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my last hat on here has been hatted to the riced out hat lj but a bunch of hats have been reupholstered with the word "hat" hateresting. |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-05 16:32:00 | |
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| o shit son | |
| hey guyz some ricedoutyugo n00b hacked into my chakra and pried open my third eye with a crowbar | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-05 14:17:00 | |
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| Restricting adult news reading cuts fatal faux pas | |
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On an average day in the USA, 10 million adults embarrass themselves via stupidities based in believing everything they read on the news. Over the course of a year, that's more people than Osama bin Laden trolled on 9/11. It's a higher troll than a dozen jetliner crashes would claim. And that does not count the non-adult newsreaders.
But now, finally, the carnage appears to be declining - the result of a decade-long trend toward "internet news" sites, which allow access to dissenting opinions and, in many cases, make adults wait until they have read a few articles before they feel they can talk knowledgeably about the situation. A report finds that when states have strong internet news readership, the rate of fatal faux-pas involving adult newsreaders is 18% lower. The study, released Monday by the National Wat Safety Administration, shows that the more comprehensive the article database, the more lives are saved. Laws that are cosmetic do little. The strictest versions cut fatal faux pas rates by 21%. Several restrictions are proving particularly effective: * Raising the number of articles read from 1 to 2. Data from the Insurance Institute for Wat Safety show that a single article makes a huge difference: Reading at 1 is riskier than 2, 3 or 4. * Restrictions on reading tabloids. * Limits on the number of hours of television watched. An adult reader's risk of watting more than doubles with two or more cable channels on board. * Requiring at least 30 hours of supervised reading before being allowed to comment on an issue. Most states have at least some restrictions, but the Insurance Institute rates laws in 12 states as marginal or poor. They are Arkansas, Idaho, Kansas, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, New Mexico, North Dakota, South Carolina, South Dakota and, ranked dead last, Arizona. Critics argue that new limits inconvenience governments and employers, particularly in rural areas with no internet access. But every day that those states ignore the evidence, there are 10 million more reasons that prove them wrong. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-05 12:03:00 | |
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| hat red see red | |
| Speaking of hats, I utterly hate any and all red hats and especially red fedoras. They spin at too shitty of an RPM and end up being worthless packages. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-05 01:54:00 | |
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| wat | |
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ok so this is a really REALLY long wat here......but i THINK i MIGHT know where the missing wat is...........but im wat gonna say cuz wat wat positive. but i do believe its wat in a wat by a certain wat wat wat.........
in conclusion: it is fox news |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-04 22:15:00 | |
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| cmucl mk2 | |
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mtp@yugohost:~ $ cmucl CMU Common Lisp CVS 19c 19c-release-patch-1 + minimal debian patches (19C), running on yugohost With core: /usr/lib/cmucl/lisp.core Dumped on: Wed, 2006-05-17 21:14:37-06:00 on yugohost For support see http://www.cons.org/cmucl/support.html Send bug reports to the debian BTS. or to pvaneynd@debian.org type (help) for help, (quit) to exit, and (demo) to see the demos Loaded subsystems: Python 1.1, target Intel x86 CLOS based on Gerd's PCL 2004/04/14 03:32:47 * (format t "~r" 9939617914882059723833462648323979853562951413) nine quattuordecillion nine hundred thirty-nine tredecillion six hundred seventeen duodecillion nine hundred fourteen undecillion eight hundred eighty-two decillion fifty-nine nonillion seven hundred twenty-three octillion eight hundred thirty-three septillion four hundred sixty-two sextillion six hundred forty-eight quintillion three hundred twenty-three quadrillion nine hundred seventy-nine trillion eight hundred fifty-three billion five hundred sixty-two million nine hundred fifty-one thousand four hundred thirteen |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-04 19:49:00 | |
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| story | |
| "I'll fertilize your forehead!", he squeaked in fury, brandishing a saltshaker filled with nitrogenated soil. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-04 19:40:00 | |
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| hatcast combinatorary matrix prediction forecast | |
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heavy wats will pound the area, while the wat stream will be pushing low watture into our area, causing wats of 41-72 wats. wats more is, heavy watting is expected in north watham.
wat? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-04 13:01:00 | |
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| description of algorithm: | |
| in order to fseek roy: reverse topological sort the hypervisor while playing Bitter Tea in reverse to hear the propaganda messages. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-03 12:49:00 | |
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| /quote NICK : | |
| tr-ircd(kenora) | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-02 13:12:00 | |
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| durrrrr | |
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we here at riced out yugo were curious what it would look like if the chief executive officer of the united states had a propeller built into his nose. here is a scientifically accurate rendering our engineering team came up with: |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-07-01 16:42:00 | |
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| church burning | |
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without us you can not exist, without us you don't get no kicks, but we are going down (like Mr. Tyler) NOTE: Do not use the +ild option to create final production modules. Because it reserves additional padding space, modules created by the incremental linker are considerably larger than those created in regular links. Forever in your eyes, forever in my heart, my love for you will make us both climb higher. Love never dies. Reanimated feet! Reanimated feet! Reanimated feet! Reanimated feet! Reanimated feet! Reanimated feet! Reanimated feet! Reanimated feet! Reanimated feet! Reanimated feet! Reanimated feet! Reanimated feet! Reanimated feet! Reanimated feet! -- Dr. Shoggoth $ tail -n1 /etc/passwd +:*:-2:-2::/: |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-07-01 02:56:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo (ROY), in accordance with the Psychological Warfare Division (PWD), National Security Agency (NSA) and the United States Secret Service, now assures you that this message is false. | |
| Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-06-30 11:41:00 | |
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| LIVE RICED OUT YUGO PERFORMANCE! | |
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BUY BUY BUY! NEW NEW NEW!
The New York City contingent of RICED OUT YUGO will be onhand for the HACKERS ON PLANET EARTH conference in MIDTOWN MANHATTAN! COME SEE RICED OUT YUGO PERFORM LIVE! Friday, July 21st 2006 1700h CORNER OF WEST 32ND AND 7TH AVENUE, NEAR THE PAYPHONES! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW FROM THE HOMELESS, TOOTHLESS MAN THAT HANGS OUT NEAR PENN STATION NOW! LOW LOW PRICE OF A BOTTLE OF THUNDERBIRD WINE! DO NOT WAIT, GOOD SEATS ARE GOING NOW! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-06-30 10:18:00 | |
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| suit 90000 | |
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q: you've got a vote for your shoulder a: wats a vote for LOLs ensue. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-06-30 09:05:00 | |
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| ONE SENTENCE IN THIS POST IS PLAGIARIZED FROM ANOTHER SITE | |
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Bugzilla reference number #ROY20188992: Riced out yugo, in some cases, may appear as a demonic portal to the underworld instead of a normal perfectly innocent website How to reproduce: Visit riced out yugo on Friday the 14th. A demonic portal to the underworld takes over your computer screen instead of the normal perfectly innocent and God-fearing webpage known as Riced out Yugo. Resolution: WONTFIX, however the following workaround may apply: Stick your dick in your colorado tape drive and do a full system backup (with post-copy verification). |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-30 01:47:00 | |
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| mary poppins? | |
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Find the area enclosed by the yugo y^2 = (rice/starship)^asshat y = +- sqrt(asshat^starship - rice) Integrate with respect to the hat axis: hat = (2y - x*m + b)/halfop hat = y^2 - hardcore(xxx) t = (y^2 - hardcore(xxx))/ha Use the method of cylindrical shells: t = int(llllllllllllllllllllll*fzztclunk* |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-06-29 20:00:00 | |
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| wat u say | |
| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-29 12:51:00 | |
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| we lack the motion | |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-06-29 11:39:00 | |
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| boothapprehensive@earthlink.net writes: | |
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Riced Out Yugo thanks its readers for providing us with these important updates. |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2006-06-29 11:01:00 | |
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