Roger that, Roger. I see the briefcase. It is a nice briefcase. Within it is a piece of paper. It reads, "Do not tell others of the contents of the briefcase."

I breathe heavily. Is it fate, or is it destiny? Time warps around me as space unfolds in a pile of intergalactic swarf. Knowingly, I reach for the tassles. But the tassles are long gone.

CQ CQ CQ, this is TRI calling Roger. Do you copy?

I reach for my pocket Xerox. Slowly, I raise the drum above my head, scan my DNA, and clone myself. I don't know what the fuck that did, but now there are two of me, so that's cool. This is gonna piss off the wife.

Summary thus far

• smell of fresh toner
• Case of the Missing Tassles
• swarf lol
• custard is nice, unrelated but I thought I'd mention it yknow

I have tansted your water , to my IMMENSE disappointment it gave me dihydrogen monoxide poisinging. This I do not appreciate

i shall contact my lawyer and he shall be ANGER at you, young Man

yes please -

i woulnd very much like an funt cake, does it come with a SPON? I simply cannot eat an funt cake without the SPON, for my hands do not adopt the same curvature as SPON does

thank,

• drug
• woman
• funt

you'd better be convinced

foetus,
o foetus you are
with your face like a car
how you fly in the void in your mind

embryo
o embryo you turn
with your eyes how you burn
how you know that the world is unkind

don't get back to me babe
o don't get back to me
don't get back to me babe
yea

elliptical child, tell me your ways,
now you grow like the wind and the rainfall
with your mind still so mild, yet your voice in a daze
like one open to all that is truthful

o
how your ways be unfurled
o
how your ways be unfurled …

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