Riced Out Yugo
frag
concrete inductor implodes dust collecta
rewires consistent chakra deflecta
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-22 08:01:20
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trunt and sprikwerk
a trunt and sprikwerk what does a series of things. fern is wik mit tichetrit. tacit accrumbulation allows us to get a grip of fings via crumb ... breadstick technology of consciousness. does london exist? theoretically, yes -- but, as i've never been there myself, i have to admit i'm simply taking everyone's word on it. you want words? take boston. there's a boston in london and london had boston before boston had boston, but you go to bad boy wiki p and search "boston" and you get boston, in the USA, even though it was named after the other boston. thus, asking whether or not boston exists, is by extension, asking where boston is located -- like some sort of quantum point cloud.

but what does a series of things? i mean, many things do a series of things, afold of things keep agrip of things.... abreast
things do a series of things do a series of tubes
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-22 06:29:32
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corrupted 90s executive
corporate leroys adjudidicating the archibald resonance for the sake of executive twanky. they got corporate froyo for brains, yo brains corporate fro yo brains fro yo brains got lines on yo lines. PUNKBERRY! i say to thee. dissuading thatcher from his fiscal kamikazibry was bambles tudor the_imbl equation. set constatnt t2o nun. LINDA! MORE COFFEE! can't settle for less than fo fiddy finkenstein, broatyat's constant would flag eddie in the esquire dept getting a page of da nile. LINDA! WHERE'S THAT COFFEEE. what files do we have on barry, anyways? WE GO PLAY HOOP? what is this shit. LINDA! WHERE IS THAT FUCKING COFFEE
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-22 04:48:03
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Mr. Sparkle, this is everything
I bet they got mouth holes cause they probably filter dark matter like those whales filter ocean shit. u no?
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-09-18 22:24:24
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Gold chain propaganda
The Grey's have no anus cause they eat
like pure energy and over evolution have lost their buttholes
so they're like pure energy beings I think
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-09-18 15:54:09
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ketchup'n the why
wat
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-17 04:35:32
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the hayden snare
that did auntie accuse you of eating a buick, hmm? did it give you gas? your insouciant attitude w/rt to the clap programming on the drum machine of your life leaves much to be desired. michael hayden III has also dispressed personal deprivation w/rt to unstochastic nature of your snare. the personal diss of your snare has career consequence(s)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-16 01:12:54
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i am a very fancy man
pixelbreens
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-13 04:35:04
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Free wifi
Do you think all our ups downs lefts rights and all overs are just someone's over there?
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-09-13 00:52:04
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re: totem poll
  1. How often would you say you are a totem pole?
    i cannot recall having ever been a totem poll, but i am sometimes a table leg.

  2. Does your ability to be a totem pole distract you from the futility of existence?

    thinking about my inability to be a totem pole (or, perhaps, my inability to remember being a totem pole) has distracted me from the futility of existence for a few moments, just now. other than that... no.

  3. must repeat lemon for approximately three stages
    lemon lemon LEMON
    lemon LEMON LEMON
    lemon leMON LEMON

  4. Describe the natural lifecycle of the lesser guacamole (1 word maximum)
    guacamole

  5. totem, yes?
    maybe
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-11 00:05:58
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modem roll
the pope's internet runs on unleaded 87 octane.
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-09-10 16:52:45
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totem poll
  1. How often would you say you are a totem pole?
    (often) (ofte) (oft) (of)
  2. Does your ability to be a totem pole distract you from the futility of existence?
    (yeah) (fuck you)
  3. must repeat lemon for approximately three stages
    (lemon)
  4. Describe the natural lifecycle of the lesser guacamole (1 word maximum)
  5. totem, yes?
    (yes)

Good, thank you for precipitating in this survey, you are con tributing to an great Cause

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-09 16:07:54
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totem role
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-09 03:37:48
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service, these dzae
77 minutes of mandalorian dragnet. this is what you have for me. i would be insulted if i weren't used to it
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-09 00:16:49
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DO THE TRIANGULAR DANCE
IT"S EASY OKAY JUST DO THIS Δ Λ ׯ ⃤ ∇ ≜ ⊲ ⊳ ⊴ ⊵ ⊿ ⋫ ⋭
Posted by mouses @ 2019-09-08 20:19:58
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Do u no skwe(ə)r ˈpo͝oSHər
Riced Yugo's the fucking daddy
Makes all the different styles of drum 'n' bass

Riced Out Yugo, sent to you
We enter now
qqq with all the different styles of drum 'n' bass
Sent to you, move all along to the drill 'n' bass
We enter now, fucking center of the .7
And to you, get the fucking hell off my fucking lawn
Riced Yugo with all the different styles of drum 'n' bass
Sent to you, move all along to the drill 'n' bass
We enter now
In the mind of a master bot
Here comes the style like a style yugo
Sing to the yugo of fantasy
And the fucking Yugo always make me go come
We enter now, fucking center of the USB
And to you, get the fucking hell off my IDM
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-09-08 18:46:43
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marijuanas
the effect of 2 marijuanas is greater than one marijuana this is just basic science, people
Posted by mouses @ 2019-09-08 09:14:48
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watt is zappening

10 PRINT "YEAH! I KNOW WHAT!"
15 PRINT "I KNOW A LOT!"
20 PRINT "YOU THINK I'M DUMB?"

BREAK
ERROR IN LINE 21

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-05 23:05:22
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wat is happening
u noe wat?
cos eye dew.
&& if (ewe(dont)) {
    lawd help u
}
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-05 02:51:00
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TASSELATION

Roger that, Roger. I see the briefcase. It is a nice briefcase. Within it is a piece of paper. It reads, "Do not tell others of the contents of the briefcase."

I breathe heavily. Is it fate, or is it destiny? Time warps around me as space unfolds in a pile of intergalactic swarf. Knowingly, I reach for the tassles. But the tassles are long gone.

CQ CQ CQ, this is TRI calling Roger. Do you copy?

I reach for my pocket Xerox. Slowly, I raise the drum above my head, scan my DNA, and clone myself. I don't know what the fuck that did, but now there are two of me, so that's cool. This is gonna piss off the wife.

Summary thus far

  • smell of fresh toner
  • Case of the Missing Tassles
  • swarf lol
  • custard is nice, unrelated but I thought I'd mention it yknow
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 21:38:46
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