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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-15 14:55:00 | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-14 17:20:00 | |
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| enter the district manager | |
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for those of you who don't know, I am the lead salesman/manager for a kiosk selling used DVDs in a mall. I work for a major video rental establishment and I find most of my minutes at this job are spent staring blankly at the edge of my cart or the wall or outside smoking cigarettes.
So I decided it would be alright if I brought my laptop in to help me bide my time by posting to ROY and reading fark.com, no big deal. This mall has wifi throughout for a reason, right? On Sunday, the district manager stops by and catches me at my cart. Laptop out, music playing, and to top it all off, I happen to not be wearing my nametag. She starts it off like this: "Who are you?" "I'm $name, who are you. "I'm $name, the district manager for blah blah." "Oh." "So why do you have your laptop here?" "Oh, I'm writing a dissertation for my ethnomethodology class." "Well, you're on company time, so put away the laptop." "No." "What do you mean no?" "I will not put away my laptop, you expect me to sit and stare at a wall for eight hours? I keep this here and it makes me a more productive worker. I'm the lead salesperson for all the carts in New York, check that list they give you. I'm number two this month and I was number one last month. So if you don't like the way I operate, you can fire me right now and you can see how you like selling DVDs to the salt-of-the-Earth unwashed huns we get in here everyday, huh?" "Well, when you put it like that, just keep the music turned down." "I love it when we come to agreements." I won. |
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| Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361 @ 2007-09-14 16:16:00 | |
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| I just got fired | |
| Thanks a lot asshole | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-14 14:40:00 | |
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| safe for work | |
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GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING ASS BITCH CUNT GSDFKLGJBKLDFGL DFXOPC COCK GOBLIN FLUTIE FUCKER DEATH ASS SJGLERKGF MOATHERSDFUkck f sgDFKLGJDFL FUCK |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-14 07:04:00 | |
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| outrage!! | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-12 12:26:00 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-12 11:31:00 | |
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| mesimile | |
| ouija board mesilly, tremfim lambo fam. christ trefunk malarky spunk, clam clam clam. hoo, hee, zoo, tea, dlightful fosoetrjlsdf n2 me. hoordoo hammba voodoo mamba DELIGHTFUL CAKE are you now awake? | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-12 08:47:00 | |
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| hillary clinton is actually a man | |
| and a republican. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-12 05:18:00 | |
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| what if ur hed exploded: a retrospective | |
| qualitative hax insubstantiated. diachronic malarkey in complete tandem. dunwop crybaby smackdown. the hulk; incredible. the indelible hulk. the indigineous hulk. the dirigible hulk, flying fancy free, over the sea. over the ocean. with a gentle swaying motion. in the basket it puts the lotion. conjuring in moviegoers strong emotion. serious rhyming takes devotion. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-12 03:47:00 | |
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| Words and phrases that the media, celebrities, and politicians should never use again | |
For clarity, honesty, and the good of the nation, I hereby demand that the following words and phrases be REMOVED FROM PUBLIC USE:
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-12 03:38:00 | |
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| Things I would like to say to various 'public figures' currently in the 'news' | |
that is all. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-12 03:30:00 | |
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| HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR WRITING A LETTER | |
| FUCKING WOPRND FUCK YOU COLLEGE RESOURCE SFOR NOT HAVING FUICLING BETTER WOR D PROCJESCCING SHIT . FUCK! | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-11 11:10:00 | |
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| yew go | |
| Å¿taires! we haue found Å¿taires! | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-09-10 23:56:00 | |
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| Fergie was named best female artist | |
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Fergie was named best female artist Fergie was named best female artist Fergie was named best female artist Fergie was named best female artist Fergie was named best female artist well, i have a few issues with this.
MTV is gonna get cancelled, dudes and dudettes. i sense it coming. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-10 06:26:00 | |
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| a book report by general betrayus | |
| t heey say you can't do tokyo drift in a barbie car, but they obviously haven't heard of jeezzbus, our lord and/or savior. jeebus could do tokyo drift in a barbie car - hell he could in a buss if he wanted too, he has bus in his name after all. jesus also can walk on water, conquer poland, and invented the swiss army knife. in conclusion, jesus wants us to salughter the treacherous brown people in iraq. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-10 04:08:00 | |
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| terms and conditions of service | |
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tacos r mexican XHTML 1.1 strict compliant DTDs are norwegian hats are belgian |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-09-10 03:07:00 | |
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| trojan farts | |
| Beware of trojan farts. They are fast-moving and feel light and airy, like normal farts, but do not be fooled! They are imposters, and if you mistake them for the real thing, you WILL regret it. | |
| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-09-09 23:42:00 | |
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| funky fresh jams | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-08 23:34:00 | |
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| nabisco inferno | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-08 23:32:00 | |
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