Riced Out Yugo
RICED OUT YUGO ENHANCEMENT PILLS

I FEEL CONFIDENT AND SEXY AGAIN THANKS TO RICED OUT YUGO

Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-01 16:21:00
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I, er... welcome PLINY.
(Did I miss a staff memo or something guys?)
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-28 18:04:00
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MY BRILLIANT WRITINGS VOL. I
TRUE GLORY CONSISTS IN WELDING WHAT DESERVES TO BE TACKED; IN TACKING WHAT DESERVES TO BE DUCT TAPED; AND IN SO WELDING AS TO MAKE THE WORLD HAPPIER FOR OUR WELDING IN IT.
Posted by PLINY THE WELDER @ 2007-11-28 17:53:00
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Riced Out Cereal
WHY NOT HAVE SOME

Wat-O's
Special Q
Riced Crisps
Raisin' Hell Bran
smaqks
checkqs
Ape-Nuts
Honey Nut Now
Weedabix
Moldin' Crisp
Brute Loops
Accosted Flakes
Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker's Old-Tyme Digital Oats
Groovy Pebbles
Cheery-Qs

THIS MORNING??
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-28 12:32:00
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commercial slogans that weren't
  • cheetos: the special capsules that can make a man larger.
  • Madden 2009: LOL you're still buyin' this shit too bad we bought out NFL rights
  • e-harmony: getting u laid unless ur fat lol
  • LG Mobile: Buying a better cell phone SAVES THE CHILDREN.
  • 7 days: 7th generation photocopy of other shitty scifi shows
  • 7 days: this show sucks so hard RTQP had to write a second slogan
  • net neutrality: ensuring bit torrent can transfer legal data.
  • GEICO: 15 advertisements could create a bunch of viral marketing in your brain
  • Guitar Hero: For Fucks That Are Too Lazy To Learn Guitar
  • Rock Band: For Fucks That Are Too Lazy To Learn Guitar And Have No Girlfriend To Blow Their Cash On
  • spike tv: gender equality is temporarily suspended here
  • A WEEK'S SUPPLY OF PLACEBOS FOR THE COST OF A POSTAGE STAMP, COULD WE AFFORD TO DO THIS IF IT DIDN'T WORK???
  • august hope: letting you watch 7 movies in two hours. be hip without depleting your clip!!
  • playstation: starting at the cost of only 7 car payments
  • SPEND $24,000 AND SAVE $100 ON A TOYOTA
  • miller chill: u trailer trash? wnat 2 gets teh laid???
  • disaronno on the rocks: cocaine on my tits
  • COMCAST: Pay us dollars to ream you up the butt
  • there's stupid, and then there's army stupid.
  • IT IS NOT A GIMMICK! IT IS REAL SCIENCE!! THIS STOCK FOOTAGE OF D00DZ IN LAB COATS PROVES IT!@!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-28 02:29:00
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LAY IT DOWN LAY IT DOWN LIKE THIS
Beep bloop bloop, beep bloop bloop bloop-bloop-bloo. TAKE IT DOWN YO, TAKE IT DOWN YO YO YO
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-27 15:38:00
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cJONHFESSIN THYME
al'[right u cujntas, itlls lay it on thqwline 4u lolsucl,. hjere is how drukqrfs play casarole in teh 23th cventryu musiz of afx twine (aleso wit: dicekman, smpofdgecaes, fonicboi on rope): fjirst i find ED of teh chamriclal bros in a fclub and he nhjeeds a lien reel bad.ly. i t3ll hyikm i;ll give him an 8ball and a bjag of sklightly axspired pervitin tblaets if je gets n2 me tank. whjen he does, ie3llock ed inside thar tank 4 5 week with higha quality, neumann condenswer mckiyfone plrgged n2 bneve preamp, eqz. record edxs waitl2s of despair, load thn2m n2 sampler. thent3 i usjed tyhe sampl3s to nmaek a track3 called DFGJKLDFGsdfgh whiqch got releasaed as gwarek2 on dtruqks.

othjer tha3n thatt dtruq2ks haev playew3d no role in my msuics.
Posted by Richard D. James @ 2007-11-27 11:41:00
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Transcript
Rumble, "whoa!".

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flute music | Greeve mrs what(?() | BIRUGB | Greeeeeeveveveve (in my head) | Haha yeah, there ytou are hgahahahahaQ"iou2i2
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-25 15:54:00
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YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO XCQWHAT%
PErcentage of fux in the fux area, pitch black drunk sex ual percentage fux. Fux is the new era of fux, in the dark in the dark in the dark, reeeeeeeeeec in the darfk/. Sex u a l . io n the dark
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-25 15:41:00
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Absolutely fucked out of my fucking head you cunts comeponeoneop3429857y8ihwknre,fr qr3wfd
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm de-0tgariwung the ioce cream in attempt toharnsss the p-iower of the cazt yo! lhtyrlfp;'lur I]'m ginna pull up in a black vanyoyoyoyoyooyyo fufck.

anyway errttpr.... rtqp is going to drink more of teh vodkas to catch uyp in order to fux speach and shit. yeha. MORE COMING SOON
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-25 15:38:00
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WE WELCOME THE NEW LAYOUT, AS IF IT WERE A BROTHER
HELLO MARIO-STYLE RSS BUTTON, HELLO IMPACT FONT TYPE, HELLO , HELLO EVERYTHING.


Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-11-25 11:24:00
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spot on tally ho
I say, some peanuts (non-packing pls) would come in handy right now. I have to throw them at the Tchaikovsky --- OOH A TURKEY
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-11-25 00:08:00
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i hate when things go bad
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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-11-24 18:36:00
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outgoing call
Note: Will not cure dry mouth.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-11-24 03:03:00
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today
today i had painful fucking hate
on a plate on a slate on a table on a grate.

it was ok.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-23 15:14:00
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all the wannabefukbots cant compete
hyperfukbot is a ruthless villian
hyperfukbot is trying to turn things into other things
hyperfukbot is wwww.ricedoutyugo.com
hyperfukbot is turning it out
hyperfukbot is controlling time
hyperfukbot is steal your car
hyperfukbot is beyond superfukbot
hyperfukbot is a hard muthafucka
hyperfukbot is bigger than a pair of hammer pants
hyperfukbot is hey you look kinda like phil collins
hyperfukbot is breakin it down
hyperfukbot is not going to pick that up
hyperfukbot is callin' philip glass up on da phone and stealing his collect call minutes
hyperfukbot is cruisin down da street in his six fo, jockin da bitches, slappin da hoes
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-11-23 15:04:00
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lost snax
yugo has lost its snax

find our snax for us please

return any missing snax

to us at ricedoutyugo@ricedoutyugo.com
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-11-23 13:52:00
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a proverb for the internet generation

This post is balsa.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-22 18:27:00
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this is some funky shit
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-21 18:53:00
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terrerrofuzz
the terrible isuzu from space

the jello mould that ate chicago

and the saphire pudding that stole my heart

all on cnn at 9

live
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-11-21 18:45:00
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