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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:39:39 | |
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The fact of the matter is that I did the whole thing and I have the rapper credentials to prove it. Society is all up in my wild matrix and incompatible tangerine spelled my majestic under brain with incomprehensible incorrigible d spring terrible Vesuvius horse pucky.
I will not tolerate any further impingements on my right to perschnese. Vesuvius titmouse will exfiltrate this horse pucky with most haste or there will be consequences of magnitude with unlimited magnet. The mixed reaction to mix tangerine has been met with further mixed reactions with the potential for unmixed reactions to surface at any moment like ants coming for a donut. tonight my mind got lost in a supermarket kit Isle of the news story and I almost didn't find my way out because there was a lady with a camera trying to interview me as I was going to get truffle fries and then I thought I was in a new story and now you know |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:33:27 | |
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| duly noted | |
| Vicks true V8 influenced trait Mill twiglets 20 wingo baca buca either pick a kugel Scrabble wobblesquid de que es melting wax batik 5 but I don't know what the fear I have ultimately squiglet sand pool in an n n n n turkey duly noted duly noted | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:09:40 | |
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| Help it to bits the harbinger of the information Network vice president clipper burrito 816 potassium units with the information of potential to great benefit of America . Rice president burrito eat Smurf matrix capitalized wiggy wiggy wiggy all the way we we we we go. Messing with Smurfs is another smurf smurf smurf spare change Auto part card discount melting wax upon the information matrix of stupendous malarkey graciously undisclosed by our forefathers in their uninhibited run on the Kmart bargain aisle of scented candles off the mind and other assorted parents should anyone wish to complain please call Steve but I don't have his number so I guess you're kind of out of luck there. Thank you and I will hang up the intercom phone | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 04:03:19 | |
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| call stack brinksmanship | |
| crosstacular fingulations are my specialty, but don't quote me on that. i'm excellent with cross-mannerisms as well, albiet not with the same crisp punch of synthetic nosehair, $12.99. better than the real nosehair, if you are unable to gro nosehair, etc. sssmubject to terms and cronditionsms of mannertacular crosspicudity | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-05-19 03:13:56 | |
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| GESCOM ISSUES | |
| I accidentally listened to keynell 3 times yesterday, wanna fight about it? | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-05-05 17:40:32 | |
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| energy duck | |
| energy duck smooth toothpaste the experience your mouth the bomb. smash placque mouth mit vesuvius (tm) patent under even the most stringent of gingerivitis circumstance. eat buick, get gas, live life -- for less than price of Traditional Easter Nerds® toothpaste | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-04-21 19:54:24 | |
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| Traditional Easter Nerds® toothpaste | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-04-21 18:11:59 | |
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| it's the only way to pay | |
| the man is addled that i'm getting entropy into his pool. i am hiding in an aioli micr0cosm of dinosaur graft, and i am in no mood to get out. the waiter brings me my check, and mastercard teleports me out of this parallel universe | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-04-15 05:56:21 | |
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| elbowa bounce me the elbow | |
| tweed zackett outstrips interstitial marmoset bargain matrix the horde cheboygenesis my tutti the velocimommy. telt wing 15, you have your order | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-04-15 05:45:26 | |
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| DAMGED TSB PORT | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-04-12 16:00:34 | |
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| stardate -9001 + 3i | |
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i thot: nanite jim had better have those housatonic particles for me, or he's going to eat the south end of my armalite battleminger 4000, with the the particle beam set to extra burn.
fortunately for me -- and, actually, much more fortunately for nanite jim -- he had 'em. it was on with stage two of the mission.... bursts of ionized helium staggered by me in a photon-induced haze. truly, this was not an upscale neighborhood... but, i had a contact in a dive bar with a sentient particle beam that could, with the proper down-incentive, furnish me with the access code to the zyberborgiane xyzzyix. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-04-02 02:12:03 | |
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| xPct | |
| my pivot laser is your excelsior dub. hy[ertenses the river of messhuugulachusetts binary poems in autumn are now out of aligment and you refuse to give them more.t appart trarlk coniiffs qoitingly undermidst the underpresent expatriate commune. fitzgerald kentuckey veduzengebloigen von mitzfeltzkried non pappa plil. didn't xpqt dat, didU? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-03-31 03:34:14 | |
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| tjings happen | |
| there i was, the veritable cyberperogie haxing utmost tweens unto mine own self. unsure about i was jist about toweet treeviously -- and i find it inferniating; i cannot remember ibn=nthe vsn vsn csnnt vs vs n vs cabbest. have u ever remember tjat fong u cant' re,e,ember? yeh. yeh | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-03-29 03:43:27 | |
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the woman disappears, and her cloud-pattern mumu turns into a balloon and drifts upwards. it gets stuck against the corregated aluminum ceiling of the garage. for some reason, this troubles you immensely.
the sound of a set of silverware being thrown down stairs, run through paulstretch, slowed 50x "Are we in the information age?" I ask. "Dude, shut up." says a voice from the back. i suppose a sort of faith in the order of the universe. if it's time, it will show up. if it's not, it won't. meanwhile, i'm not in a rush. it's a funny sort of memory, that only works in reverse. i just let the marbles roll through my brain tubes, weasels restructuring tubes constantly, the marbles land, the universe has decided. this is the process i use to pick table, chair, and chair orientation when i deign to grace the mall food court (the one with the flowy ocean arc roof window) with my vote. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-03-16 06:49:52 | |
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| Alpaca for scale | |
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send nudes 4 alpaca, nevermind she don't want nudes... |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-03-07 17:41:09 | |
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| Socio-political oblogations | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-02-12 20:11:25 | |
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| We are unfinished Sudokus | |
| We are Not looking too deep into the NTS sessions, sry | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-01-22 18:13:03 | |
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| WiFi Error | |
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Failed to schporkle. Please reestablish link and try again. |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2019-01-16 18:51:24 | |
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| here's a better idea | |
| oh, come on... we're all a collage. i didn't invent computers. i didn't invent binary. heck, i didn't even invent numbers, and i use them every day -- like they're nothin'. don't pay nobody any royalties for numbers. this good idea i had, like, it's just crushed up fragments of previous good ideas | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-01-05 01:09:50 | |
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