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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-01 10:44:00
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The troops are fucking shitheads.
  • The troops are fucking shitheads.
  • The troops are America's dumbest.
  • The troops are homosexual meatheads.
  • The troops couldn't fucking figure out how to use a fucking elevator.
  • The troops should be smacked upside the head with an aborted foetus.
  • The troops are eternally in bat country.
  • The troops couldn't find their own asses with a map and a flashlight.
  • The troops are jackasses that fantasize about raping twelve-year olds. "Racky" ones, of course.
  • The troops will suffocate if the Seargent fails to give them orders to breathe.
  • The troops are dumb sonofabitches.
  • The troops are an embarrasment to America.
  • The troops are worthless sacks of shit.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-01 10:30:00
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Petboy, Adventures of: 1000mg cocaine hydrochloride
ya listen it went like dis: yo u n2 blunting petboy?

um ya how did u no?

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I can touch my face. I can touch it, but I can't feel it.

QUICK U HAEV 2 GO BACK TO WORK, PETBOY!

fin.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-10-30 16:26:00
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fox news is the new las vegas
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-30 11:48:00
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extrons and watrons
extrons and watrons
and matrons with aprons
cloister interminible
fox news patrons
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-30 11:45:00
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HOT OFF THE PARABOLA
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INVA?SION IMINEYT! SECU$E AER NOAE PROPERTY. REP)#T
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CORE HALYB%ER SIGN&HG OFF.
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TYY
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-10-29 22:33:00
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wnaxk
Riced Out Yugo fully endorses this site
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-29 21:59:00
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-28 01:33:00
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suprleme wizdome
home is where you wear your hat

(setq home (where-you-wear 'your-hat))

#define HOME WHEREYOUWEAR(YOURHAT)

import Location.home;
import hat.*
public static final HOME = new Location.home(wear, new Hat("Mine"));

Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-28 01:33:00
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WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER NOW
YOU AND ME
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER NOW



WE WILL MAKE IT THROUGH SOMEHOW
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-27 21:38:00
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-26 13:22:00
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The hearts and spines of America
There comes a time, you see, when Doritos (tm) simply no longer cut the mustard. Perhaps it is the sodium content, perhaps it is today's faced-paced info-society, or perhaps it is simply the fault of gravity... it is uncertain if we'll ever figure it out, so we may as well shrug our shouldercuffs and focus on the issue at foot.

Indeed, not even the threat of choco-narcolepsy stops these lads, a situation which, three years ago, would have been unfathomable. It is a lesson on many levels, and not just in how hard it is to predict which way the nutsack will swing. It is also a lesson in how not to microwave saltines.

So on November 7th, remember: whoever controls the hearts and spines of America also controls America's parasympathetic nervous system.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-25 11:06:00
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Ceephax/Hax
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-24 04:15:00
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TODAY IS NOT INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!!!!!!

TODAY, OCT 23 IS NOT INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!



ONLY SUCKAS WILL NOT IGNORE THE CAPS LOCK TODAY!
ALAS CAPS LOCK WE HARDLY KNEW THEE!
EVERYONE DO NOT USE THEIR CAPS LOCK!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-23 00:22:00
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TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!!!!!!

TODAY, OCT 22 IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!



ONLY SUCKAS WILL IGNORE THE CAPS LOCK TODAY!
LONG LIVE CAPS LOCK!
EVERYONE USE THEIR CAPS LOCK!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-22 09:18:00
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Becoming aware of the dust from which perumutations are composed - this is riced out yugo.

Regenerating the Garden of Eden configuration - this is riced out yugo

Finding our lost hat - this is not riced out yugo.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-21 05:05:00
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Everything has a breaking point. Screwing up the world would take more effort than not screwing it up, because it would change the status quo.

virus possible
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-21 03:19:00
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-10-17 03:39:00
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LEAVE B 4 U R EXPUNGED
Posted by Bob Dobbs @ 2006-10-17 02:02:00
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HAY!%$@211134``~~-..
HAY, TELEVISION

I HAVE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR GUFF, HEAR?

YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, PASSING OFF HALFASSED HUNTER S. THOMPSON SCENES AS NEWS? THIS HANNITY AND COLMES SHOULD BE PAYING THOMPSON'S ESTATE ROYALTIES; I HAVE SEEN THE LIZARDS.

NO MORE ELECTRICITY FOR YOU. YANK YANK
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-16 21:37:00
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