Riced Out Yugo
totem poll
  1. How often would you say you are a totem pole?
    (often) (ofte) (oft) (of)
  2. Does your ability to be a totem pole distract you from the futility of existence?
    (yeah) (fuck you)
  3. must repeat lemon for approximately three stages
    (lemon)
  4. Describe the natural lifecycle of the lesser guacamole (1 word maximum)
  5. totem, yes?
    (yes)

Good, thank you for precipitating in this survey, you are con tributing to an great Cause

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-09 16:07:54
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totem role
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-09 03:37:48
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service, these dzae
77 minutes of mandalorian dragnet. this is what you have for me. i would be insulted if i weren't used to it
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-09 00:16:49
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DO THE TRIANGULAR DANCE
IT"S EASY OKAY JUST DO THIS Δ Λ ׯ ⃤ ∇ ≜ ⊲ ⊳ ⊴ ⊵ ⊿ ⋫ ⋭
Posted by mouses @ 2019-09-08 20:19:58
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Do u no skwe(ə)r ˈpo͝oSHər
Riced Yugo's the fucking daddy
Makes all the different styles of drum 'n' bass

Riced Out Yugo, sent to you
We enter now
qqq with all the different styles of drum 'n' bass
Sent to you, move all along to the drill 'n' bass
We enter now, fucking center of the .7
And to you, get the fucking hell off my fucking lawn
Riced Yugo with all the different styles of drum 'n' bass
Sent to you, move all along to the drill 'n' bass
We enter now
In the mind of a master bot
Here comes the style like a style yugo
Sing to the yugo of fantasy
And the fucking Yugo always make me go come
We enter now, fucking center of the USB
And to you, get the fucking hell off my IDM
Posted by shitbowl @ 2019-09-08 18:46:43
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marijuanas
the effect of 2 marijuanas is greater than one marijuana this is just basic science, people
Posted by mouses @ 2019-09-08 09:14:48
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watt is zappening

10 PRINT "YEAH! I KNOW WHAT!"
15 PRINT "I KNOW A LOT!"
20 PRINT "YOU THINK I'M DUMB?"

BREAK
ERROR IN LINE 21

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-05 23:05:22
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wat is happening
u noe wat?
cos eye dew.
&& if (ewe(dont)) {
    lawd help u
}
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-05 02:51:00
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TASSELATION

Roger that, Roger. I see the briefcase. It is a nice briefcase. Within it is a piece of paper. It reads, "Do not tell others of the contents of the briefcase."

I breathe heavily. Is it fate, or is it destiny? Time warps around me as space unfolds in a pile of intergalactic swarf. Knowingly, I reach for the tassles. But the tassles are long gone.

CQ CQ CQ, this is TRI calling Roger. Do you copy?

I reach for my pocket Xerox. Slowly, I raise the drum above my head, scan my DNA, and clone myself. I don't know what the fuck that did, but now there are two of me, so that's cool. This is gonna piss off the wife.

Summary thus far

  • smell of fresh toner
  • Case of the Missing Tassles
  • swarf lol
  • custard is nice, unrelated but I thought I'd mention it yknow
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 21:38:46
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water tassles
1. Extract 3 of the Type 4 Tassles
2. Install flouride emitter
3. Sell water company to the chinese
4. Breeding of tassles commences

Tassle breeding cycles should be conducted in complete darkness to maximise absorbtion rates. Do not hassle the tassles, you may hurt their feelings. When the entity signals for you to meet via your transponder promptly travel to the coordinates. Collect the briefcase and rendezvous at alpha bravo.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2019-09-04 21:06:31
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water tanste

I have tansted your water , to my IMMENSE disappointment it gave me dihydrogen monoxide poisinging. This I do not appreciate

i shall contact my lawyer and he shall be ANGER at you, young Man

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 20:45:30
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cooking
Mix 2 cups of water with 2 tablespoons of water. Add more water to taste.

I wish there was a slow cooker version of this recipe. I work long hours and I just don't have the time to invest in this kind of hands-on cooking.
Posted by mouses @ 2019-09-04 17:33:41
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rdorve




















Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2019-09-04 03:37:47
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formal response
i cannot divulge the presence, or non-presence, of SPON, in FUNT. dirischtich-level clearance is required dirichlet. should you elect to provide your own SPON, for FUNT CAKE, it will be permitted, but beware you do so at your own expense. at dawn, a man with shattered eyebrows will pass by your abode and fart absentmindedly. this will be the signal that your clearance level has been accepted, and you may await further inforstorktxions from a trained lemur that will emerge from a nearby tree. her name is susan. don't pet her. she doesn't like it. at that point, the podule susan passes to you will contain the presence, or non-presence -- again, neither of which is admitted -- of SPON for SPON in FUNT for CAKE doES FUNT SPON SPON NATURALLY^H^H^H^H end of transmission
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-04 03:35:39
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requeste

yes please -

i woulnd very much like an funt cake, does it come with a SPON? I simply cannot eat an funt cake without the SPON, for my hands do not adopt the same curvature as SPON does

thank,

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 03:27:07
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DESTINATION: FUNT
operhaps derschnauzer hast gestinken thine trip?

thine trip
  • drug
  • woman
  • funt

FUNT OR BUST

or at least get my shrimp a table so i can eat some dates

not convinced? you should be

FUNT OR BUST

or at least get my shrimp a table so i can eat some dates

you'd better be convinced


FUNT OR BUST

or at least get my shrimp a table so i can eat some dates




(i'm sorry, i just get excited, sometimes. would you care for some funt cake?)
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2019-09-04 03:17:13
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symmetry child

foetus,
o foetus you are
with your face like a car
how you fly in the void in your mind

embryo
o embryo you turn
with your eyes how you burn
how you know that the world is unkind

don't get back to me babe
o don't get back to me
don't get back to me babe

yea

elliptical child, tell me your ways,
now you grow like the wind and the rainfall
with your mind still so mild, yet your voice in a daze
like one open to all that is truthful

o
how your ways be unfurled
o
how your ways be unfurled …

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 00:44:57
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Who Hairs Wins
do not faze the follicle, follicles must remain unfazed for optimal hilarity
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-04 00:26:50
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FALSELY NEWSWORTHY

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We know this because we are a Big Trustworthy News Source, which means we are trustworthy because we are big and trustworthy. This trustworthiness is what keeps us trustworthy, so you can trust us. Ultimately, though, it is up to you whether you decide to trust us -- though we highly recommend you do, and if you don't, we'll attack you with further verbosity, grammatical complexity, and hitherto unmentioned tripartite sequence.

Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2019-09-03 23:51:02
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dxm for breakfast
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Posted by mouses @ 2019-09-03 23:30:04
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