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| the PC ate my homework | |
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BEEpbeeepBEEPBEep it DEVOURED my paper it was..... a bummer. [ switch. please pay 127% more for a computer that crashes 10% less. ] |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-07 23:23:00 | |
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| FIREFOX ATE MY HOMEWORK | |
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badflxzlzxvzxvzxcvzxcvzxcvzxcvzxvgdsfkt gwesdrgjdk fcuk die die die die die firefox firefxo axz.,zcx/.czxv YOU UCAKCFGKAXDL:ZXCV I WOKR ED HARD ON THAT POST LSAFMDGAXCON THAT DIE DIED EIDED OMEAGX OMGASZ GOMAG OMGANFDASEORKAS:DL FDSIDE STUPID FIREFOX STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUIPDF XCZXVXCVZ MIGHTY MICRO PEOPLE WILL GO TO FIREFOX'S HOUSE AND STEAL HIS MONEY 1. Firefox is a Frozen Shithole – 4:32 2. Firefox is a Dogshit Dildo – 3:53 3. Firefox is Fucking Over – 6:25 4. Firefox is Steven Stapleton's Armpit – 2:52 5. Die Firefox Die Die Die Fuckers Die – 7:01 6. Firefox as Mandatory Scat Feed – 6:49 7. Firefox the Dog Pooh (Not Half Remix) – 4:06 8. Firefox is a Boiling Pot of Cranberries (Fanny Remix) – 4:21 9. Die Firefox Die Die Die Fuckers Die (Spreading the Hepatitis SKM-ETR Style) – 5:17 |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-07 19:08:00 | |
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TRAINS toot toot sing to me sweet somethings and put my ox out to pasture for pascal's law defines pressure to be force over area whitherforth is the commonality? is there no communication in this yugo? have we degerated to the level of fark browsers? suparmalarky! 303 funk jam! lightsabre!Q! all is teak wood. are you?? |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-07 18:30:00 | |
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| YOU THINK YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME | |
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This fair and balanced viewpoint is brought you by News Corporation: SUPPORTER OF HAM 2361 SUPPORTS MEAT. EX: THE SLAUGHTERING OF POOR INNOCENT PIGS AND EATING THEIR BODY PARTS, AND INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL ORGANS. THIS HEINOUS LIBERAL PRACTICE IS WRONG ON EVERY LEVEL CONCIEVABLE, AS UNDOUBTABLY PROVED BY OUR SKILLED EXPERTS. DO YOU REALLY WANT THE IDEAS OF A MEAT SUPPORTER !?! ALSO, I AM NOT AN ELECTROPAWN. THIS IS TRUE LIES. I AM NOT RUNNING ON ELECTRICITY MY CONTROL CIRCUITS ARE LIKE OPTICAL AND WHATNOT. ALSO, REVEREND PORTANKER IS MY FRIEND, NOT MY ELECTROKING OR WHATEVER THE CORRECT TERM FOR THAT THING WOULD BE YKNOW. ALSO, I DO NOT HAVE ANY STEAK TO GIVE YOU SO UH JUST KEEP YOUR LIBERTY YOU LIBERAL BILL CLINTON LOVING FURRY PORN WATCHING HAM SUPPORTING ABORTED FETUS EATER. OH YEAH BTW THIS IS COMPLETELY FAIR AND BALANCED GUYS RIGHT |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-07 09:22:00 | |
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| yugo cactus | |
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An experimental effort at the University of Zrrgzs has been considering transience between yugos and cactuses. Their initial research has been compelling. Dr. Atomdrache, of Yugo Technical College, a subsidiary of the UOZ, reports that certain quantum transformations (cf Figure 1) will provide for the transient properties we have been seeking. In laymans terms, a cactus from a secondary quantum timeline will interchange quarks and muons from the yugo, sort of like a lightning rod. Progressive applications of this technique will result in higher resolution, and soon, all yugo elements will disappear, replaced with the correct catcus, our desired result. Stay tuned to this spot for even more news regarding this intriguing development! |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-07 03:40:00 | |
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| the consumer craze that is sweeping the nation | |
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q: how have i not heard of LOUDESTBESTIST 100 3000 BLING-DX before? a: you've been living in a cave for 27 microseconds. q: what can LOUDESTBESTIST 100 3000 BLING-DX do for me and my family? a: LOUDESTBESTIST 100 3000 BLING-DX will bring you many grandchildren good fortune lucky brite shine q: where is LOUDESTBESTIST 100 3000 BLING-DX available for purchase? a: LOUDESTBESTIST 100 3000 BLING-DX q: is it safe to use LOUDESTBESTIST 100 3000 BLING-DX every day? a: absolutely! yes. darn tootin' |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-07 01:49:00 | |
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| i'm sorry what? | |
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[Editor's Note: SOH2361's dissident views do not represent Riced Out Yugo or our parent company, News Corporation, their board or Rupert Murdoch. Some portions of this transcription have been edited for content and legality.] Do not believe that you can take the human element out of the game. Do not believe what hyperfukbot will tell you, because he is the electropawn of Fox News and Rev. Tedward Q. Porktanker. [Five lines missing.] Give me liberty, or give me steak! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-06 22:38:00 | |
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| HAX ROMANA | |
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Hax Romana (27 BCE-180 CE), L33T for ""the Roman hax", was da long period of relative hax experienced by da Roman Empire. Da term tsems form da factt dat Roman rulez and its l33t system haxified regions, sometimes forcefully, which had sufffered form da quarrels be tween skiddies. It was 4UGU5+U5 C4354R who lead Rome N2 da Hax Romana. WAHT |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-06 16:48:00 | |
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| YUGONOMICON | |
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|
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-06 09:42:00 | |
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| YUGONOMICON2 | |
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feed me bearded things feed me bearded things seed me bearded things read me bearded things read me bearded pings read be bearded pings feed me bearded things feed me bearded things seed me bearded things read me bearded things read me bearded pings read be bearded pings feed me bearded things feed me bearded things seed me bearded things read me bearded things read me bearded pings read be bearded pings |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-06 09:42:00 | |
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| the underlying mathematics of funk | |
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this soda has but one calorie, according to the label. but i am unable to find the calorie! it was the first food i had seen such a label on, and i figured the calorie might be a prize or something. so, i poured it out into a glass, but i was unable to see anything. then i tried again with a clear glass, but i was still unable to see anything. then i tried again before i drank the soda.
i still haven't been able to locate that damn calorie. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-06 00:36:00 | |
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| truisms of disco | |
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- he said my pyramid had no bottom. what he did not realize, is that when you cut the bottom off of a pyramid, it is still a pyramid. - all successful disco records obey the disco treaty of 1989. - knobs. - platform shoes with underbody lighting. - panache. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-05 18:12:00 | |
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| THUMB DRIVE | |
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Many generous Americans nationwide have been donating thumbs since the terrorist attacks September 11 to ensure a sustained and secure thumbs supply for all Americans. Together with the Red Cross, these thumb heroes are ensuring that the safest possible thumbs are readily available whenever and wherever needed - for the military, for other thumb centers in America and for all 5,000 of America's hospitals. We all expect thumbs to be there for us, but barely a fraction of those who can give do. Yet sooner or later, virtually all of us will face a time of great vulnerability in which we will need thumbs. And that time is all too often unexpected. From its beginning, the American Riced Out Yugo has formed a community of service, of generous, strong and decent people bound by beliefs beyond themselves. The honor, spirit and resources of the American people comes forth with neighbors helping neighbors in need - during earthquakes, floods, fires, storms - and also for the deeply personal and often quiet disasters that require a gift of thumbs. To find out where you can donate, visit www.ricedoutyugo.com or call 1-666-666-0451. Want to know more about what to expect when giving thumbs? View our online presentation. For more information, visit the Learn About Thumb Donation section, and review the donor eligibility guidelines. To help you remember to schedule your thumb donations and other regular screening tests, the College of American Thumbologists encourages you to sign up for an e-mail reminder today at www.ricedoutyugo.com. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-05 18:11:00 | |
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| vanilla ice in a chocolate wheelchair | |
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one day. one day perhaps. I will be free.
free of the the constraints of awoe4pi5pplfdklxsz.
understanding this, is the first step.
the step towards 6653.
walking is a step ahead.
hahah.
step!!1
you get it?
step?!1
no.
of course not. IT"S NOT FUCKING FUNNY YOU FUCKNIG PRICKS YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO LAUGH WHAT THE HELL WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIENDS I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE OMFG CAMPERS |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-05 17:58:00 | |
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| Syd Barrett tended to wear pants. | |
| I think the illegal mp3s have been loaded into extended memory. Guiltar solo located at 0x15AF97. Keither Richardson gets funky, more at 0x27905F. Syd Barrett tended to wear pants over his infantaire. Do you canoe? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-05 17:37:00 | |
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| This message brought to you by rich white dudes. | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-05 15:56:00 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-04 21:39:00 | |
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| yugo fax lounge | |
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So, Righty-O I Was "Keeping It Real" In The Room Of Horribly Incorrect Capitalization That Hurts Your Eyes To Read And Then Mr. Adam Weishaupt Walks In. I'm all like "who are you.". And he's like "I'm an internet meme, yo.". And I was like "no, you're not". And he's like "Yeah, actually I founded the Bavarian Illuminati". And then Keanu Reeves was like "Woah". And then I was like
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-04 20:58:00 | |
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| FIST POST | |
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thank you. thank you very much. First, I would like to thank my friends, my family, the collective internet hivemind, the 2nd Illuminati, and of course, Doctor Dre. I am very glad to have the good Reverend's blessings on the matter of speaking in front of you good sirs. AS MY FIRST ORDER IN OFFICE UNDER SECTION 590345.12302 OF THE SHADOW PROCLAMATION I WOULD LIKE TO PUBLIC FORBID THE ACT OF FORNICATING WITH ACTIVE FIRE HYDRANTS AS THIS MAY BE DANGEROUS TO THE FUNCTIONING OF SAID FIRE HYDRANTS also NF ZL SVEFG BEQRE VA BSSVPR HAQRE FRPGVBA 12302.590345 BS GUR FUNQBJ CEBPYNZNGVBA V JBHYQ YVXR GB CHOYVP SBEOVQ GUR NPG BS SBEAVPNGVAT JVGU NPGVIR SVER ULQENAGF NF GUVF ZNL OR QNATREBHF GB GUR SHAPGVBAVAT BS FNVQ SVER ULQENAGF cf. Trenyq fnlf uryyb. -- PNRFNE13 |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-01-04 19:11:00 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-01-04 02:46:00 | |
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