
poke the pie and potatos in the sky
pork the pile and potatos in the aisle
pork the pig and potatos via earwig
toke the tie and potatos in your eye
terk the tear and potatos in your rear
turk the twist and potatos slit your wrist
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-10 11:30:00
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james joyce has nothing on this web site
academics, start your critiquing
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-10 11:18:00
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Riced Out Yugo makes a fantastic brunch
Thank for for dining this mid-morning at the esteemed Riced Out Yugo. The waiter will be along to note your wtf momentarily. Can I get you a nice glass of motor oil?

Menu

Bavarian LOL...................80 pence per chuckle
Hamiltonian Bank Notes.........$20 per $20
Digital Piecemeal..............We'll pay you
Digital Platemael..............Nothing but you have to fight for it
Bag of WTF +2..................4000 GP fair market price
Boogie-Woogie-Noogie...........$3.14159
Elvish Hair Curls..............$5 per, unh-huh
hatting........................priceless
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-10 11:15:00
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richard d. james as man in new stephen spielberg film
darther vaderer: i see your snares are as big as mine
man: wat
dartherer vadererer: join me, and we can acquire ownership of the rand corporation
man: COME ON YOU CUNTS LET'S AV SOME LIGHTSABRE
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-09 20:29:00
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cricochet crabbit
fire truck herrings are an internationally migrating bird that makes a CRABBIT~$~ noise. they are known to swoop into situations they have no understanding of and attempt to pilfer lol. this species is highly protective of its offspring (ego) and will use its virtually unlimited supply of lame to facilitate its goals. it has recently been spotted in south dakota, bismark, and some emo kid's livejournal. if you see one of these majestic creatures, please get out the twelve-gauge.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-09 12:53:00
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DON'T BE AFRAID
/me humps humps humps humps
humphump
lumphump
vadge-lamps
LONG LIVE KURT HARLAND/VALAQUEN
INSANITY
MY COMMODITY
WATCH THEM TRY
TO GET THROUGH TO ME
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-09 03:13:00
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hominem vacuum
zez zootziwaffle zist zimple, yaaa? but such statements are null and void in the wonderful state of chicago*. try as i might, the approaching army of clamps simply would not hold the board to the workbench, effectively subverting my attempt to prepare breakfast. to make matters worse, my shift key was brokeN.

*but not the state of enlightenment
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-08 16:45:00
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znboijx - Did you mean zenbox?

Internet

Netterweb

No idea what the hell.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-08 16:04:00
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Mission position statement abatement
we here at riced out yugo are committed in our quest to open the fourth eye



buy yugo brand lol today
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-08 09:23:00
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The horrors within
Requirements:
24 pin ribbon cable
72-pin SIMM
12-ounce Pepsi
11-minute Orbital track

More to come later.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-08 03:24:00
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HI!!!
Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-06-08 00:02:00
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Tittle
Pornst:

riced out yugo is the mixmaster hat rack invisible capable entrance-erasable optimal megaflop uberhax megasnax supra-troy revisionist zionist thankyou
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-06 21:14:00
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RICED OUT YUGO MAKES COMPLETE SENSE
Just a friendly note to you, the consumer, that Riced Out Yugo makes complete and total sense. Those who suggest it does not are just peddling a solution in search of a problem.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-06 09:00:00
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