rICEDoUTyUGO ~ Serious about silly

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Увж юзер! Хочется сказать, что данный софт ты используешь на свой страх и риск, а следовательно никаких претензий ко мне быть не может. В свою очередь заявляю, что никаких наёбщиков-переёбщиков троян не содержит, он работает только на тебя.
Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-16 10:01:00
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LISPMANDMENTS
And the lord your g-d issued forth with the following lisp commandments: Your functions shalt be pure; no impurity shall be found within them. For the I am the Lord your God of the Functional Paradigm. Thou shalt not `rplaca` nor `rplacd`, lest thine functions become impure. Thine recursive calls shalt be tail-recursive; for any other way invites sin unto thine stack. Tail-recursion is exalted for optimization. When thine program is utilizing recursion, thou shalt always have a base case. Thy base case shalt always exist, lest thine function become infinite. Infinite recursion invites the gravest sin upon thine stack, that sin of overflow Aliasing of thine lists is restricted to the acolytes and priests. Follow the standards of the land. Nonstandard implementations of the language of your ancestors bring iniquity upon your descendents, the maintainers.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-16 01:55:00
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secrets of the internet revealed
Print this page for your reference.
Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-15 22:09:00
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YOUR RULES, PATRIOT
You have no privacy. The government may examine any aspect of your life. If you don't do anything wrong, you have nothing to hide. The government does nothing wrong. You may not question the government. The government requires complete privacy. The government must now ask you to bend over. Please keep in mind that any response other than immediate compliance violates the above rules in multiple ways, and you risk prosecution as a terrorist.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-15 12:18:00
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there are birdies outside my window
there are birdies outside my window there are birdies outside my window there are birdies outside my window there are birdies outside my window there are birdies outside my window there are firecrackers near my window there is a birdy near my window there is a firecracker near my window there is nothing near my window
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-15 11:37:00
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Problemeering: For immediate release
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-15 00:33:00
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Would you like to touch my Ted Stevens?
My Ted Stevens is very large. My Ted Stevens is rather hairy. One of my Ted Stevens' danglers is lower than the other one. My Ted Stevens was recently rented out for the pleasure of telecom companies. My Ted Stevens fits well into pork barrels. My Ted Stevens is a bridge to billionaire. My Ted Stevens is a drama queen. My Ted Stevens is for sale to the highest bidder.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-14 12:43:00
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i say, old bean, have you seen my relational query?
SELECT * FROM hats WHERE owner = 'thegreathatsby'
Posted by The Great Hatsby @ 2006-06-14 12:13:00
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hallway rowboat
Riced out Yugo is yet another permutation of the dust of Permutation City.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-14 10:40:00
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Federation
Comparisons between General Trelane, the Squire of Gothos and Colnel Adrik Thorsen, Optimum Movement are impossible. The evil that men do lives after them.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-13 16:42:00
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Mkarfof Chfneney
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-13 01:13:00
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Ch. 13 of Aeronautical Design Textbook: Failed Innovations in blimp design
Chapter 13 - Failed Innovations in Blimp Design For various reasons, ideas that seem fantastic on the drawing board, often do not work out in real life. We provide you here with a number of examples, in the hopes that you acquire a sense of what can go wrong, and which ideas will not fly. Balloon-mounted rocket cannon If it had succeeded, it would have been in great demand, but sadly, none of the test pilots survived. Invisibility cloak One word: Seagulls. And, if that doesn't make it clear, another two words: Passenger Jet. The "Hindenberg Button" The idea seemed to work, but testing was difficult and legally costly. Built-in Restaurant Potential restaurant clientele found it difficult to fufill their reservations. Titanium, bullet-proof gondola This idea never got off the ground, due to weight issues. Also noted was the lack of a bulletproof balloon negated the benefits of a bulletproof gondola. Plastic-ball filled balloon to provide day-care for children of pilots Kids and helium don't mix. Digital display on balloon for ads, as opposed to paint Pilots could not resist changing the display to naughty words. Cash bar Pilots demanded a free bar. Tractor beam Blimp tended to be drawn towards the target object of traction, rather than the desired (opposite) effect. For more information, please refer to "Pimp My Blimp," vols. III-IV
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-12 10:44:00
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Please note:
To prevent injury, do not insert your hand into Riced Out Yugo.
Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-11 21:16:00
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pointing out the obvious
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-11 17:08:00
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This just in
Since their recent coup of Namibia, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have reportedly accelerated Namibia's efforts to enrich uranium. It is unclear as to whether Pitt and Jolie have the bomb, and if they will perform a public service and use it on themselves. The UN complained a lot, but didn't do shit as usual, the pussies. George Bush instructed the couple to "Bring it on," but it is suspected he thought he was quoting Fight Club. Iran is reportedly pissed that that they haven't even placed in the rankings of top news stories. It is rumored that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is having an affair with Condolezza Rice, but skeptics suggest these are mere rumors designed to generate publicity. More at 11.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-11 11:46:00
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Everything you read on Riced Out Yugo is of the utmost importance
Everything you read on Riced Out Yugo is of the utmost importance, including but not limited to the following unordered HTML list: bananas socks ted kennedy burritos hambo m.c. clamp . 800-312-122 blamp wookie 9000 v.2 gay marriage terrorism badyear blimp motorola malaise thank you and support our yugo
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-11 11:14:00
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Vietnamese Telephone Ministry

The buttondown, white-shirt mystery mormons gave me this number to the vietnamese telephone ministry:
323-221-765

AL SCALISE

Select a boot volume and press Return

Or press Escape to use current boot volume.

Use the up and down arrow keys to change selection.

The choices are

>> /dev/disc/scsi/0/0/0/0_5 ('BeOS, type 'bfs')

Rescan for bootable volumes

4801 South Normandy
5556 Herald Way
2605 Seventh Street
Brotherhood of the Hat and Bolo Tie

Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-11 02:39:00

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detailed analysis of the ostrich/emu meme
poke the pie and potatos in the sky pork the pile and potatos in the aisle pork the pig and potatos via earwig toke the tie and potatos in your eye terk the tear and potatos in your rear turk the twist and potatos slit your wrist
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-10 11:30:00
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james joyce has nothing on this web site
academics, start your critiquing
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-10 11:18:00
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Riced Out Yugo makes a fantastic brunch
Thank for for dining this mid-morning at the esteemed Riced Out Yugo. The waiter will be along to note your wtf momentarily. Can I get you a nice glass of motor oil? *Menu* Bavarian LOL...................80 pence per chuckle Hamiltonian Bank Notes.........$20 per $20 Digital Piecemeal..............We'll pay you Digital Platemael..............Nothing but you have to fight for it Bag of WTF +2..................4000 GP fair market price Boogie-Woogie-Noogie...........$3.14159 Elvish Hair Curls..............$5 per, unh-huh hatting........................priceless
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-10 11:15:00
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