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- The epidemic is real. EPIDEMIC == REAL
- You could be next - Don't let it happen to you - It is a terror to which there is no end in sight - It is one of the most troublesome aspects of modern society - It is found in innumerable homes acorss the nation, possibly yours - It has caused average citizens to commit thoughtless and atrocious acts - It is buying out congressmen - Terrorists use it to facilitate communication - Experts have established a direct link between it and the fundamental problems of this country - It has terrorized millions of people worldwide since first being discovered in 1950 - It is one of the largest problems facing America today This terror is: |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-06 08:41:00 | |
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- If pigs can't fly, then what would you call police helicopters?
- Will people still kick the bucket if we cease manufacturing buckets, and there are none available to kick? - How can AM radio ever pan out, due to the fact that it is monophonic? - I'd rather learn the correct procedure, instead of the ropes. - I suspect that good DJs posess the gift of gabber - Dinner last night went to pot luck - If I am a pillar of the establishment, what the hell supports me? Pixies? Recursive turtles? - My friend said he smelled a rat, but I just smelled B.O. - I have yet to see a black sheep, and I somehow doubt I will have to revise this statement - I tried to lick my ice cream cone into shape but it disappeared - Mike Tyson's coach told him to chew the fat and look where that got him - Everyone worries about yugo petering out, but never pauling or marying out. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-05 14:47:00 | |
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| Posted by DOLT45 @ 2006-06-05 12:18:00 | |
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do not trust riced out yugo. it is only after your hats. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-06-05 09:21:00 | |
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| HACK ATTEMPT! | |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-06-05 09:19:00 | |
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| fnu! | |
| Have fnu on the internte with ricedoutyuog.cmo | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-05 03:11:00 | |
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| tammy the tin-mouthed treble | |
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order today |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-04 20:48:00 | |
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| apex singular | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-03 03:14:00 | |
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| Wisdom from 1856 | |
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| Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-06-02 23:02:00 | |
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| hats != hate | |
hats != hateplease do not endorse hate |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-01 22:14:00 | |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-06-01 14:03:00 | |
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| Backbone Patching | |
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Riced out Yugo provides you the latest in khax leet technology. Our dedicated hat rack of 128kbit ISDN connections increase the dimensionality of our services to provide greater adroitness for your dollar. Top secret photos of our secure location are available: |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-01 01:11:00 | |
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| The case of the missing hat | |
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It was an exceptionally fine Tuesday morning, and I was relaxing in my favorite armchair by the window, enjoying the crisp autumn breeze and a handful of roasted filberts. Although my body appeared relaxed, my brain, which housed the brilliant mind of the world's greatest living detective, was hard at work. I was trying to remember if I had scheduled a 9:30 appointment.
Just as I was really getting going on the problem, however, my ruminations were interrupted by a lively knock on the parlor door. A small figure burst in, clothed from head to foot in herringbone. "My dear Sleuthe!" he cried around the pipestem clenched firmly between his teeth, and his small eyes beamed excitedly behind his round wire-rimmed spectacles. It was my upstairs neighbor, sometime assistant, and ardent admirer Watley. He was a decent enough chap, but he could be a bit dense at times. "'Morning, Watley," I said, with feigned joviality. I was only too well aware that my chances of sneaking a morning nap had just gone up in smoke. To be quite honest, Watley was often downright annoying, but on the other hand he was affianced to the daughter of the man who owned the largest filbert-packaging plant in all of Wales. Sure enough, I noted that in his right hand he carried a sealed glass jar which was practically chock full of the tasty round nuggets. "Set those down on the endtable, my good man," I told him, and waved him over to the small high-backed chair on my left. "You're just in time for my 9:30 appointment. Stay and observe, Watley. You may yet learn a thing or two." Watley's eyes lit with excitement as he settled his frame into the chair. "Is it a case, Sleuthe?" he inquired eagerly. "Yes," I replied gravely. "I expect so. I call it ... The Case of the 9:30 Appointment". "Quite so, quite so," mumbled Watley, taking a few rapid puffs on his pipe. At that very moment a tall, slightly handsome young man strode confidently into the room through the open doorway, set his cane by the door, then doffed his greatcoat and hung it upon the coatrack which I had cleverly provided for that very purpose. "Mr. Sleuthe," he said by way of greeting, bowing slightly toward me, and then settled himself in the chair opposite from mine. Instantly my renowned powers of observation and deduction were at the ready. "Allow me to introduce myself," my guest said. "I am ..." I interrupted him. "You," I intoned, "are Lord Peter Whipfish". An audible gasp of admiration was heard, and with some embarrassment I realized it had emanated from myself. I went on. "You reside at 27 Hampton Court. You are a collector of fine Egyptian tableware and I dare say a connoisseur of Welsh wines. You appear to be unmarried and have no pets larger than a goldfish. And," I paused, for dramatic affect, "you are here because someone has stolen your hat!" |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-31 12:21:00 | |
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| truth | |
| If you play Riced Out Yugo backwards you hear pro-christian messages | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-31 01:59:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo is the null modem of the Internet | |
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there are many examples of this. such as: n, q, p, xyzzy, margaret thatcher, and pancakes for breakfast last thursday.
more notable examples include cheese, pie, wat, guerilla marketing tactics, thunderous pantage, and panini sandwiches. if you can come up with similarly fine examples, you may have what it takes to be a writer for the esteemed riced out yugo. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-30 15:04:00 | |
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| dnt trn arnd o ooo | |
| NOBODY HONKS THIS HORN EXCEPT FOR ME, HERR KOMMISSAR! YOU ALSO MAKE THE WEATHER... | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-05-30 15:01:00 | |
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| wtf d00d | |
| AHY D00D WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SITE IT'S CALLED RICEOUTYUGS BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE A RICE OR A YUGO AND ITS NOT RICED OUT EITHER I MEAN SRSLY D00D WTF | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-30 12:07:00 | |
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| q-cat | |
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So, my last post was too easy. .lYy3mdaW.mcyMhcSSnbWUiI06hdmMldmVjIyM.msyUjI4Hj JeCnYSQmbWZlda3hdCRiJCCoIW2hcSInsyCiHW6jI8VldqCkYi3h cOThciCjdeMjI0CkYi3hdeIicGCkIuCoIW2hcCMicWNjHWQnZC3. Make sure to get rid of all the spaces. You may find tclsh and flying butt monkeys handy. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-05-29 23:27:00 | |
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| ACHTUNG, SCHINKENHOSENBESITZER! | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-05-29 15:23:00 | |
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| rarrrr | |
| klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop klop rutabaga | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-05-29 07:34:00 | |
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