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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-13 22:20:00 | |
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| now, listen to me very carefully | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-13 22:17:00 | |
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| It's past 3am now, and I feel a lot better | |
| Being a Yugo staff members keeps you busy, I'm almost always working on something. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-13 21:06:00 | |
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| I still say that Hatsby should have logged the responces to the original hatting despite the huge numbers involved purely because it would be a lot more constructive | |
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----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: 95% Real Yugo Date: 13 Aug 2007, 00:40 I say old bean, have you seen my hat? ----------------- Responce ----------------- Subject: And a fabulously salubrious greeting to you old chap! Body: Firstly i must point out, that yes i have seen a hat! It was along time ago and it was in a very abstract sense. If it was yours or not...I cannot say for sure. Memory and time have obscured the exact details of the aforementioned headwear, but...it was a very nice hat. To look upon it's wonderments once more, would be a dream i dare not...dare to dream! Hang on a minute...It's on your head! |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-13 20:55:00 | |
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Oh god why do I still talk to you, not like there wasn't a point in banning you until the next millenia. 3am is nearing and without the numbing sensation of pointless ammounts of TV my mind is beginning to become more active as the dread of realisation grows. I will attempt to bury this permenantly, although it will have to be addressed as you pointed out - you gave no reason so I am completely in the dark but I know what you meant. All I can hope for is I either die in some car accident (or something completely medicore like that) before I have to explain the mistakes I have made or that I manage to pretend everything is ok for the next few years until it all goes to hell... ... again |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-13 20:51:00 | |
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| who are we | |
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why do we do this? why do we go through life? why do we live? what the fuck is this shit? what is the meaning of life? where do we go when we die? where do we go when we live even? where do babies come from? what is the largest prime number? what do we do now? where do we go from here? what is this? why do we work? why do we do drugs and drink? why do we break down into a million pieces and cry? why do we love? why do we hate? why do we do what we do? why are we who we are? the answer: Richard Nixon. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-13 05:48:00 | |
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| why does everyone want to BDSM me? | |
| dudes i know i'm a hyperfukbot and everything but this is getting kind of weird and everything ok? | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-13 05:06:00 | |
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| random post defcon disorder | |
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omg 5 of them dan k is a point nine five sort of person badge watering is a bad thing to do geeks usually can hold their liquour. Except when they can't. INTERNET ASSHAT SPECIALISM is a new up and coming field in internet asshattery. do you have your IAS certification? don't try getting into clubs without a real identification they do not like this no they do not at all |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-08-13 02:20:00 | |
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| oh hi | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-08-13 00:16:00 | |
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| heatsink vector | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-12 19:42:00 | |
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| we are the hat pack | |
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hatz + hatz + hatz + hatz + hatz + hatz + hatz --------- = hat pack |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-12 10:05:00 | |
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| Gate and Kerry | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-12 09:18:00 | |
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| hay guyz | |
| wats up | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-12 08:18:00 | |
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| ceephax carmichael and the disruptarian infodrome | |
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critical breech critical breech critical breeches critical bleachers mavis beacon teaches... it went on like this for pages and pages. i was torn between two courses of action: one, light this motherfucking confusing stack of papers on fire so i didn't have to ever see it again, or two, do my duty and get this shit to a cryptanlyist, post-haste. thoughts of the brig convinced me that option two was an investment in the future. my future. i brought it to dr. maximillian cognition, a recognized and networked munger of codez. he was with the triangular department, and consequently i had only met him once before. i was not sure if he would remember me. i checked through security, got my directions, and proceeded. i was surprised to find that the compound was incredibly large, as i was not walking but a few minutes before i found myself in a forest, seemingly naturally and carefully built around. i wondered what the shape of the entire complex was, as it may very well have simply followed natural geological and ecological realities. dr. cognition's lab was not that much further along, seemingly quite modern and well-maintained. i stepped up to the door, and impregnated the card reader with my visitor card. it beeped. the door slid open, and i found myself in a sort of lobby area. a secretary appeared and offered tea, which i declined, and coffee, to which i acquiesced. it appeared shortly, and i patiently sipped it and looked around the room. as per my training, i listened as well as looked, and detected some strange noises coming from the floor below... a deep rumble, and a regular clanging... but quite quiet, it could very well have just been the ventillation system. the good doctor obviously had his mad scientist schtick down, and a bizarre, efficient, and potentially deadly ventillation system was certainly a complimentary shade of bananas. a panel slid open, and the doctor emerged. he did not look amused. i opened my mouth to speak, but he didn't seem to want that to happen, just yet. he ushered me into his office, sat me down, sat at his desk across from me, all the while holding his scowl. then he spoke. "i was just about to release the Q valve so the elasticity could percolate!!" he fumed. "this had better be important, this interruption. who the hell are you??" "i'm seargent reverend tedward q. porktanker of the flannel division," i replied, offering my visitor pass, "and i am on a high-priority mission, for which i need the services of a high-grade cryptanalysist such as yourself." i handed him the papers, relieved that it finally might be someone else's problem. "riced out yugo... the novel..." he muttered, looking the manuscript over. then, something seemed to light a bulb in his head. his demeaneor changed, and not in a way that made me comfortable. "lad," he said (i hate it when they call me lad), "where did you get this?" "it's a long story," i began. "i was..." "well nevermind." he said. i apologize. this definitely is of importance." he pressed the call button, and moments later, his secretary appeared. "yes, doctor?" she said politely. "betty, we'd like to borrow you for a simple little experiment, if that's okay." "oh, sure, i guess!" she replied. the doctor handed her the manuscript, and sat her down at an easy chair to the side of his desk. "betty, please read the first few pages, however much you'd like, and let us know what your reactions are and how you feel." "er... okay!" she said, and quietly began reading. and kept reading. after twenty minutes, we realized something was amiss. she was certainly awake, alert, and reading, but would not respond to any of our queries. attempts to recover the manuscript were met with oddly catatonic resistance. we decided to simply let her finish it.. ...which she did, a half hour later, thanks to the obviously intense concentration she was giving it. she neatly placed it down on the desk, sat up primly, and announced her opinion. "it's not bad." "not bad?!?!" doctor cognition stormed. "you wouldn't let us tear it away from you!!" she blinked. "i did??" she said, appearing genuinely confused. the manuscript was going to print next thursday, and this was NOT the master... it was a mere copy. when i quietly (okay, timidly) informed the doctor of this, he seemed to turn a new level of green. sigh. of course, instead of being solved, it just has to turn into a bigger problem, right? i had been on shore leave not but four weeks ago, and already it seemed a lifetime. maybe i should quit and open a bar. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-09 12:18:00 | |
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| my day so far | |
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that freakin' supermelt`rkk dirty phase canoe.
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-08 13:55:00 | |
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| the chart wizard drives home the point | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2007-08-08 11:06:00 | |
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| Why People Use Firefox | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-08-08 10:05:00 | |
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| all my fluffers be nutters | |
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hi, yugo droppin' 'dat shit, k????
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-08-08 08:56:00 | |
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2007-08-08 07:29:00 | |
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