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| i cannot divulge the presence, or non-presence, of SPON, in FUNT. dirischtich-level clearance is required dirichlet. should you elect to provide your own SPON, for FUNT CAKE, it will be permitted, but beware you do so at your own expense. at dawn, a man with shattered eyebrows will pass by your abode and fart absentmindedly. this will be the signal that your clearance level has been accepted, and you may await further inforstorktxions from a trained lemur that will emerge from a nearby tree. her name is susan. don't pet her. she doesn't like it. at that point, the podule susan passes to you will contain the presence, or non-presence -- again, neither of which is admitted -- of SPON for SPON in FUNT for CAKE doES FUNT SPON SPON NATURALLY^H^H^H^H end of transmission | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-04 03:35:39 | |
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yes please - i woulnd very much like an funt cake, does it come with a SPON? I simply cannot eat an funt cake without the SPON, for my hands do not adopt the same curvature as SPON does thank, |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 03:27:07 | |
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| DESTINATION: FUNT | |
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operhaps derschnauzer hast gestinken thine trip?
thine trip
not convinced? you should be you'd better be convinced(i'm sorry, i just get excited, sometimes. would you care for some funt cake?) |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-04 03:17:13 | |
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foetus, embryo don't get back to me babe elliptical child, tell me your ways, o |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 00:44:57 | |
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| Who Hairs Wins | |
| do not faze the follicle, follicles must remain unfazed for optimal hilarity | |
| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 00:26:50 | |
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| FALSELY NEWSWORTHY | |
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Those claims are completely unfounded and based entirely on speculation. To believe that fandey hanold planksters honsker diddly donker phlet is almost as ridiculous as believing that this claim that the aforementioned claim is incorrect is correct, which, of course, it isn't. We know this because we are a Big Trustworthy News Source, which means we are trustworthy because we are big and trustworthy. This trustworthiness is what keeps us trustworthy, so you can trust us. Ultimately, though, it is up to you whether you decide to trust us -- though we highly recommend you do, and if you don't, we'll attack you with further verbosity, grammatical complexity, and hitherto unmentioned tripartite sequence. |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-03 23:51:02 | |
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| dxm for breakfast | |
| Darnold_hanold_barely.pdf Rankled fandey hanold planksters honsker diddly donker phlet. Meesom bruulies meenob climbsters tonsger hoonies ronderflempt. Kawright lawright mauldooney, dee fronk shel meisters dinsel rite. Grufrollomy rendall dinksters dosh Don flimmety oioil klempt. Chee dobserfoogie? Cheem dumps! Habernatchy? Hanksaldoinerfungy! Pertweem bardeelier ront nart fargis der semps squee domily unvter whale. GreennessGreesnosdtketrinnilliaad kredunskters fons sla giverty ein der klampt. Whensnaard fogles dros mon diggerty wobderflant. Steeg hide die drusscols, bers slibberty mind der Krent. Slobnosch schischanks skreelenks skrob. Grons knob ski lengths be drinks scrub. Darnold hanold barley barley barley! Betw Nsnet omschersplinen omschen schtoop schtools. Gweensard gwoonsil tonsil print and naeleon sprounß! Ree Reedondar. Reedondarhaaaaaleeeooooobobtwerpeutis! | |
| Posted by mouses @ 2019-09-03 23:30:04 | |
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| PUBLIC SERVICE ANNONCEMENT | |
| pete peet pete peet peete peet moss Moss moss Moss moshguse moshguse peet peet peet moss moss mossmoss pete mossmosmosmosmossmossmoss peet mossmossmossmossmossmossmoss peet mossmossmossmossmossmossmossmossmoss don't forget to floss | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-03 23:14:56 | |
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| Palpable funk | |
| Hippies smell onaccounta organic hemp expands and contracts drastically when washed; you cannot wash that shit. That frock vest will look like a baby's frock vest vest if you wash it. That's why you incense the shit out of it. Listen. I got this Romanian shower curtain, organic hemp, that thang loses a good 6" after a wash then expands past it's prime, then, eventually, settles at a happy medium just in time to stank. And that's why bathroom exhaust fans are so pertainent to Romanian. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-08-28 23:58:51 | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-08-28 11:53:06 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-08-12 01:01:53 | |
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| Oh really?! | |
| A fisheye in the see is worth three in the tree you see. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-08-09 16:46:33 | |
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| lmao | |
| you just think that because you're using a fisheye lens | |
| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-08-04 16:06:51 | |
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| I no rite??? | |
| Elephants ain't even real. THE NSA CGI's those shits. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-07-30 20:34:07 | |
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we're missing the elephant in the room the elephant, |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-28 21:00:21 | |
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| how dare you | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-07-27 04:25:26 | |
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giant ants simply don't fucking work. it's called biomechanics, and it's a subfield of physics.
the most simple way to explain it is this: the reason we cannot build arbitrarily tall buildings is because they would collapse under their own weight. at a certain height, the weight of the overall material overwhelms the ability of the material at the bottom of the building to hold it up. it goes crunch; the building falls down. so, much as one could not stack more than one or two elephants (precluding a binomial stack of elephants, in which case you could probably get up to four or five layers [however the fuck you managed to get the elephants arranged that way]) without collapse, giant ants are a load of fucking horseshit. calculus has my back, here. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-07-27 03:33:07 | |
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| if you stacked all the elephants in the world on top of each other, they wouldnt like it | |
| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-19 23:10:16 | |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-07-19 23:01:05 | |
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| 30ml bottles | |
| if you ever find an unmarked 30ml bottle, totally unlabeled. Just drink the stuff you find, it won't hurt you. It can't hurt you, 30ml is far to small an amount to hurt a human and that's just science and who the fuck are you to argue with science? By and by if you find my cart full of bromazelam in 30ml bottles, I lost it like three days ago in a part of town I'm not familiar with, nor the native language spoken there. Will pay for return. | |
| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2019-07-07 02:37:30 | |
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