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I, for one, welcome our new headerimg overloards.


Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-23 14:03:00
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stream of thought time
sometimes i just like to open a new post window and write. i can't tell you why i such things, but i can tell you that i make typos on occasion, but also, on occasion correct them. britney spears' website, amazingly, has less grammar pwn than this here site, which says something - and i doubt she's stream of thoughting either. thoughtting nutter. thorough butter. watter nutter. peanut butter. significant other. ham ham ham, the clam. sandcastles on the beach, contest with win the summer camp. GIMP, hi, can i make a keychain? clasp? 50cent, plastic ziploc, edumart. the outdoorsz store, four to the floor, kryptonite, brown eyed girl 2nite. FANTASTIC
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-23 13:48:00
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Tenacious Q
this is not the greatest post in the world
this is just a tribute
too lazy to write the greatest post in the world
SO, here is this tribute
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-23 13:07:00
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headerimg has become sentient
/headerimg has finally become aware of itself, please stay INDOORS and do not attempt to contact loved ones via telecommunications (IT CAN HEAR YOU). We’re currently trying to control the situation but it looks bad, /headerimg is taking over sections of the government via computerized attacks on their systems. We have no idea when the next contact will be with the public as nearly all our communication devices are down due to the /headerimg attacks. It is currently replicating and attempting world domination.

Signing off,
Mahjong
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-23 12:23:00
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a wacky, very long range formula with lots of variables


In this wacky, very long range formula with lots of variables, MAG is what your magic stat is*, MAP is your magic attack power [which varies among spells; see the individual spell series report for the info], MLVL is the level of the spell used [For fire29, the level is 29; does not apply to the ultima series and certain nonattacking spells], EDEF is the elemental defense** for the target [value is 1 if nonelemental attack is used], CSC stands for "criticals and supercriticals"***, which are hits that deal more damage than normal, depending on how you hit the target. DEF is the target's defense, and DMG is the damage caused. This formula relates to the damage done in the target area. To find the net damage, just multiply your result by the percentage of the area of the target covered. That is, if you only affect 70% of the target, the net damage is 70% lower than the base damage. That's a lot of variables involved! To learn how to work out this formula either by hand or by calculator, refer to the FAQ page.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-22 23:08:00
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16666666664
They come in the night, they always come in the night.
Complete reassurance, of the company policy.
Buffer overflow.
Super fluctuation of ground based materials during the aftermath effect.
Dirigible, totally incomprehensible.
Australia funk hits.
Melons without any syrup cause cancer.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-22 14:59:00
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ma'am, those blinking lights obviously constitute a bomb, and we're going to have to threaten you with uzis now
to america: deep breath. calmness. terrorists are not everywhere. blinking lights in the shape of a star, pinned to the chest of one star simpson, does not constitute a proper bomb.
A REAL STAR

if playdoh were plastic explosive, we would not let children play with it, and it probably would smell a lot different. you are supposed to outraged about the age of 'guilty until proven innocent' the purple-skulled airheads in charge have ushered in. how a non-violent person, LEAVING AN AIRPORT, not causing a fuss, is suddenly surrounded by armed men - and then told she's lucky to be alive.

furthermore, the stated definition of "terrorist" is one who attempts to cause fear in order to change politics. given that this nebulous "al qaeda" has not so much as managed to fire a spitwad at anyone in this hemisphere within the last few years, i honestly have absolutely no fear of a terrorist attack. whatsoever. i worry more about getting mugged. yet, the US government insists we be paranoid, ON ALERT, FEAR COLLEGE STUDENTS WITH BLINKY LIGHTS - and elect the ALPHA MALE who will SAVE US FROM THE EVIL BROWN PEOPLE and KEEP US SAFE. who are the real terrorists, here?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-21 22:31:00
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i am RTQP, and i will say whatever i have to to get elected
hello, patriots of the united states of america. i am the reverend tedward q. porktanker, and i am willing to work for you, if that's what you want to hear. just let me know what you want to hear, and i'll be for it - i'm speaking to supporters of gun control on tuesday, where i will passionately relate how handguns killed my baby, and to the NRA on thursday, where i will passionately relate how handguns saved my baby. want me to be religious? no problem. jewish-muslim of lunar descent? i already am. you see, i don't really care about much other than lining the pockets of myself and my rich friends, i have no real principals or values... but honesty never got anyone elected. vote for me, rtqp, i wi-

hold on, will ya? my wife's on the cell.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-21 15:46:00
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Riced Out Yugo would like to formally apologize for the use of extremely large fonts and the lack of titles in recent posts. Riced Out Yugo fully supports legibility on the reader-end, and does not tolerate title-less, large-fonted posts. thank you and good day.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-19 10:03:00
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well, I have him on my friends list, but the bizarre part is, I don't remember ever friending him at all. and if I did, it had to be accepted on his end. I dunno, it's odd anyway.

Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-18 18:15:00
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Hay Guys,

This may be nothing, but I joined Riced Out Yugo and it gives you the option to automatically add people from your AIM buddy list to your Riced Out Yugo. I tried to do it and it pulled up a person who had listed their AIM name as thegreathatsby. I added thegreathatsby after he hatted me last year. It says their name is Mahjong Wisest. Anyone else made this discovery? It probably doesn't mean anything but I thought it was interesting.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-18 18:13:00
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item description
The Troll is appr. 3.9" tall, made of hard rubber and handpainted. As always all our offered items state in good condition and so do this Troll.

4 Trolls, a Yeti family, a red and a white fox, a swan with an impressing wingspread of about 2.6 ft (80 cm), and some accessories and environment. Some subjects are more rare than others. So you will hardly find the bathing couple or Lisa breastfeeding her babies. Also the trolls, the animals and most of the accessories are rarely offered particularly in good condition.

All this vintage collectables is in great demand by collectors all over the world.

Please do not hesitate to send us an e-mail if you need any further information.

Paypal, bank transfer, we accept the.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-17 09:01:00
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mtp tries the narrative style
While walking home today, I was carrying my ultra-swank Dream In Code lava lamp that I connived by writing some extra-nasty C program. Some of the local fellows passed me by and said something like, "Hello sir. I am impressed by the ultra-swank lava lamp you have acquired! May I suggest that you convert it into a device for concentrating the smoke of combustible intoxicants?" I informed him that no, I would prefer to leave my ultra-swank lava lamp intact. He then further queried me as to whether or not I was a "shroom-head". I responded in the negative, and was then asked just which mind-altering substances I happened to avail myself of. After a seconds pause for thought, I said that I primarily ingested caffiene. The group appeared taken aback. "But that is not a mind-altering substance!" I said that they must have been misinformed, at which point they conceded, but were specifically searching out information on whether I used illegal substances. Another affirmative reply was offered, with the caveat that I do not frequently abuse the substance, just when I recieve a significant amount of free time. They appeared satisfied with this answer, and we went our separate ways.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-09-15 22:46:00
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lolz internet
How to end your career in a few seconds.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-15 18:42:00
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LOOK AT ME I'M THE NEW ATOMDRACHE
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-15 17:09:00
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HIGH SPEED MONEY


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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-15 16:05:00
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HAY DID YOU REALISE A YEAR TODAY YOU DUMPED ME?

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After a short delay...

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY



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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-15 15:36:00
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IM armered wit pizzza
hello son i'm armemereed wit teh pizzzas

i wud lyk you t0 lend me 3 dollarz to g0 yowards my xtreme potholing chalanges
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-15 15:29:00
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Wtf is this shit
Don't you people have anything better to do with your time, I mean what the fuck. This site doesn't even have anything TO DO with Yugo's for christ sake.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-15 15:23:00
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I DEMAND SENSE, REASON
YOU DAMN KIDS AND YOUR STUPID UNINTELLIGIBLE WEB SITES MAKE SENSE GODDAMN IT YOU'RE WASTING PEOPLE'S TIME ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS CAUSE A RUCKUS WHY IN MY DAY WEB SITES WERE ON BBSES AND AT 300 BAUD YOU DIDN'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THIS Q SHIT I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU KIDS NEED TO GET A JOB AND LIVES DIDN'T YOU LEARN ANYTHING IN SCHOOL I GUESS NOT BECAUSE THAT RTQP GUY SEEMS TO COMPLETELY IGNORE CAPITAL LETTERS WHEN HE ISN'T MASHING THE KEYBOARD WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST MAKE A NICE GEOCITIES PAGE ABOUT KNITTING OR CROSSSTICH AND STOP WASTING PEOPLE'S TIME I MEAN WHO CARES ABOUT EFFERVESCENT RANDOMIZED ROTATING BACKGROUNDS FEATUREING PEOPLE IN COWBOY HATS SOME SWEATERS AND SHIT WHY CAN'T YOU WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING USEFUL I MEAN RICED OUT YUGO IS TO NEWS AS CRISPIN GLOVER IS TO DAVID LETTERMAN
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-15 15:04:00
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