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The Automobile Consumption Haiku Post 3000
i ate a buick its engine block i did lick but i got real sick i ate a lexus its owner lived in texas now he takes the bus once i ate a car it had ceased to take me far ceased to prowl the tar a bmw is like a snobby canoe tastes like bubbaloo once i ate a honda does workout tapes by fonda oh wait where was i once i ate a ford you see i was rather bored its taste was cardboard
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-10-01 19:09:00
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The h4x cube is awakening
Fasten your seatbelts please.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-30 17:28:00
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Beef monkey
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-30 16:26:00
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-30 16:18:00
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HALO 3
HAY, OH MAN I WAS PLAYING HALO 3 LAST NIGHT HALO 3 DID YOU KNOW ABOUT HALO 3 I HEARD HALO 3 _______ HALO 3 IS THE NEW LIFE
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-30 15:43:00
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damnit
some hooligan vandalized the bathrooms at wal*mart with the fibonacci sequence
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-09-30 00:15:00
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Riced Out Yugo FUQ/FAQ
I'd usually not submit to this kind of downgrading "HERE ARE SOME ANSWERS" type of thing but hopefully when this hits Google this will prevent MySpace messages, emails, internet communication concerning certain queries that are sent to me TOO MUCH. What is Riced Out Yugo: Primarily, a website. How can I contact front page posters: You really can't, but some of us are on the public IRC quite a bit. irc.freenode.net / #ricedoutyugo Who is The Great Hatsby: Fuck you. Are the recently developed tacobots an official Riced Out Yugo product, and if so are they made by Hatsby: Ok, tacobots ARE a Riced Out Yugo creation but not coded by Hatsby. Who runs Riced Out Yugo: US government
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-29 16:58:00
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fux capacitor
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-28 23:08:00
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Listen to the sound s o f winnopeg
SOryrn i'm loik, the sounds of pisst thje sounds oguiness is echoing theroughoutn your miond wihtoutn coub tanbd withoutncomprmosmise. it's 1775 over again, it;s the 6am mabdness and the c,eal;ring up mate.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-28 16:35:00
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rudy giuliani: the paris hilton of politics
HERE"S HOW TEH FIELD LOOKS, FOLKS Rudy Giuliani: The Paris Hilton of Politics Claim to fame: The fame of both Paris and Giuliani stems soley from something going down, and making phone calls during the middle of filmed social functions. Damage potential: Nuke-happy. If he could find Iran on a map, I'd be worried. Mitt Romney: The Walmart of Politics Claim to fame: A professional weasel, Mitt Romney is the GOP's answer to John Kerry. Damage potential: As he seems to be entirely loyal to corporate interests, and corporations have no interest in seeing their clientelle dead, Romney will most likely NOT bomb Iran. Ron Paul: The GOP's Howard Dean Claim to fame: Able to use youtube. Damange potential: Well, how did Howard Dean do? Hiliary Clinton: Janet Reno with Rabies Claim to Fame: Was cheated on by Bill Clinton. After the GOP defended her honor by attempting to impeach her husband, she swore an oath of loyalty to them in secret. Damage potential: She will swear she will never bomb Iran until the day she is sworn in. Then she will bomb Iran. Unfortunately, she will probably win the election. Barack Obama: The Bela Lugosi of politics Claim to Fame: Was once poor & black. Damage potential: Will not bomb Iran, but quite possibly bust a cap in their ass. John Edwards: Reincarnated, seriously insane christian pulpit scorcher Claim to fame: Wife has cancer. Damage potential: "The God that holds you over the pit of hell, much as one holds a spider, or some loathsome insect over the fire, abhors you, and is dreadfully provoked: his wrath towards you burns like fire; he looks upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be cast into the fire; he is of purer eyes than to bear to have you in his sight; you are ten thousand times more abominable in his eyes, than the most hateful venomous serpent is in ours. You have offended him infinitely more than ever a stubborn rebel did his prince; and yet it is nothing but his hand that holds you from falling into the fire every moment. It is to be ascribed to nothing else, that you did not go to hell the last night; that you was suffered to awake again in this world, after you closed your eyes to sleep. And there is no other reason to be given, why you have not dropped into hell since you arose in the morning, but that God's hand has held you up. There is no other reason to be given why you have not gone to hell, since you have sat here in the house of God, provoking his pure eyes by your sinful wicked manner of attending his solemn worship. Yea, there is nothing else that is to be given as a reason why you do not this very moment drop down into hell."
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-27 01:21:00
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assive hattack
bling mcputty watup yo my rhymin be tight im hattackin 2 n fro clambourine-o-rama riced out yugo drama infernal mambarimba no ur mama boochi gagga-gucci heavy metal poochy nip nip nip ur mama teh hoochie
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-26 22:33:00
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RICED OUT YUGO FIRE SALE
FIRE NOW ONLY $5.99 while supplies last
Posted by fuckle @ 2007-09-26 12:54:00
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whyyyyy

Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-25 22:39:00
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i absolutely do not give a shit about halo 3
have a nice day.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-24 13:35:00
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DISASTER STRIKES IN SIMCITY 2000

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-23 16:41:00
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funt: an elaboration
funt originated with yugo founding member DOLT45, when, for reasons unknown, he entered the word into google image search, and found a gentleman of intriguing appearance. here is scheme code to generate a funt tree and a funt forest
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-23 16:13:00
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funt
funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt funt
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-09-23 15:02:00
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Here's my mars
as you can see, water being on mars is also not a myth.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-09-23 14:38:00
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what you shouldnt tell the laserpriest
THE POPE HAS LASER VISION. I HAVE LASER VISION. CYCLOPS DOESN'T HAVE LASER VISION, THAT'S JUST A MYTH. MARS IS A MYTH. MARS IS A HOAX. MARS IS ALL A LIE. PROVE IT. PROVE IT, MUTHAFUCKA. WHERE'S YOUR MARS NOW, BITCHES? WHERE'S YOUR MARS? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO THEN NOW? MARS IS GONE? ARE YOU ON DRUGS? MARS WAS NEVER THERE! ARE YOU ON DRUGS? I'M NOT ON DRUGS AS YOU CAN SEE. ARE YOU ON DRUGS? MARS IS A HOAX. STOP IT. STOP WHINING. STOP LYING TO ME. CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK WHERE IS THE INTERNET? HAVE YOU SEEN IT? I BET IT'S A HOAX TOO JUST LIKE THAT MARS SHIT. JUST LIKE THAT MARS SHIT. THAT MARS SHIT ALL UP IN MY GRILL. THAT MARS SHIT ALL UP IN MY SANDWICH FACTORIES. THAT MARS SHIT ALL UP IN MY GENETICALLY ENGINEERED FUNT CIRCLES. ARE YOU ON DRUGS? YOU'RE ON DRUGS. YOU ARE NOW ON DRUGS. DRUGS. ARE YOU ON DRUGS? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND YOUR PETTY SUPERSTITIONS ABOUT ORIGAMI. FUCK YOU AND YOUR BJORK-LOVING FANNY-PACK TOTING SR71 STEALTH BOMBER ON MARS. FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOAXES. YOUR HOAXES ARE LIES.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-23 14:19:00
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the death of pnrfne
AOOBERS BOOBERS COOBERS DOOBERS EOOBERS FOOBERS GOOBERS HOOBERS IOOBERS JOOBERS KOOBERS LOOBERS MOOBERS NOOBERS OOOBERS POOBERS QOOBERS ROOBERS SOOBERS TOOBERS UOOBERS VOOBERS WOOBERS XOOBERS YOOBERS ZOOBERS that night PNRFNE ENTERED INTO THE ROOM SEARCHING FOR HIS CODIENE, BUT HE COULD NOT FIND IT. THE GIRL ON THE OTHER END OF THE TUBE WANTED TO COMFORT HIM. DREAMS FELL APART SO QUICKLY. DREAMS RISE LIKE YEAST. THERE WERE NO DIFFERENCES IN THE WAY THINGS WERE HAPPENING, YET EVERYTHING WAS WRONG. EVERYTHING WAS SO WRONG. HE COULDN'T FIND HIS CODIENE. EVERYTHING WAS SO RIGHT. HE HAD FOUND HIS CODIENE. THE TIMES WERE FLOWING. dedicated to my dead homie :(
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-09-23 14:14:00
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