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Tedward lives in the city, he collects all the money. I will die if I tell the secret.
Help me until I hit a layer of clay.
DO NOT SUPPORT THE CENSORSHIP IMPOSED BY RIGHT WING CHRISTIANS!
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-11-24 14:33:00
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strict info-malarkey
OLD SGT. PEPPER'S ORIGINAL SENILITY RELIEF HERB, 20x STRENGTH EXTRACT. APPLY LIBERALLY TO AFFLICTED SENIOR CITIZEN. DO NOT SWALLOW.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-24 14:21:00
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I say old steve bean levy
Have you seen my meat hat?
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-24 14:01:00
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THIS JUST IN


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-23 14:11:00
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my favorite font is palatino
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-23 01:50:00
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the new iFuck Shuffle
the new iFuck Shuffle makes your pornography experience more spontaneous and exciting than ever before. the iFuck randomly selects a volume from the pornographic library you have uploaded, and broadcasts it into your cerebral cortex. what better way to pass the time while waiting in line for the "splash mountain" ride at disney world?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-22 15:17:00
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BREAKING NEWS: RICED OUT YUGO BOOSTS CONSUMER CONSUMPTION

RICED OUT YUGO IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT IT HAS GENERATED APPROXIMATELY $40.90 IN CONSUMER SPENDING FOR 2006

RICED OUT YUGO HELPS AMERICAN WORKERS BY KEEPING AMERICAN JOBS IN AMERICAN FACTORIES PRODUCING YUGO-RELATED AMERICAN PRODUCTS

RICED OUT YUGO HELPS THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER BY SPONSORING TAX CUTS FOR BIVALVES AND OTHER MOLLUSKS

SUPPORT RICED OUT YUGO...FOR A RICED OUT YOU!

(I'm The Great Hatsby, and I approved this message.)

Posted by fuckle @ 2006-11-21 01:09:00
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trooper scooper
"you bastard!" i yelled, waving my scone in the air. "do you know much that linoleum cost me?"

"gragglekratz!!" replied the robot vaccuum.

I'd had about enough of it's lip at this point. I decided it would make a nice coffee table.

"SNORK SNORK SNORK!#" squealched the robot, apparently sensing my murderous intentent when I suddenly grabbed the broom off of its hook on the wall. unfortunately, it took off as well, leaving a second scuff mark on my martha stewart (tm) linoleum. "the dastard will pay..." i muttered to myself, and marched out of the kitchen after it, broom in hand.

the moral: we should do our own god damned house cleaning, because robots are assholes.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-20 10:58:00
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klooker kaluker
klooker kaluker, snooker snooker;
captain bavaria kerosene area.







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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-19 02:53:00
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RoY Audience Participation Poll
Multiple choice questions are worth 1 point.
  1. Short answer question: Explain the difference between the plague(4 pts), Mr. The Plague(4pts), and (for 2 extra points) ebola.
  2. Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker's emergency backup job is:
    1. funtric enhabulator
    2. thig spigot inspector
    3. a haberdasherist
    4. a and b but not c
    5. i before e except after c
  3. I say old bean have you seen my _______?
    1. yugo
    2. juddery tape machine
    3. bulk eraser
    4. VNV Nation Matter+Form CD
  4. Short essay question: In one paragraph or thereabouts, describe the texture of SPAM. (10 pts, an extra 10 if you work email in somehow)
  5. True or False (2 points): 5 golden arches to 1 Soviet Nixie Tube
As with all psychological profiles, there is no wrong answer. Award yourself some points and post on the forums.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-19 02:47:00
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setxkbmap
If there's somethin' strange in your messenger, who ya gonna call? (Hatbusters)
If it's somethin' weird an it won't look good, who ya gonna call? (Hatbusters)
I ain't afraid a no hat. I ain't afraid a no hat.

If you're seein' hats runnin' on top a' your head. Who can you call? (Hatbusters)
An' invisible hat sleepin' in your bed. Oh who ya gonna call? (Hatbusters)
I ain't afraid a no hat. I ain't afraid a no hat. Who ya gonna call? (Hatbusters)
If you're all alone pick up the phone and call (Hatbusters)

I ain't afraid a no hat. I hear it likes the girls.
I ain't afraid a no hat. Who you gonna call (Hatbusters).

Mmm, if you've had a dose of a freaky chat, baby, you better call Hatbusters
Bustin' makes me feel good: I ain't afraid a no hat.

Don't get caught alone oh no Hatbusters
When he comes through your screen, unless you've just got some more I think you better call Hatbusters.
Ooh... who you gonna call (Hatbusters)
Who you gonna call (Hatbusters)
Ah, I think you better call (Hatbusters)

I can't hear you. Who you gonna call? (Hatbusters)
Louder! Hatbusters!
Who you gonna call (Hatbusters)
Who you can call (Hatbusters)
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-18 15:57:00
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c-sUnZ gr33tz 2 u & urs

pc on urth & cred am0ngSt k1dd1es

c-SuNZ gr33tz 2 u & urs from margaret thatcher of febreeze krew
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-18 12:39:00
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Clarke Corollary
but no, i aint leaving $50 of black cock for the simple reason of price.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-11-18 04:36:00
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elevator music for the information age
i twisted the knob insistantly, causing the synthesizer it was attached to to squealch out an acid house slash of turbolush proportions. no, the hyperdrieve would not escape this time...
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 15:24:00
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are you a funktastic musician?
Are you a funktastic musician? If so, W.A.T. records could be the label for you! With names signed artists including megastars Dr. Hat's Marigold Factory, DJ Homeless, and MC Wizalt Whitman.

send your demos in today!!~
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 15:16:00
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power vs. economy



Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 15:13:00
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toot suit
ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION DOORKNOBS ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION EARWIGS ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION BOOTS ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION TOOTS ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION SUITS ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION SCREWDRIVERS ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION CIGARETTES ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION VODKA ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION CHEDDAR ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION HAIRPIECE ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION PERSCRIPTION ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION RUTABAGA ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION INTERNETS ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION ROFLCOPTER ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION CHINA ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION FRANCE ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION UNDERPANTS ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION ROBOT ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION MARITAL AID ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION MEDICATION ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION MEDITATION ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION CLAM ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION JUICE ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION SPRUCE ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION CHESS SET ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION DMS-100 ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION COUNT ZERO ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION YUGO ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION HUGO ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION ILLEGAL PERSCRIPTION
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 15:00:00
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a touching tale
"grandma, why do you have three shotguns?" i asked, a mere lad of five in awe of grandma's arsenal.

"in case the communists win, dear." she calmly responded, and returned to her knitting.

that was many years ago... but i was reminded of it today, as i was shoplifting shopping for spongebob merchandise at a walmart. there was a soccer mom at the gun counter, with her child, and the following discussion was had:

"mommy, why do we need three shotguns?" the son asked, a mere lad in five in awe of mommy's credit line.

"in case the terrorists win, dear." she calmly responded, and returned to the transaction.

"god bless america!" the clerk said, with vigor.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 14:54:00
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r00b13z - a report
r00b13z r00pL3s r00b13z r00pL3s --> gaydolf shitler
malarkey infodatums <--> funk backbone scalability

FIG C - The letter 'L': l

results
it was the thirteenth gruefunk of the week, and mitroski was beginning. whence? whitherforth? tither funk or hither grue? oliva grueton john.

conclusions
- gruefunk is inversely correlated with funk stirrin' rods.
- two cups of coffee == one hour of sleep
- dunkin donuts still sells donuts
- politicians still all assholes
- l

discussion
yo werd
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 14:48:00
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postamajig
the distinguished youngster: my perfunctory macintyre, that's the salacious dirigible!

portly slender: i, portly slender, am engaging in maritial relations within the kingdom of our lord.

chemical brothers: ZOMG GET UP ON IT LIKE THIS!@~#
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-11-17 07:38:00
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