Riced Out Yugo
richard d. james as man in new stephen spielberg film
darther vaderer: i see your snares are as big as mine
man: wat
dartherer vadererer: join me, and we can acquire ownership of the rand corporation
man: COME ON YOU CUNTS LET'S AV SOME LIGHTSABRE
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-09 20:29:00
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cricochet crabbit
fire truck herrings are an internationally migrating bird that makes a CRABBIT~$~ noise. they are known to swoop into situations they have no understanding of and attempt to pilfer lol. this species is highly protective of its offspring (ego) and will use its virtually unlimited supply of lame to facilitate its goals. it has recently been spotted in south dakota, bismark, and some emo kid's livejournal. if you see one of these majestic creatures, please get out the twelve-gauge.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-09 12:53:00
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DON'T BE AFRAID
/me humps humps humps humps
humphump
lumphump
vadge-lamps
LONG LIVE KURT HARLAND/VALAQUEN
INSANITY
MY COMMODITY
WATCH THEM TRY
TO GET THROUGH TO ME
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-09 03:13:00
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hominem vacuum
zez zootziwaffle zist zimple, yaaa? but such statements are null and void in the wonderful state of chicago*. try as i might, the approaching army of clamps simply would not hold the board to the workbench, effectively subverting my attempt to prepare breakfast. to make matters worse, my shift key was brokeN.

*but not the state of enlightenment
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-08 16:45:00
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znboijx - Did you mean zenbox?

Internet

Netterweb

No idea what the hell.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-08 16:04:00
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Mission position statement abatement
we here at riced out yugo are committed in our quest to open the fourth eye



buy yugo brand lol today
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-08 09:23:00
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The horrors within
Requirements:
24 pin ribbon cable
72-pin SIMM
12-ounce Pepsi
11-minute Orbital track

More to come later.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-08 03:24:00
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HI!!!
Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-06-08 00:02:00
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Tittle
Pornst:

riced out yugo is the mixmaster hat rack invisible capable entrance-erasable optimal megaflop uberhax megasnax supra-troy revisionist zionist thankyou
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-06 21:14:00
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RICED OUT YUGO MAKES COMPLETE SENSE
Just a friendly note to you, the consumer, that Riced Out Yugo makes complete and total sense. Those who suggest it does not are just peddling a solution in search of a problem.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-06 09:00:00
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Notes of point
- The epidemic is real. EPIDEMIC == REAL

- You could be next

- Don't let it happen to you

- It is a terror to which there is no end in sight

- It is one of the most troublesome aspects of modern society

- It is found in innumerable homes acorss the nation, possibly yours

- It has caused average citizens to commit thoughtless and atrocious acts

- It is buying out congressmen

- Terrorists use it to facilitate communication

- Experts have established a direct link between it and the fundamental problems of this country

- It has terrorized millions of people worldwide since first being discovered in 1950

- It is one of the largest problems facing America today


This terror is: kegel exercises THE MORNING NEWS
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-06 08:41:00
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Points of note
- If pigs can't fly, then what would you call police helicopters?

- Will people still kick the bucket if we cease manufacturing buckets, and there are none available to kick?

- How can AM radio ever pan out, due to the fact that it is monophonic?

- I'd rather learn the correct procedure, instead of the ropes.

- I suspect that good DJs posess the gift of gabber

- Dinner last night went to pot luck

- If I am a pillar of the establishment, what the hell supports me? Pixies? Recursive turtles?

- My friend said he smelled a rat, but I just smelled B.O.

- I have yet to see a black sheep, and I somehow doubt I will have to revise this statement

- I tried to lick my ice cream cone into shape but it disappeared

- Mike Tyson's coach told him to chew the fat and look where that got him

- Everyone worries about yugo petering out, but never pauling or marying out.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-05 14:47:00
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HAT
Posted by DOLT45 @ 2006-06-05 12:18:00
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title
do not trust riced out yugo.
it is only after your hats.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-06-05 09:21:00
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HACK ATTEMPT!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ b
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-06-05 09:19:00
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fnu!
Have fnu on the internte with ricedoutyuog.cmo
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-05 03:11:00
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tammy the tin-mouthed treble
features:
  • Babara Ann
  • Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music"
  • Aphex Twin - "Ventolin"
  • "Sk8r Boi" by ol' shriekin' avril lavigne
  • "SONG ABOUT HOW I AM COMING INTO MY OWN AS A WOMAN" by Ashlee Simpson
  • The collected works of Limp Bizkit
  • The soundtrack from "The Break-up"

order today
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-04 20:48:00
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apex singular
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-03 03:14:00
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Wisdom from 1856
Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-06-02 23:02:00
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hats != hate

hats != hate

please do not endorse hate
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-01 22:14:00
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