Riced Out Yugo
YUGO
YUGO LABS
ALSO WIK
this is your hatpan speaking
THIS IS YOUR HATPAN SPEAKING, THE FRIENDLY VOICE FROM ABOVE. WE WOULD JUST LIKE TO REMIND YOU TO

ROTATE BRIM! ROTATE BRIM!

 thank you for flying on this here transcontinental bucket, and have a g'day, y'hear?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 03:41:00
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Temporarily offline
Keptin, Mr. Scott reports the warp core as temporarily offline!
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-16 11:45:00
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watternutter
WAT WAT WAT WAWT wat wat WAt wAt WAT WAt Wat wat wat waT wAT WAT WAT WAt Wat wat wat QWOA T WTA TW WAT
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-15 22:12:00
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SOLUTION: EAT CUPCAKES UNTIL YOUR CAPACITY FOR CUPCAKE CONSUMPTION HAS PEAKED. THEN, EAT ONE MORE CUPCAKE. WAIT WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN?
Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E @ 2006-11-15 17:41:00
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INVEST IN DONGS

DIVERSIFY YOUR PORTFOLIO WITH DONG!

WHILE THE MARKETS FALL, THE VALUE OF DONG HAS CONTINUED TO RISE.

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Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E @ 2006-11-14 22:52:00
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sup b
Implementing a reverse typographical error quicksort in assemblattery -- The Ikea Experience
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-13 15:57:00
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faceoff
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-12 20:42:00
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hit single
GRAVY YOU'RE A RICH TAN
GRAVY YOU'RE A RICH TAN
GRAVY YOU'RE A RICH TAN GOO!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-12 01:18:00
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gramming the one-eyed snake
7 inch tall place of worship
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-11 03:32:00
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mind your rat p's and q's and warthogs

SURFACE, TORG!!

for my funk be elastic and my essence be pure
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-10 22:48:00
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u got clams, dagney?
diggity diggity damp
ziggity zaggity clamp
pentatonic titty ramp
this rhyme sponsored by PlayStation 3
megaleptic old gramp
turbolit deluxe lamp
contagious lil' scamp
digital fuckin' amp
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-10 14:32:00
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mullet v10
castrolrrlrlrlrla. super oil. pennzwat? curl-driven mullet infrastructure. super-geodesic disaster recovery scenario. dj shadow sample pie. taste taste!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-10 14:25:00
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ALL OF YOUR CONGRESS ARE BELONG TO US
DEMOCATS: ALL YOUR CONGRESS ARE BELONG TO US
REPUBLICAPTAIN: WAT U SAY??!?!
DEMOCATS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SPIN MAKE YOUR PARTY LINE
DEMOCATS: HA HA HA HA .... !
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-09 16:17:00
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RICEDOUTREGISTER


SALE THROUGH SATURDAY:
50% OFF ALL HOUSEWARES, YUGOS!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-11-08 19:09:00
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why my metatarsals are spelled wrong
It was the eighteenth year of the fink, and gruefunk was rising. Malarkey waves were coming in tandem, triple, and grape-berry. Whenceforth was the belligerent Bertucci going to present himself? My schliv was at my side, available faster than kyzakski should he arrive.

It was the eighteenth day of the mink, and gruefunk was rising. Schematics for a Roland drum machine covered the table, chair, and ceiling. Whenceforth was the technician going to return? My hat was sideways.

It was the eighteenth clog of the sink, and gruefunk was rising. Despite the wallpaper sending its men out to attack the microwave, I had to fix this clog. When was the plumber going to get his patootie over here? The first step was obviously to rip the toilet out of the wall.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-08 12:41:00
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idea bin
  • haberdasherist rantings
    • Nocturnal Lettuce Tanker
    • Falabala Refugee Camp
    • The Street
  • White Roses
    • Wasting Time
    • Unable To Stand Sunlight
    • Walking the world
      • waiting to be discovered
      • wanting what they said you could never have
      • trail is far too clean
    • It's
      • The White Roses
      • A Spinning Sky
      • A Field
        • The sun in your eyes
        • As Much Cash As Possible
        • Insanity, my commodity
  • Mirrored shades
    • dark ice
    • mycotoxins
    • Wintermute
      • corto
      • armitage
      • dfssddddf
  • Uplink
    • hack
    • trace_tracker
    • ip_lookup
    • the secrets are in the html
congratulations you have found the missing hat
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-07 01:48:00
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We get up to 70 SPAMs a day! I have tried to control it on the web mail section of your site, but it just keeps getting worse. If it doesn't get better, I will just stop Hammertime, and a modem. Please look at our site on your web and see what I am doing wrong.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-06 20:59:00
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bring back tha old skool beatz
Composer Marc Canham.
Friendly is Jacks best sellers.
Portable of next Tom Clancy tactical.
Mark Healey fever hits South Park billion of played Comments is.
Healey fever hits
South Park billion in?
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-11-06 17:03:00
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so much more dismay in empty eyes
So I found out that the sins of the older self are visited like a tree traversal upon your future person. We decided to play with fire; getting burnt is the only logical and reasonable consequence. Spock was wrong when he said that it is only logical. Logic was fathered by Boole; reason is what Spock is referring to. Spock and friends do not speak logic, only reason.

I walk away with your blood on my hands.

One might consider this an emo post, however the truth is revealed when we find and search ourselves out. We were all at one point this inerudite! We all shall find ourselves in this situation or similar at one point, and look back at our previous incarnations and laugh, cry, and wish that different had happened. It is a fact of life.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-05 06:06:00
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pap spears or pap smears? one is horrible and tragic, the other is routine genital health. do not get them mixed up
The Department of Energy's Hanford department (formerly the Atomic Energy Commission) partnered with Riced Out Yugo in a never-before-seen synergy of governmental agencies and swiss nuns.

Treatment of the tesseractive sludge in Connect-a-cut was stunningly successful, and the cooperating agencies would like to thank DOE'd Out Yugo for making it all possible!
  • Campaign started on Februarky the 22th of -1023 (two's complement representation)
  • Camptaing ended on Nroway the 11teenth of 4001 (Final Oddysey)
  • sludge was pumped into 55.121-grain drums
  • Generalized pumping took 400 light-hours per kilowat, and had a cleaning efficiency per amp of 15.1 (sort of like my old Eureka upright)
A DOE'd Out Yugo representative who wishes to remain nameless was quoted as saying "I like the way you work it, work it", before doing The Robot on camera. (deadline November 11th 2006)
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-03 03:05:00
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