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We are pleased to announce the formation a loose collaboration triangle between The Great Hatsby, Riced Out Yugo, and an unnamed artistic collective, in order to produce music of the utmost quality. Behold:
Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-21 20:56:00 | |
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| AHHHHH NO SKIFRE.EXE | |
 snowman not defeated by pie. several people dead, reel at 11. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-06-21 19:29:00 | |
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We truely hope that your experience has been the finest it can be. Without your support, the floppy disk drive industry couldn't be what it is today. Lucky numbers: 2, 14, 88, 2384, 9939617914882059723833462648323979853562951413 |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-06-21 13:40:00 | |
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| stolene informs | |
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top secret riced out yugo phonebook: the vietnamese telephone ministry: 323-221-7625 the armenian bible church: 817-282-0281 mystery mormons (fax): 801-240-1187 the flower shop where I got the violet violet to put in my jet-black hair: 505-983-978 At this point the piece of paper I stole from Eugene was ripped off. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-21 13:01:00 | |
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| Schmuck q. Schlimazel and the Ten Kilowatt Bagel | |
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"Ow!!" yelled Schmuck q. Schlimiel at the giant bagel, rubbing his zapped ass gingerly. "That fucking hurt!"
Schmuck q. Schlimiel then proceeded to give the Ten Kilowatt Bagel a piece of his mind, expressing his hopes that the following things would happen to it:
The Bagel zapped him again. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-21 12:24:00 | |
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| Fred Upton is a manly man | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-21 11:48:00 | |
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| we won't charge more, honest | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-21 11:19:00 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-20 17:24:00 | ||
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-20 16:01:00 | |
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| Contents of the Riced Out Yugo liquor cabinet | |
The Riced Out Yugo liquor cabinet has the following members:
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-19 22:22:00 | |
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| A Monument Is Made | |
A Monunment is madePolitical fan-fiction by the Reverend Tedward Q. PorktankerLili'uokalani Kalakaua set down the paper, frowning. She briefly debated reopening it to the funnies' page, but instead pushed it further away out of spite. There was always something upsetting in the paper. President Bush, a man with a large ego, and an even larger insecurity complex, had just attempted to compensate by declaring the largest "Monument" in national history - a large swath of water surrounding the island-comprised state she lived in, Hawaii. Puzzlingly, even though it looked like this would rightly eject scientists from digging up the sea floor, it might also block travel. Lili'uokalani wasn't a wanderer, but certainly traveled between them often, due to the nature of Hawaii. Moreover, she regularly visited her ailing great aunt, and instantly set to worrying that the declaration would impede her ability to take the ferry. Glancing at the paper again to distract herself, she noticed another article declaring that the Supreme Court had just decided wetlands (including the ones in Hawaii) did not qualify as water. "You just know it's an election season," she thought to herself. * * * Alvin Crickton set down the paper, frowning. He briefly debated reopening it to the funnies' page, but instead pushed it further away out of spite. There was always something scary in the paper. President Bush, a man with a small brain and an even smaller vocabulary, had just alluded to his own vapidity by declaring the largest "Monument" in national history - an empty swath of water surrounding an island-comprised state he'd visited when in college, Hawaii. Puzzlingly, even though it looked like this would rightly eject fishermen from raking the environment away, it might also cut off scientific research. Alvin was not an oceanographic researcher, but he certainly saw its importance, as with any area of Science. Moreover, he had two colleagues that were marine biologists, and instantly knew he'd get an earful next Monday. Pulling out the latest issue of Science to distract himself, he noticed an article regarding how coral bleaching (including in the coral reefs surrounding Hawaii) had been rapidly increasing in response to global warming. "You just know they don't want people to see the damage they've done," he thought to himself. * * * Dallas Johnson set down the paper, frowning. He briefly debated reopening it to the funnies' page, but instead pushed it further away out of spite. There was always something to worry about in the paper. President Bush, a patriot with a large attitude and an even larger heart, had just done the country a national service by declaring the largest "Monument" in national history - a large swath of water surrounding some island-comprised state he'd never been to, Hawaii. Puzzlingly, even though it looked like this would rightly eject scientists and fisherman from piddling around there, it might also cut off tourism. Dallas didn't plan to visit, but he thought it was pointless - what harm would a few boats do? Moreover, he had two buddies that were planning to visit Hawaii, and he knew he'd hear some cussing about it next time he was down at Frankie's. Flipping on the television to distract himself, he saw a story declaring North Korea was very likely to test a missile, soon (despite having sworn not to). Dallas was suddenly struck by an unsettling notion: "It must be bad - we must be testing missiles in that large patch of water," he thought to himself. * * * Jan Mills set down the paper, frowning. He briefly debated reopening it to the funnies' page, but instead pushed it further away out of spite. There was always something to worry about in the paper. President Bush, an asshole with bad karma and an even worse awareness of reality, had attempted to make himself look good by declaring the largest "Monument" in national history - a large swath of water surrounding an island-comprised state he spent summers in, Hawaii. Puzzlingly, it looked as if this would eject tourism, scientific research, and fishing. Jan had no interest in cruising around like an idiot on a tour boat, but he paid his stay by fishing. Moreover, he had two buddies that paid their summer stays there by driving ferries and tour boats, and he worried none of them might be going next summer. Meditating to calm himself down, an irksome thought occurred to him - An Asian fishing lobby had probably paid the administration off, in order to let them corner the deep-sea fishing market. "You just know they only care about money," he thought to himself. * * * Yakiza Moyamoto set down the paper, frowning. He briefly debated reopening it to the funnies' page, but instead pushed it further away out of spite. There was always bad news to break to the boss in the paper. President Bush, a politician of little zanshin and even less honor, had somehow managed to thwart his family by declaring the largest "Monument" in national history - a large swath of water surrounding an island-comprised state between his county and the path of the US jet stream, Hawaii. Disconcertingly, it looked as if the area would be only open to the government. Yakiza had no interest in the splendor of some distant place with Mt. Fiji a tram ride away, but this meant the US was probably onto them. Moreover, they had just invested two billion yen into the project, and he was worried someone (maybe himself) would wind up part of a highway when the boss heard. Springing into action to avoid worrying, he picked up the telephone and phoned the operations center. He had to tell them to destroy the hurricane generators immediately, before more attention fell on the project. "We'll just have to find another way to manipulate the stock markets," he thought to himself. * * * President Bush set down the paper, frowning. He briefly debated reopening it to the news section, but instead pushed it further away out of spite. Garfield just wasn't doing it for him any more. Garfield, a fat cat with a big appetite and an even bigger attitude, seemed to have run out of material- Suddenly, the door burst open, and Joshua Bolton surged in. "Mr. President," he declared, "you're late to the press conference regarding your new 'Monument!'" "...Monument?" President Bush asked. "The water preserves you declared around Hawaii..." Bolton gently suggested. "...Hawaii?" President Bush asked, even more confused. "An island-comprised nation, with valuable natural assets, that you ordered us to protect last week." Bolton said, cutting to the chase. "You also demanded we fly in a gross of Elvis impersonators, but we were sadly unable to locate that many..." "I don't remember doing that!" President Bush proclaimed, puzzled. "Respectfully, sir," Bolton nervously began, "I think you should cut back on your cocaine usage." "I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT USE COCAINE!! FOR THE LAST TIME, THOSE ARE ALL DAMN RUMORS!!" President Bush yelled, suddenly furious. "There's, uh, some stuck under your nose, sir..." Bolton pointed out. President Bush blinked, stared for about ten seconds, and then regained his composure. "You have a speech ready?" he asked Bolton. "As always, sir." Bolton responded. "Hurry, we'll get you down to makeup to take care of that mid-day moustache..." |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-19 16:34:00 | |
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| little Martin William Seagull | |
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Genuine Swiss made Yugo repilcas are as close to the real thing as a repilca Yugo can be. Sometimes even the professionals are unable to tell the difference from the real Yugo. Why spend thousands of dollars on the real deal when a repilca Yugo looks so much alike that only an expert could tell the difference... And you only pay a fraction of the price. JUST VISIT US, AND GET OUR SPECIL 370% DIS COUNT OFER! |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-19 12:35:00 | |
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| What, you don't know what troff is? | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-19 01:12:00 | |
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| and now, a message from our sponsors | ||
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-18 11:15:00 | ||
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| fit, slender, and attractive | |
Riced Out Yugo deficiency can lead to the following problems:
To avoid these problems, make sure you get the recommended daily amount of Riced Out Yugo. |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-17 20:03:00 | |
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| A happy birthday to Sir PC | |
Riced Out Yugo would like to wish SIR!!!!!11* Paul McCartney a happy birthday. Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 2^6?
*There is an unspoken law that press must use SIR when referencing this gentleman - don't ask us why, we're just following convention. Heaven forbid Riced Out Yugo break ranks with the media. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-17 10:30:00 | |
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| as seen on THE INTERNET | |
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What can Riced Out Yugo do for you? See for yourself:
With results like these, you'd be crazy to pass up this amazing opportunity. Operators are standing by - call now! |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-16 23:20:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo declares "War On Errorism" | |
Riced Out Yugo declares "War On Errorism"Artie Qewpie, AP NewsThe international Riced Out Yugo association today issued a press release, declaring its committment to a War On Errorism. Spokesman Count Wat IV invoked the spirit of George Carlin, stating that there was "a lot of crap in the world that is stunningly full of shit." Pressed to explain this further, he told the AP that "I'm sick of them downsizing my microwave pizza and trying to fool me by advertising the 'NEW PACKAGE DESIGN'... they can kiss my package." The AP did not seek further comment. The War On Errorism has loosely been described by Harvard sociologists as a "movement of movements," seeking to "clear the constipation from the bowels of world consciousness" and to "prod our movements into movement." The United States of America and its Congress has overwhelmingly emerged against the movement. Rep. Joe Barton (R, Texas) has been quoted saying, "Constipation is good for America. Our forefathers did not found this country on a philosophy of moving on. That's exactly what the Terrorists want - change. Why, I bet they've never even been to a McDonalds." Experts suggest Congress is merely defensive of its massive obesity after a years-long pork binge, which has hampered it's ability to, well, move. The Riced Out Yugo Pundit, the Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker, proclaimed the following: "Black is black. White is white. Grey is sometimes black, and sometimes white - Grey offers consumer choice, and is healthy for America. This country is addicted to Congressional black and white - what we need are some alternative sources of color in this country." Rupert Murdoch, head of styx-based News Corp, issued a brief statement, which experts believe to be a 17-second fart. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-16 17:10:00 | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-16 14:42:00 | |
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| A LETTER FROM THE ESTEEMED BANK OF WATISTAN | |
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DEAR SIR AND/OR MADAM,
I AM THE ACTING MANAGER OF THE LOL FARM OWNED BY THE LATE ZAKARIUS WIMBLETON TRES WAT MCFEEFLE IV WHO RECENTLY PASSED AWAY IN A TRAGIC GOAT ACCIDENT. WE HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO LOCATE THE HEIRS NAMED IN HIS WILL, AND I WORRY ABOUT LOSING THE QUIET, SIMPLE LIFE OF FARMING LOL THAT I CURRENTLY ENJOY. THE LOCAL LOL BARONS ARE CRUEL AND UNFEELING, AND IF THIS LOL FARM IS NOT CLAIMED, IT WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY FALL INTO THEIR HANDS, AND THEY WILL PAVE IT OVER WITH LOLMAC AND BUILD A GODLESSLY EFFICIENT LOL-FACTORY. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT MONEY, ONLY LIVING THE SIMPLE LOLIFE. AS SUCH, I AM LOOKING TO TRANSFER OWNERSHIP OF THE LOL FARM TO A THIRD PARTY WITH NO INTEREST IN SELLING IT, AND WILL FOREGO ALL SHARES OF THE LOL PROFITS IN EXCHANGE FOR BEING ALLOWED TO CONTINUE MY LOLFULL EXISTANCE. AS SUCH, I CONTACTED MY LAWYER, THE GREAT ZACHARIUS CHESHIRE CLAMP MCGEEZER III, AND HE RECOMMEND I DECLARE A FOREIGN PARTY AS RECEPIENT OF THE TERMS OF THE WILL. AS SUCH, I ACQUIRED ONE (1) COPY OF THE MANHATTAN YELLOW PAGES AND SELECTED A FINE MADAM AND/OR GENTELMAN TO FUFILL THIS ROLE (YOURSELF). IN EXCHANGE FOR MERELY SIGNING A FEW LEGAL DOCUMENTS AND PROVIDING SOME INFORMATION, YOU WILL TAKE OWNERSHIP OF THE LOL FARM AND RECEIVE ALL LOLFITS RESULTING YEARLY. WHILE THE LOL OUTPUT VARIES FROM YEAR TO YEAR, LOLFITS HAVE NOT BEEN BELOW THIRTY MILLION AMERICAN LOLS (L$30,000,000.00) SINCE THE GREAT ROFL DROUGHT OF 1987. ALL I ASK IN RETURN IS TO REMAIN AT MY POST. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN AIDING ME, PLEASE CONTACT ME A- hold on I have to go pay the nigerian internet cafe more $$$ PLEASE CONTACT ME AT THIS ADDRESS. SINCERELY YOURS, ZIKARIUS NOTTINGHAMSHIRE ZOOTZI MCAFFLE VI GOD BLESS |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-16 13:59:00 | |
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