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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-28 22:42:00 | |
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greetings from drsmartload95a.exe |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-28 11:51:00 | |
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| How the republican party works | |
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How the Republican Party ("Grand Old Party") works is really not all that complex. They have two main courses of action:
Policy making: Use opinion research groups to determine what would get people riled up the most. Distribute marketing-approved "talking points" to rile people up (also known as "energizing the base"), and swift boat anyone who so much as moves a comma on the talking points. Swift boating: On anything they could potentially catch flack for, the GOP will declare itself the proverbial moral "high ground," and accuse everyone else of doing what they do. Examples:
What is the goal of the GOP? This will be covered in another lesson. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-28 11:35:00 | |
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wat is newspaper
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-27 18:54:00 | |
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| Kenneth Corporal Recruiter | |
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I am a banana Hello's sister selects me from her tables Monkey buttes like to eat me hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrr REINDEXMY RPM DATABATS WHILE HOLDING THE Hm. Coming back to this post after sleeping fitfully for 8 hours and it's only in the middle makes me wonder what I was doing last night fixedsys ftw. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-27 10:48:00 | |
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| Introducing VeriHat | |
Greetings, viewers. It has come to the attention of the Great Hatsby that there are a number of ersatz (fake, imitation, etc.) hatbots around. In an effort to sweep aside terrible, terrible confusion, Hatsby asked us to develop a VeriHat utility.
Use Verihat to check the validity of a hatbotThanks, and be safe, kids. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-26 20:36:00 | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-26 19:47:00 | ||
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We interrupt this showing of Fuzzball: The Golden Age to bring you the following very important OFFICIAL YUGO NEWS ALERT: leet hacker ddos kiddies with backwards names are attempting to pass off communist lies as yugoality. Please do not panic: Reports from the top-secret yugo bunker say that Great Hatsby will have a remedy to fake hat bots soon. We're all tuned in and awaiting his announcement. This post brought to you by AJAX Web 2.0. For cleanliness in implementing high-profile webapps. Now with Ruby on Rails Power. Fnord. On a personal note, Mr. The Plague does not like being impersonated on LiveJournal, and will start to catalog his official posts on the Riced out Yugo Forums. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-26 17:02:00 | |
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| Batchelors, jn rree33 | |
Riced Out University provides courses in:
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-26 00:28:00 | |
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| The world from my eyes: | |
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Plague Note: It is rumored that this does not function on the LJ feed. Please visit Riced out Yugo and This post in particular, highlighting the dynamic nature of our unique site. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-25 02:25:00 | |
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| who needs fox news? | |
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Riced Out Yugo is committed to our efforts to bring value to you, the consumer. In lieu of that, we have selected a single quote that negates your need to have read anything about the Iraq "war" in this coming week: "One hundred percent of the Democratic caucus believes it's time for change. One hundred percent of the Republican caucus believes it's time to stay the course," Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Illinois, said during debate, voicing the Democratic view of the likely vote outcome as well as the choice facing voters this fall. Sen. George Allen, R-Virginia, laid out the stark differences according to Republicans, saying Democrats offer "a vacillating strategic plan for retreat" while the GOP supports "a steady strategic plan for success." It is the opinion of Riced Out Yugo that we're simply fucked either way. Vote wat. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-24 23:38:00 | |
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| Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory is in effect | |
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Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory has completed yet another aural gem:
BARN BLASTER 5000 Riced Out Yugo, Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory, and the Great Hatsby are not responsible for bad trips, psychotic breaks, scorched eardrums, or angry neighbors. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-24 17:34:00 | |
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| this post constructed entirely using the dvorak keyboard layout. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-24 16:18:00 | |
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Posted by kitty ^__^_^___^__^__^__^_^_^ MEOW MEW Posted by kitty at oh shit I can't forge the time. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-24 13:39:00 | |
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| Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-06-23 23:47:00 | |
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| that honkie has soul | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-23 22:48:00 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-23 22:37:00 | |
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| Discovered on Usenet | |
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***1987 Laser Red Yugo. *Z80 engine with optional foot pedals (neat option) *12 inch wheels (3 of them included). *Black leather interior...glovebox. *Solid lift off wooden roof. *Custom training wheels *Dual exhaust side vents. (happened in accident but I like the effect of the exhaust coming from sides now). *Spoiler...it's a little bigger than the car itself but you can remove that. *Modified to run on gasoline or beer. Power windows (via contraption that moves the manual cranks. I made it myself) *Hand molded hood scoop ( The plastic will heat up enough in the summer that you can create your own shape if you want!) *Large trunk (If you open it up and use the whole car as storage. No back seat) *2K mileage last known. Odometer is being used as a cup holder now. All this and more... A steal at $16.00 or a case of Busch...FIRM. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-22 23:47:00 | |
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| supermarket mistake | |
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This guy is in line at the Super Market when he notices a hot blonde
behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is stunned that such a hottie would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!" His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripper at my bachelor party that I had on the pool table in front of all my friends, while your partner whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?" "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher" |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-06-22 07:19:00 | |
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| FRUSTRATION | |
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"Have you ever wondered why they tell you not to put more than 2 sticks of lead in your mechanical pencil?", I asked the glass face of the TV. Being a composition of lead, quartz, plastic, yttrium (for the red), and various other chemical compounds, didn't respond. So I punched it, somehow breaking my 0.5 mm Ph.D pencil that takes the extra-long eraser that I can never find anywhere in the process. After realizing that my homework wouldn't finish itself, I hit "Post!!1" on www.ricedoutyugo.com, decided to tell the readers that I lied about my pencil breaking, and proceeded to hold a death-grip on that writing implement and carve my fucking integrals and derivatives through the paper so hard that I ended up writing on the calculus book underneath my notepad. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-21 21:50:00 | |
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