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RTQP: thank u 4 not smokin Supporter of Ham #2361: lets be pen pals RTQP: k the transmission breaks off here. the following snippit of dialogue was retrieved from a sunken WWII era Japanese sub off the coast of Spain. dear HAMSUPPORTUAR, today i conquered europe. there is a boil on my shoulder i find distressing. my favorite color is emerald, what is yours? thx, --rtqps DEAR RTQPS, TODAY WAS QUITE DARK AND SUNNY + 70F. I HAVE LOCATED THE BASKETS, PLEASE ADVISE ON ACTIVE RESPONSE. EMERALD IS COLOUR OF SHADE, HOWEVER I PERFER ONYX WHEN AND IF I SEE IT. HOW MANY BROTHERS AND SISTERS DO YOU HAEV? --HAMSUPPORTUAR der h4mmeister, today is rainy + 370k. i advise you bedeizen the baskets. oh my dog, that's the funky tish. i have 1.7 brothers and/or sisters. what is the capital of madrid? --artiez teh qewpie LISTEN ARR TO THA QEW: BASKETS have MOVED, thanks for advice. I have a snake, he lives in glass tubes mit very many substrates. My familys is all dead. Madrid has five dollars and four spains? I have sprained my writing pen. -hamshizzle yo wizzle mah hamshizzle, sell all baskets futures, the russian mafia is taking an interest in the industry. this new shampoo makes my hair as free, wild, and alluring as that of richard d. james. it is a pity your writing pen has been sprained, perhaps you should give the shopkeep a talking-to? &c. &c. yours truly lord rtqp of entwhistle |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-01 13:55:00 | |
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| 1981 was a dangerous time. | |
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It was the end of feeding time, and the guard came around to retrieve my tray. He didn't know I had a piece of fence-wire I had pulled off the yard earlier that day.
He also didn't know I had tested positive for HIV last week. I used my disposable razor to cut my wrist, with that I dipped the sharp end of the wire in the wound and waiting for Marshall Madden to pick up my tray. Wait. Here's a little backstory between Madden and I. When I first came to this place, I was singled out by Madden for a particularly brutal beating, followed by a night of repeated sexual assault by him and several other guards on duty. Never have I been treated so badly or without respect. Hell, I would have given it up to him if he just asked nicely, as he isn't ugly. Alas. Madden was two cells down collecting the trays. I held out my tray for him to collect. As he reached in, I jerked it back and grabbed his hand in an amazing ninja-like death grip. I raked the razorsharp wire across his arm, cutting as deep as I possibly could. He pulled his arm and slammed my face against the cold metal bars, breaking out several of my front teeth in the process. I started spitting blood all over his face in a vein attempt to get it in his mouth or eyes. Madden got his arm free and flew against the bars of the cell across from me. Davis had a shiv and grabbed Madden and slammed the homemade weapon into his jugular vein. Fucking Germans. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-01 12:34:00 | |
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| i am feeling anti | |
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anti-art anti-tube anti-words anti-wards anti-dada anti-ford anti-man anti-girl anti-feelings anti-world anti-fuck anti-shit anti-Rev. Tedward Q. Porktanker anti-Fox anti-chess anti-pie anti-ansi anti-ascii anti-year anti-Dick Clark anti-Walkman anti-prison anti-pope anti-flag anti-HDTV anti-clean anti-razor anti-anti anti-year anti-itna anti-coke anti-weed anti-mall anti-fear anti-god anti-sex anti-cum anti-blast sheilds anti-unexploded ordiances anti-thinking before reaction anti-insular chain gang free jazz collectives anti-insipid titular child molester punk rats with nothing to lose anti-me |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-01-01 12:17:00 | |
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| being weird wild lara flynn yankovich | |
| YOU CAN'T GET THIS FUNKY OFF BATTERY POWER ALONE!! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-01 12:11:00 | |
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| triple word score! | |
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Nothing must be repeated more than once. Nothing must be repeated more than once. You know, we don't really need disco. Everything must be repeated more than once. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-12-31 13:15:00 | |
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| tweet toot musical fruit | |
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CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE A WINNER! PLEASE ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER. CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE A WINNER! PLEASE ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER. CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE A WINNER! PLEASE ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER. CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE A WINNER! PLEASE ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER. CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE A WINNER! PLEASE ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER. CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE A WINNER! PLEASE ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER. CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE A WINNER! PLEASE ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-31 08:28:00 | |
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| are there any glue funk hits in the house? | |
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the day was not going well. no, not at all. would you consider the complete and total invasion of your cable television by ants (purple ants) "going well"? I did not.
i screamed and howled at the unresponsive box, threatening to set the velociraptors on it. it offered me great rates on long distance in exhange. having lost the use of my voicebox to a tragic marina accident in 1827, i had little use for long distance... and, for that matter, short and medium distance. so I kicked the obnoxious box. it started angrily spewing smoke and noises that resembled broken roland drum machines. i became very afraid. "Are there any glue funk hits in the house?" I bellowed, momentarily having forgotten my voicebox issues. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-31 08:20:00 | |
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| /quit | |
| you can tell I'm sleep deprived because of how i DEPARMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES RUNNING OVER TANKER TRUCKS CONTAINING NOTHING BUT ASTROGLIDE CAUSES HORRIBLE LUBE TRAGEDY ON I-40 BETWEEN AMARILLO TEXAS AND SOVIET CHLAMIDYA | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2006-12-31 03:31:00 | |
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| Latest Fine Yugo Products: | |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-12-29 03:25:00 | |
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| michael q. fox | |
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CLAMP MACHINE! CLAMP MACHINE! CLAMP MACHINE! everyone do the hyperboogie!! for my bananas be clampin' funky, and if you want a hypernoogie just dis my rhesus monkey |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-28 12:44:00 | |
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| fantastic jim. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-12-27 14:27:00 | |
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| Things I would like to see on Computers in the future | |
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I would like the following things to be added to computers, post-hate:
1. A setting for browsers that says, "I do not want to remember any passwords, I do not want to see this message again, and if I click on something I meant to download it, thx" 2. A setting for the OS that says, "do not update anything, ever, thx". 3. A button, that tells the computer, "save all data, because it is about to be kicked in the motherboard by a user infuriated with inane dialog boxes, thx." |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-27 14:24:00 | |
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| INSTALL UKRANIAN SPELL CHECK Y/N? | |
| my wife and sushi chefs are doing it out back. Gina, I think the car is registered under her name. declaration of signal: 827Ghz/100,000W/720x3,844z7, 2y0 IDENT ID: 82770172701700001747298770000 Message of the day: Represent on the acid museum diaries. login: rdjames password: Welcome Richard, you have new mail. Perhaps a snare rush would be particular? exit. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-12-27 13:18:00 | |
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| INSTALL UKRANIAN SPELL CHECK Y/N? | |
| my wife and sushi chefs are doing it out back. Gina, I think the car is registered under her name. declaration of signal: 827Ghz/100,000W/720x3,844z7, 2y0 IDENT ID: 82770172701700001747298770000 Message of the day: Represent on the acid museum diaries. login: rdjames password: Welcome Richard, you have new mail. Perhaps a snare rush would be particular? exit. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-12-27 13:17:00 | |
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| The passing of an era | |
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YOU DON'T KNOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! YOU DON'T GROW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! YOU DON'T PLOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! YOU DON'T FLOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! YOU DON'T SHOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! YOU DON'T CHOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! YOU DON'T SNOW RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! YOU DON'T RICARDO MONTALBAN LIKE I DO! IN THE DIGITAL AGE! |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-12-26 02:22:00 | |
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| NEWS | |
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MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10 MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10 MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10 MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10 MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10 MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10 MULSIMS INVAED CONGRESSES!!! moar @ 10 |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-25 22:58:00 | |
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| James Brown RIP | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-25 21:54:00 | |
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| what the fuck is kwanzza? | |
EVERYONEKNOWSTHEHOLEPUNKSCENEHOLEPUNKSCENE
iamalreadydead imalreadydead alreadydead alreadydead GET UP AND BURN A COURTNEY LOVE INTO YOUR HEAD! |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2006-12-25 08:02:00 | |
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| merry vsnares day | |
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here is a vsnares block.
W I N N I P E G G I N N I P E W G E N N I P W G W G P N I N E G G G P N I N E W I N I P W E G G W I N N I P I G W I N N I P E G for extra fun, load this into your copy of octamed or renoise. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-25 02:14:00 | |
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| lrg 'n' n-crg | |
| i c u. u c mi. bt du u c frly? i p frly. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-12-23 07:56:00 | |
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