Riced Out Yugo
Hieronymus Blunt
  • Hieronymus Blunt
  • Bassist Hieronymus stabbed by nazi viking
  • Franz Ferdinand's Hieronymus debut album (gonna have some chalis/penn and teller 2nite)
  • Gödel, Escher, Hieronymus
  • Hieronymus 28:37
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-22 10:58:00
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overly-awesome turbo flangelis
christfunk, doritos, watzinger. this was gonna be a day. t5q28288888jjt rf s jdjlktle3kltr fand so on. ther wawtj35kla4c vfjj3jer POLAND!~$ tfgjdj marklarkyl; gfjgfjgjjjgfjgf y2y2hjuw be damed if he wasn't sqeawting like ms. piggy on accelerants. thar wa 235utwjsgjjkk 4k7kkkkktrkkkwk3kk45k3k5krk3wktrkkrk aeonfuxgfi 3jtrjjtftmy6 ytyy nINK NINK NIONK NI NK WE CAN'T HOLD THE NIN K FIELD SIR!$~$@ turboboost
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-22 01:06:00
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Yo fukbot, im goan have all da biches here

You ain't got to lie ta kick it

Yo man fuck dem bitches, dey ain't call me back But i just paged my auntie

You ain't got to lie ta kick it

Tell your mama, tell your daddy, tell your auntie
You ain't got to lie ta kick it
Tell your cousin, tell your sister, if she want me
You ain't got to lie ta kick it


Yo Fukbot, i got the new Biz 9000

You ain't got to lie ta kick it

I got the Playstation in the windshield!

You ain't got to lie ta kick it

Yo fukbot, check out this ring, 69 karots

You ain't got to lie ta kick it

It's Kryptonite, Kryptonite!

You ain't got to lie ta kick it

Tell your mama, tell your daddy, tell your auntie
You ain't got to lie ta kick it
Tell your cousin, tell your sister, if she want me
You ain't got to lie ta kick it


I'm sick of these tacobots lyin' 'bout they rich (what?)
Lyin' 'bout they bitch (what?)
Lyin' 'bout they dick (what?)
I'm sick of these tacobots lyin' 'bout they hits (huh?)
Lyin' 'bout they whips (huh?)
Lyin' 'bout they six (yeah)
I'm sick of these tacobots lyin' 'bout they clothes (brrrmmph!)
Lyin' 'bout they hoes (uhh)
Lyin' 'bout they rows (uhh)
I'm sick of these tacobots lyin' 'bout they house (punk!)
Lyin' about they clout (yeah)
Lyin' up in they mouth (yeah yeah)

Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-20 04:44:00
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ojiifst
THE LUBRICATION NOZZLES ARE LEAKING
I REPEAT, THE LUBRICATION NOZZLES ARE LEAKING
THE WEEPING OF THE LONELY ELECTRON
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Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-08-20 03:07:00
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(loop 'fruit)
But she does know things. She's elite.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-08-19 22:58:00
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The Son of Yugo
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-08-19 12:29:00
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qqq
aigret: I thought I had to pee so I went and sat down on the toilet, then proceeded to queef for a good five seconds
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-08-19 01:54:00
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sent to me from the prophet
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Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-08-18 19:06:00
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Awwww Ricky.
Well All I know Is I Love Shooting This Gun!

Well All I know Is I Love Shooting This Gun!

Well All I know Is I Love Shooting This Gun!

Well All I know Is I Love Shooting This Gun!

Well All I know Is I Love Shooting This Gun!

Well All I know Is I Love Shooting This Gun!

Well All I know Is I Love Shooting This Gun!

Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-17 17:46:00
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ALL MY TANGOS BE BULLETPROOF
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-17 14:45:00
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OH MAH GAWD
  • OH MAH GAWD
  • OHHH LAWDY
  • HEAVENZ 2 BETSY
  • HOLY SHIT
  • LAND-O-GOSHEN
  • LANTIC-OCEAN
  • GREAT SCOTT
  • O TEMPORA, O MORES
  • GREAT CAESER'S GHOST
  • LESSER CAESER'S PIZZA
  • YANKEES GREAT PHIL RIZZUTO DIES AT 89
  • HOLY COW (for our hindu readers)
  • JZUS CRST ALMTY
  • HEAVENZ 2 MERGATROID
  • NINTENDOZ 2 METROID
  • BOYZ 2 IRRESPONSIBLE ADULTS
  • O SHIT, SON
  • MAN ALIVE (next time use a .45)
  • LEAPIN' LIZARDS!!
  • PETER, PAUL, AND HAIRY
  • SAVE ME, JEEBUS
  • JESUS CHRIST
  • HOLY SHIT
  • HOLY CRAP
  • OH MAH GAWD
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-17 14:38:00
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pre-pre-post-anti-post-modernism
wat?!?!?!?@#!@#?$#@%I*#$%($RAX __X____V____B____
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i was chillin wit mah man mahjong the WISEST down on memory lane and things didn't quite make sense because the spacetime continuum was kinda wack as fuck so i was like "fuckkkkkkkk" and then i just gave up on it all and started lying to myself
it's it's it's the WORLD FAMOUS RICED OUT YUGO YUGO YUGO
hyperfukbot - i be the one that'2350 erta erfgdafldxz; l,fv;lzd,fg;ldfgl;df;lgdf;lgda
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-16 22:55:00
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huh?
BIGGIE SMALLS!
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BIGGIE SMALLS!
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BIGGIE SMALLS!

OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY WORKS!

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-08-16 21:44:00
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WELCOME TO COLLEGE 3
SLIPPERY WHEN WET



SLIPPERY WHEN WET
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-16 17:55:00
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could it be taco sabotage?!!?!?
yeahhhhhhhhhh boy
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-15 21:28:00
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Random Noise
The way I see it dreams are like the random noise that's been caught from your thoughts while your asleep. Mind you what the fuck dead hookers and necrophilia has to do with my everyday thoughts is a mystery to me.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-15 18:16:00
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RE: 2169
I stand corrected, Hatsby tells me that he has some obscenely large logs containing all of the conversations between lusers and hatbots but has yet to retrieve them.

That will be all.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-14 20:38:00
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you've got some merv
R I C _ _  _ T Y _ G _

i'd like to buy a bowel.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-14 18:17:00
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TEN REASONS KARL ROVE LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE
Here are ten reasons ol' Karl left.
  1. Refuses to untilt his glasses
  2. Unable to make turds blossom any more
  3. Keeps using Bush's private restroom
  4. Air Force one caught him stealing pens
  5. His deal with the devil is at end of contract
  6. His left nipple was taken hostage by radical islamists
  7. He wants to reform his rock band (and he will CRUSH Van Halen in the polls)
  8. Dick Cheney keeps asking to take him 'hunting'
  9. Bush won't give him hand jobs any more
  10. Was caught banging Scott McClellan in the Lincoln Bedroom... again
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-14 15:00:00
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-14 14:33:00
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