Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
proverb no. 12367
many years ago, i said to my son:

split south with the funky judge munchkin
for whenceupon the tricky nicky do thou unta,
smoketh thine sticky mit hemoglobin blunta.

never juice the superego for personal gain
don't fuckin fall for no snakes on a plane

and foreverafter trinky pink panther egos,
clark gable hummis catastrophe, mine amigos.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-15 21:53:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-13 21:09:00
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your character name is limited to four characters, for each of the four characters you choose.
how do you choose between love and low carbs???
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-12 19:57:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-12 16:45:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-11 17:48:00
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Welcome to Hatland
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-11 17:02:00
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Due to the recent snare attacks on the Yugo towers, we must declare jihat on
all fedoras v3 through 5 (6 pending).

Remember the battle of Tettnang!
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-10-10 20:18:00
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recent news headlines, watcast no. 4
  • Google buys Brangelina for $1.65 bln in stock
  • Lawsuit arises when HeadOn applied directly to the asscheek
  • Kim Jong-il sips momosa while entering nuclear age
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  • Russia Deports 119 Georgians; Cynthia McKinney outraged
  • Saddam reportedly giggles as he derails another trial
  • Dennis Hastert denies knowing anything; Opinion polls agree
  • Media stocks up 20% with recent wave of school shootings
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-10 20:15:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-10 15:20:00
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proverb no. 36167
some days you order the pizza, and some days the pizza orders you.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-10 15:19:00
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We'll have to duct the whole flange
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SPONGEBOB SEMICOLON
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-09 22:01:00
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DID YOU KNOW?
The Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker recieved $75 million when Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation bought out Riced Out Yugo? He also recieved a $25 million Gulfstream V personal jet and a healthy set of stock options.

Did you know the average writer for Riced Out Yugo only saw a 4% raise?
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-10-08 23:06:00
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Now, a word from a corporate canoes.
I know what you're thinking.

Cape Cod, right?

Well I got news for you, mister. No more San Padre accessing on my private beach. You kids can go smoke your marijuana cigarettes on someone else's vast expanse of sand and water!

And what, pray tell, does this exclude from the obvious?

PCP!



Might as well get on and keep going, then.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-10-08 23:00:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-08 22:56:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-08 22:41:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-07 23:13:00
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The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
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The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
The lights all pulsed menacingly, and it disturbed the whole buss.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-07 17:33:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-07 00:53:00
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my funky suckas
"yo yoyoyo yo!$~," i bellowed, "lad, cease this creasing at once!~"

but it was of no use, my young nephew, not yet having learned to talk, was crumbing the cherished gem of my antique map collection in his pudgy mitts.

don't repeat my mistakes. remember, folks: map collectors don't let map collectors babysit relatives.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-10-07 00:52:00
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