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I no rite???
Elephants ain't even real. THE NSA CGI's those shits.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-07-30 20:34:07
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DID YOU KNOW????
we're missing the elephant in the room the elephant,
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-28 21:00:21
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how dare you

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-07-27 04:25:26
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DID YOU KNOW???
giant ants simply don't fucking work. it's called biomechanics, and it's a subfield of physics. the most simple way to explain it is this: the reason we cannot build arbitrarily tall buildings is because they would collapse under their own weight. at a certain height, the weight of the overall material overwhelms the ability of the material at the bottom of the building to hold it up. it goes crunch; the building falls down. so, much as one could not stack more than one or two elephants (precluding a binomial stack of elephants, in which case you could probably get up to four or five layers [however the fuck you managed to get the elephants arranged that way]) without collapse, giant ants are a load of fucking horseshit. calculus has my back, here.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-07-27 03:33:07
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DID YOU KNOW??
if you stacked all the elephants in the world on top of each other, they wouldnt like it
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-19 23:10:16
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U WANT 2 FITE?
no, me neither, thx. have a pÍƒÌŠÌÌ«Ì–lÍ¦ÌµÌ•Ì«Í–Í‡ÌœÌ¤ÌžeÌÌ¾ÍªÌ¡Ì§Ì›ÌžÍÌ¤Í…Ì aÍÌÍ‚Í¤Í‚Ì‡Ì¿Í¢Ì—sÍ†Í¡Ì˜ÌžÌ¥Ì aÍ’ÌƒÍ¢ÍœÍŽÌ–nÍ—ÍªÍŸÍÌœÍ“ÍšÌ©ÍÌ«tÌŽÍ®ÌˆÍ†Í¯Ò‰Ì±Í‡Í“Í™Ì£Ì³Í‡ Í‘ÍŒÍ„Í£Í¦ÍÌšÌ…Ì‰Ò‰Ì¼Ì²Ì©ÍÌ¬Ì dÌŽÍŠÍ¬Ì‚Í©Í£Ì…Ì”Ì†Ì›Í˜ÍžÌ²ÌžÌ¦aÌ‘Í¯ÌƒÌ„Í¥Í—Í€Í•Ì«Ì¥yÍŠÌ‘Ì‘Í‘Ì”ÌµÍŸÌ®Ì˜Í‡,Í—Ì‘ÌÍ‘Ì‹Í¡Ì°Ì©Ì©ÍŽÌ© Ì”Í£ÍŒÌ”Ì†ÍÌ©Ì¬Ì³ÌžÌªmÍƒÍ‹Í‚ÌŠÌÌ´Ì›Í˜Ì—Ì²Ì™Í”oÌÍ§Í¥Í©ÍÌ¡Ì›ÍšÌ³Ì¥Ì®Í•tÌˆÍ„Ì˜ÌÌžÌŸÍ•Í‡ÍhÍ„Ì†ÌˆÌµÍ‰Í“Ì±Í•Ì¹Í‡Ì£Ì¥aÍŠÌŠÌ¨Ì·Ì»ÌªÌÍ…Ì—Í”ÍŽfÌ½Í¯Í‘ÌµÍ¡Ì¹Í‡Í‡Í“ÍˆuÌ½Í—Í„Ì‡Ì¡Ì§Í‡Ì™Ì¦ÌcÍŒÌ¾Ì€Í¬ÍÍ£Ì€ÍŸÍ‡ÍšÍ–Ì»Ì kÌÍÍ®ÌÌ”ÍœÌ»Ì¦Í™Í‡Ì°Ì©aÍ—ÍƒÌ‚Ì„Ì…ÌŽÌ›Ì»ÌœÌ¦Ì«Í•Ì
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-19 23:01:05
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30ml bottles
if you ever find an unmarked 30ml bottle, totally unlabeled. Just drink the stuff you find, it won't hurt you. It can't hurt you, 30ml is far to small an amount to hurt a human and that's just science and who the fuck are you to argue with science? By and by if you find my cart full of bromazelam in 30ml bottles, I lost it like three days ago in a part of town I'm not familiar with, nor the native language spoken there. Will pay for return.
Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2019-07-07 02:37:30
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Entry-level fingerboarding
LET'S GRT FUCKING p l a ca ted BRO
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-07-01 23:55:08
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bullshit motivation
Here's my main thought process right here -- and you better believe it's a thought process -- that we should probably not do that. Not because it's bad, but because it's not; and I don't agree with what I said. What I said was wrong, and I stand by it. But you can't expect me to just stand here and let me say those things. I've moved forward, and so should you. Let's move forward together. So here's to a brighter future; here's to a better tomorrow; and to the promise of something deep and meaningful. That we may all be united in our isolation. Let's not fight, because fighting gets us nowhere. Let's not run, because running gets us nowhere. Let's use faux-intelligent repetition, because that gets us somewhere. Short sentence, followed by applause. Thank you.
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-06-28 15:20:40
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typical reaction to riced out candidata

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-06-27 03:30:04
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Veni, vidi, velocirapti
im an velociraptor
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-06-23 01:49:56
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Typical reaction to riced Elaine Benes edition

Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-06-21 11:01:17
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line stepper
this reminds me im reading the news and it seems there has been a car bomb in mogadishu on yesterday with 8 deads, by the same group the man arrested in my street belonged to. i have been hanging out with eritrean and somalian people when i was young, mostly posing as hip hop scene, not around the place im living now, and only one of them once let himself go with osama kind of clownish support, the same as an uncle once would display. same guy who sold me my first spliff (charas, was destroyed til the next day and feared i didnt back normal), only to meet him ages later with some kind of burnout after coming back from london and saying he had cooled down, with the same eye of will smith in aladdin. there is a reason why im typing this, and because i was told he dared to kick his mother while on return of a night he was high on spirits truly a line stepper, like charlie murphy says about rick james
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-06-20 03:28:40
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the fact of the mattress
it's not mattress,
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-06-16 23:54:31
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waves
pish posh ticker twap enabled couchmobile trusted with nulligans -1 * 2i for the fruit basket for the fruit for the breakfast for the for for 5 bird snow angel early the harley bird resign to complete the the, the. no. yes. ok. the time is 7:01
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-06-02 11:01:51
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FW: BILDERBERG 2020
SUP GUYS, HEY I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD HAVE NEXT YEARS AT MY IN-LAWS? THEY GOT A SWEET POOL AND I LIVE REAL CLOSE BY. WE CAN GO SWIMMING... THEN MAYBE WE CAN RIDE BIKES DOWN TO MY HOUSE. I'LL EVEN PICK UP A OUIJA BOARD AND WE AN CONTACT TY COBB AFTER... ANYWAY...LMK K? OH YEA HAPPY NEW WORLD ORDER BROS.. -SHITBOWL
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-05-31 16:33:17
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the race, the game, the rave, the give
racing gummi worms on the midnite infobahn, i am at peace. melting polysaccharides yearn for exit from the bank parking lot, expressing their enthusiasm with diachronic dribbles. but how long has the race been going on? i know not. i doubt it's been days, but it very well could have been hours. certainly more than a few minutes; that is for certain. their colleague, corporate coffee mug, is far ahead of them in the race. how the heck does a coffee mug wind up on the far side of the tracks? it races, that's how. you may not see it moving, but trust me, that sucka is fast
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-30 13:13:02
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shroppin glist
nedgeducker omniclese troumango™ gnattius finch lipton acid grawjerries sousified tambourine dash mixolingo
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-26 05:41:28
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the odd s
Eat a tangerine, snuff a Buick, and capture a mercurial titmouse. Then we will see what your unverified information architecture has to say about the viability of quantum random walks on whether or not the morning train is late. Then and only then will we will see who is right about the coffee machines mercurial tendencies, thus requiring the static discharge of titmouse QuiBids in a supercooled tank of distilled, pasteurized Fanta. Until I know whether or not the universe is deterministic however, I cannot rightly speculate on the elevator.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:58:30
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typical mcdonalds
Rage magnet is not a force quitter. rage magnet does not take kindly to your childish remarks. Rage magnet will not accept a 5% discount card for use on its next purchase. Rage magnet is not a disciple of the cost-cutting architecture. Rage bag that will not buy your inferior postcards for the glosses posthaste. Rage magnet is peeling out of the drive-thru.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:51:17
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